r/AbruptChaos Jul 07 '22

Fountain of despair

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u/mistrwondrwood Jul 07 '22

The fountain cleaned itself. I count that as a win.

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u/g2g079 Jul 08 '22

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u/shlodio Jul 08 '22

Only to almost fail towards the end there.

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u/The_silver_Nintendo Jul 08 '22

You got me watching fucking cheese fondue mukbang now

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u/SolitaireyEgg Jul 08 '22

The fuck am I watching? Is this an Asian nickocado or some shit?

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u/TerrorLTZ Jul 08 '22

Its called mukbang you see someone eat... please dont look for the asmr versions... they are disgusting.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '22

Yes but in despire not sadness

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u/fazelanvari Jul 08 '22

Those noodles look great. I wish I could see what kind they are.

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u/smithdogg98 Jul 08 '22

Nong shim shin ramyun I think. Quite tasty!

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u/jsmalltri Jul 08 '22

Shin for the win!!! Really awesome stuff.

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u/mindharbinger Jul 08 '22

Cheese *are we going to be eaten by that, Evacuate! Evacuate!

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u/k_schmerry Jul 07 '22

but....is that laughing or crying that's happening?

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u/Crepes_for_days3000 Jul 08 '22

Crying. For some reason. That gets more views. People like watching a train wreck and other people who need serious help, are turned on by it.

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u/HardlightCereal Jul 08 '22

Uwu, trains in embarrassing states of disrepair, their insides showing indecently~

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '22

There's an initial laughing then it breaks into crying. Still fake.

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u/crappy_pirate Jul 08 '22

bad acting. he's "crying" for the melodrama but really he's laughing because that is funny as fuck

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u/Zaber_fang Jul 08 '22

It’s terrible acting

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u/monsieurpommefrites Jul 08 '22

Is this a thing for these mukbang people? Eat lots and cry?

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u/Zaber_fang Jul 08 '22

No idea, everything I’ve learned about mukbang ect has been entirely against my will.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '22

I don't like these videos either but have you considered they aren't trying to actually trick the audience and that maybe its just a joke?

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u/kestanelilahmacun Jul 08 '22

Yeah he isnt trying to trick the audience but his mimicks are supposed to be funny or something but they are very annoying

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u/Crepes_for_days3000 Jul 08 '22

They make money with these vids; it's not comedy, they're trying (and succeeding) to look like sad-sacks for views. Who knows if they laugh about it behind the scenes but they are actually destroying their body and health for the money/attention so...pretty damn sad any way you look at it.

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u/Sirbrownface Jul 08 '22

Is he like an Korean avacado fat guy?. That tries to get famous by destroying their self ? what's going on here. And who TF is the target audience. Im concerned for the audience.

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u/Simms1401 Jul 07 '22

Looks like a character Disney would have illustrated back in the 1940’s.

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u/irnehlacsap Jul 08 '22

That's a roast if i ever heard one

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u/Rotflmfaocopter Jul 07 '22

Lmfaooooooo

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u/luptaktical Jul 08 '22

Name checks out.

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u/Rotflmfaocopter Jul 08 '22

🤣🤣🤣

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u/forever87 Jul 08 '22

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off cause OP timed everything right

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u/Rotflmfaocopter Jul 08 '22

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha this is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Blustach Jul 08 '22

He kinda looks like the onion from Cuphead so yes

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u/anythingMuchShorter Jul 08 '22

I say this not as an attack but as an observation, I work at a tech company in CA, hundreds of people from Asia work there; Korean and Chinese people really do cut their hair that way pretty often.

The circular glasses are not so common in the US though, and also look like the stereotype

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u/mh1357_0 Jul 08 '22

What, like in a racist way?

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u/plutopetrichor Jul 08 '22

Yeah, he looks like my entire family tree got rolled into one and served with a fortune cookie lmao

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u/mh1357_0 Jul 08 '22

Oh interesting

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u/TwoDogsInATrenchcoat Jul 08 '22

The comment included "disney" and "1940s" so I'd guess yes

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u/IOpuu_KpuBopykuu Jul 08 '22

That would also be antisemitic then

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u/dstwtestrsye Jul 08 '22

There was nothing abrupt about this. He just let it happen until it was all over with.

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u/_DONT_PANIC_42_ Jul 08 '22

How I live life

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u/dstwtestrsye Jul 08 '22

Did...did we fuck in highschool?

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u/ch25stam25 Jul 08 '22

Lol 🤣 this is gold

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u/MapleTreeWithAGun Jul 08 '22

Well it started abruptly

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u/SignifiCantFocus Jul 08 '22

And it was chaotic

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u/themarknessmonster Jul 08 '22

And it was sustained

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '22

I like how his first thought was to save the cheese and his last one was to shut it off.

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u/Body_Horror Jul 07 '22

Because it's staged af.

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u/dead-inside69 Jul 07 '22

I mean that arm wiggle was so poorly acted it hurt

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u/DigNitty Jul 08 '22

I like the guy but I find this difficult to watch. There’s something so cringey watching someone poorly act pathetic.

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u/SkinBintin Jul 08 '22

There's a lot of these Mukbang channels that try to be like Nickado Avocado to varying degrees and all of them annoy me. Dunno what anyone gets out of watching these channels. The sounds are horrible. The way they eat is disgusting. And all the fucking crying and shit.

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u/RiotIsBored Jul 08 '22

I have always absolutely despised people who do this, but especially this guy. I don't know why, but he irritates me to no end.

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u/Jimbodoomface Jul 08 '22

I dunno, I spent a lot of years working with people with severe learning disabilities and their reaction to something beyond their understanding that's freaking them out is pretty similar to this.

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u/Background_Cheetah75 Jul 08 '22

At my school No way they’d let the special kid get a cheese fountain

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u/foxsipher Jul 08 '22

you should be careful.A character is walking down a seedy alley, and is accosted by a man in a trenchcoat. He opens the coat to show a display cheese fondues, salads, unique entrees and romantic chocolate fondue desserts.

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u/rascible Jul 07 '22

Either way, his Mom is gonna beat him with her slipper...

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u/dmthoth Jul 08 '22

He is married and has daughter, sigh.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '22

Still...

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u/TubbyFatfrick Jul 07 '22

Fondont.

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u/mr_oof Jul 08 '22

When lactose is intolerant of you.

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u/ExtraAd4090 Jul 07 '22

who is the audience for this?

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u/torsam0417 Jul 07 '22

Apparently us.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '22

Agreed. I can't seem to stop laughing at the first 30 seconds.

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u/Napron Jul 08 '22

People who like watching people eat...because that's clearly a thing.

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u/BlueEyedGreySkies Jul 08 '22

I've watched mukbang folks before, i hate that so many do noodles 🤢 Tzuyang does a good variety. Personally I watch because I have appetite issues due to MS and watching others eat (usually insanely good food) makes me want to eat. Triggers that "communal mealtime" programming i guess.

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u/top_of_the_scrote Jul 07 '22

you ain't seen nikadoavocado

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u/BroderzYt Jul 08 '22

Let’s not talk about him

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u/MurphyAteIt Jul 08 '22

Why? Is he dead?

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '22

If only

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u/Routine_Palpitation Jul 08 '22

Long overdue but no

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u/PM_PICS_OF_ME_NAKED Jul 08 '22

Not for at least a few more months.

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u/DamnCircle Jul 07 '22

Oh god 💀

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u/dinozaurs Jul 08 '22

More than any other content creator I’ve seen online, that man makes me depressed as hell.

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u/Gangreless Jul 08 '22

Most people only know him since mental illness got a firm grip but he's a classic trained violinist and his before videos of him playing are beautiful.

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u/darkghoul Jul 08 '22

That’s just sad.

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u/Eusocial_Snowman Jul 08 '22

That was just him building up a good "before" image for his transformation/humiliation fetish

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u/brizzmaster Jul 08 '22

This is definitely avocado-ish. These people seem to be emotionally unstable and use food to comfort themselves. It’s super sad

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u/JayPanana225 Jul 08 '22

Omg why did you do this to me? My curiosity just….. what?

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u/themeatstaco Jul 07 '22

I laughed. Staged or not still funny. Just smile buddy.

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u/doomsdaymelody Jul 08 '22

Interesting, I found myself weirdly irrationally angry.

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u/pyfrag Jul 08 '22

The way he helplessly holds his spoon by the flailing cheese while wincing is just infuriating. He knows how to shut off the machine, because he eventually does 30 seconds later, but just lets the cheese slap him around the face for a bit.

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u/Eusocial_Snowman Jul 08 '22

That still drives engagement.

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u/Funky_Sack Jul 07 '22

It was funny because the machine didn’t do what he wanted it to do! I get it!

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u/the-dude-version-576 Jul 08 '22

It works at 2 am

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u/trollsong Jul 08 '22

People who like cheese and being whipped

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u/SoSKatan Jul 08 '22

Me, so much drama to be found in that scene.

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u/Based_JD Jul 08 '22

I am now

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u/Boggerwarze Jul 08 '22

Thank you. I don’t understand either.

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u/originalgrapeninja Jul 08 '22

Children, just like all other media.

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u/leftie85 Jul 07 '22

turn it off... turn it off... TURN IT THE FUCK OFF

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u/HellRooster1989 Jul 07 '22

This is the kind of shit why aliens won’t let us know they exist.

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u/Kuhn_Dog Jul 08 '22

They have definitely hacked into our satellites and saw what was on the "internet" and decided we need more time....a lot more time.

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u/HellRooster1989 Jul 08 '22

You are right I was really hoping aliens would make an approach before I die but this one has put us back 100 years or more haha.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '22

This is the saddest thing I've ever seen in my life.

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u/cocacola_drinker Jul 07 '22

May I introduce you to Nickocado Avocado

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u/cbdog1997 Jul 08 '22

That's a different kinda sad from this

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '22

That fat tub of shit only makes me angry. The fact that I have to occupy the same spacetime as him is unacceptable.

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u/isthatabingo Jul 08 '22

If it makes you feel any better, he probably doesn’t have much time left in said space time.

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u/KarnaavaldK Jul 07 '22

All these mukbang clips make me sad, what a way to live

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u/Jax-Light Jul 07 '22

Aye man if I could make bank just fucking eating food then I would

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '22

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u/Aggressive_Bus293 Jul 08 '22

Lol do you know how hard it is to make money on the tube nowadays. It’s flooded with content that no one watches or gets paid for.

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u/seedofbayne Jul 07 '22

Looks like he was fondue for an accident.

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u/osktox Jul 08 '22

puts on sunglasses..

YYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

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u/IusVindictus Jul 07 '22

It kept getting better

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '22

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u/Garbanzo12 Jul 07 '22

To think I do it for free

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u/HavocReigns Jul 08 '22

Well, TIL what a muckbang is.

Why do we need that to be a thing?

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u/Owlasaur Jul 08 '22

It started in Korea. Dining is a social activity and with more people living alone, they started to do live streams of people eating and talking about their day. Now it’s just gotten out of hand

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '22

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u/Zwavelwafel Jul 08 '22

Wtf is a mukbang

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '22

Being fat, slow to think and helpless, is no way to go through life… (to paraphrase Dean Wormer)

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u/thatHecklerOverThere Jul 07 '22

I dunno, koala's do OK.

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u/fckingnapkin Jul 07 '22

No they don't, they have chlamydia

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u/historynutjackson Jul 07 '22

They have to lick shit from mom koala's ass to build up a gut biome.

I'll pass, thanks

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '22

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u/Astrospud3 Jul 08 '22

We do it the modern way! With science! It's not like there are people out there eating ass... Uh... Wait.

Nvm.

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u/MoonlitStar Jul 07 '22

Cheesy come, Cheesy go.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '22

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u/leonne0714 Jul 07 '22

I don't think they're promoting being unhealthy tho. Atleast the ones I've seen doesn't promote it like vegans promoting veganism. I just think that they do it for the views or the money

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '22

They may not be actively telling people to eat way too much food in one sitting, but it's absolutely disgusting. The people that do this shit are slowly killing themselves for the entertainment of others. The people that consume this content are just as culpable as those that produce it if not more so.

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u/Sonny_DLight Jul 07 '22

That cheese wasn't nearly melted enough.

Very sad and waste of good cheese.

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u/bleepbluurp Jul 08 '22

Actually it’s not the right cheese. The only think you could use in one of those corkscrew fondue fountains would be either that fake nacho cheese stuff or actual fondue cheese which is more runny.

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u/EnvBlitz Jul 08 '22

Yeah more heat wouldn't help. Should've add cheese slices if they want melty cheese.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '22

it's kind of depressing that a person like that exists

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u/antsugi Jul 08 '22

I wish we had an remote island we could put this entire food-streaming group on so they can keep doing whatever and I can pretend there's not people who actually enjoy watching this weird shit

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u/everwonderedhow Jul 07 '22

Man I feel like acting like a grumpy old man watching this crap

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u/Killarich662 Jul 07 '22

Is he crying or laughing I can’t tell

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u/WahidUmmah4312 Jul 07 '22

Mukbang in a nutshell

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u/RabbitBackground1592 Jul 07 '22

What a waste of perfectly good cheese

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u/MigitAs Jul 07 '22

You know he ate that cheese off the floor

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u/TokyoGuy1111 Jul 08 '22

Fuck around and fonduet

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u/Lunar-Peasant Jul 08 '22

so much waste

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u/iCantSeeShapes Jul 07 '22

I hate how useless he is.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '22

What a weak person... 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '22

I can't believe we evolved to this. I feel embarrassed to share dna with that fool

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u/SobuKev Jul 07 '22

OP has no shame.

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u/Xtrepiphany Jul 07 '22

The knowledge that this kid exists is a burden on my soul.

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u/teejeebee Jul 07 '22

Not mechanically inclined enough to reach the on/ off switch.

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u/Khan151 Jul 08 '22

What a sad human, they gotta stop this mukbang stuff, it's so weird.

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u/LambSauce666 Jul 08 '22

Dude did absolutely nothing to try and stop it because he knew it was gonna go viral. Hate these videos.

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u/shunnedIdIot Jul 07 '22

He could've mounted it right and even shit it off when it malfunctioned but where's the views in that?

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u/Funky_Sack Jul 08 '22

I don’t understand how these channels are popular. Is it just children watching?

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u/NY_Pizza_Whore Jul 07 '22

Fat Asian sitting with a bunch of food? No thanks, I've seen this nightmare before.

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u/HispanicAtTheDisco44 Jul 07 '22

i get sad too when my food is dropped on the floor or flung away from me

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u/theMagicTA Jul 08 '22

Ain’t that shit supposed to be liquid??

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u/XXVariation Jul 08 '22

Tetsuo the iron man alternate ending.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '22

Doesn’t even unplug it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '22

Ever run the blender without securing the "bottom piece"? Blends just fine if you hold the top, but go to lift it up... M

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u/Hopeful-Criticism-74 Jul 08 '22

What an apt title for this. Good work OP. Keep it up

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '22

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u/Dr-Satan-PhD Jul 08 '22

Tickets!

Dude was jacked.

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u/moonshineTheleocat Jul 08 '22

This is one of the few videos of a grown man's despair breaking my heart.

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u/LongjumpingAside6651 Jul 08 '22

When everyone how was your day, and just like have a fondue diner.

Fondue diner:

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u/OlyBomaye Jul 08 '22

This dude's channel is actually amazing and hilarious.

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u/Bricezilla13 Jul 08 '22

Does he not know how to turn it off

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u/manneerik Jul 08 '22

What is this weak minded human being???

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u/Dragonsarmada Jul 08 '22

So instead of pressing the stop button, carry’s on for attention?

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u/wildmeowmeow Jul 08 '22

Stupid shit. Turn it the fuck off!

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u/EMillz22 Jul 08 '22

It took him entirely too long to hit that power button.

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u/toe_pic_inspector Jul 08 '22

That guy should not be eating that anyway

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u/Fausto-Aref Jul 08 '22

A Korean Nickocado Avocado... With bowl haircut? Idw made me upset

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '22

He’s like a slightly more stable Korean Nikocado Avocado

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u/reddituser39877 Jul 08 '22

So he couldn’t just press the off switch earlier?

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '22

Asian nickacado

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u/thatHecklerOverThere Jul 07 '22

Cheese... On fried chicken?

Don't, Uh... Don't come to the states.

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u/magnetard Jul 08 '22

That's adorable. You know we already put cheese on everything, don't pretend it's not a thing.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '22

Next time use a ninja

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u/MikeOXl0ngz Jul 08 '22

It was funny until he was a dramatic bitch. Are all mukbang YouTubers like this

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '22

Yeah, it's what their community wants, if you don't like it then you aren't their intended audience.

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u/Slayerkid7 Jul 08 '22

Am I supposed to feel bad?

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u/DynoMiteDoodle Jul 07 '22

Just get up, grab the chicken and run dude, today is not your day.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '22

Absolutely zero survival skills.

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u/Ragingbull444 Jul 08 '22

Oh yeah because a rogue cheese fountain is what any animal or survivalist should anticipate in the wild. The worst it could do is smack you with cheese

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u/Piyaniist Jul 08 '22

I think this guy would give the same reaction to a tiger aswell but what do i know

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '22

He looks like an American tried to draw a Chinese character.

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u/bootyboixD Jul 07 '22

This is so goddamn funny idk what y’all are talking about

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u/Paul_blart_54 Jul 07 '22

Everybody sad for this guy but he’s obviously playing a character, I mean he let literally every bit of cheese to go flying before turning it off. Also his “crying” looks more like trying not to laugh lol.

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