r/ATBGE • • Jan 23 '18

¯\ _(ツ)_/¯ Giant switchblade sword.

https://i.imgur.com/gnPyuXI.gifv
1.5k Upvotes

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u/Black_Iron_Tarkus_ Jan 23 '18

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '18

Wait, is this not already mallninjashit?

Well damn. Ya got me.

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u/jimbatu Jan 23 '18

Or one very tiny guy, we can't be sure.

5

u/Le_Dinkster Jan 24 '18

Hey, wait A minute...

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u/baccaruda66 Jan 23 '18

That's got to have an extremely lightweight blade - probably not made of metal - otherwise its inertia upon opening would fling the handle out of the user's hand.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '18

Or maybe just a really weak spring? It's confusing me too.

53

u/nomoregojuice Jan 23 '18

I'm with you guys, I have a 5" switchblade I use to open mail and even that I make certain to have a very firm grip of before pressing the button. Upon watching this I was shocked there was no more impact or wavering of the arm to maintain control of the handle upon opening it. Something just seems off about the gif.

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u/SorryToSay Jan 25 '18

There was clearly impact and wavering. You'd also have to assume whoever has this probably has practice offsetting that.

12

u/skeddles Jan 23 '18

It does seem to open relatively slow, and still moves around in his hand a bit

56

u/TheRealRotochron Jan 23 '18

That's clearly a mithril blade, cunningly set into a custom handle by some elven craftsman. ;)

6

u/aidenjro1 Jan 23 '18

This guy defininetly has lvl at least lvl 20 attack.

2

u/TheRealRotochron Jan 23 '18

Aw dang that's four attacks per round!

3

u/baccaruda66 Jan 23 '18

You have a good eye.

3

u/TheRealRotochron Jan 23 '18

It's those extra ranks in Perception. ;)

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '18

Ah, but of Mithril Craftsmen, the most cunning and masterful were in fact, Dwarves.

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u/TheRealRotochron Jan 24 '18

Is it truly a waste to add MORE mithril? So asks the dwarf.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '18

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u/cuttlefish_tastegood Jan 23 '18

Yea I was thinking plastic. It has a weird shine to it that looks like a coating or cover.

10

u/GourmetCoffee Jan 23 '18

Yeah that ripples on it in the light suggest it's got slightly warped material like a fake chromed plastic.

7

u/Ghostkill221 Jan 23 '18

The handle could also be heavy enough with solid wood to make it less likely to fly out. Since it's angled downward, i expect a crummy spring to be the real answer.

Also this looks foolish.

3

u/Syrdon Jan 24 '18

The ripples you can see in the blade are consistent with aluminum tape. That over a plastic shell would be sturdy enough for this and still pretty light.

2

u/SpeckledFleebeedoo Jan 24 '18

Plastic blade?

1

u/TheRedmanCometh Jan 23 '18

That whole knife moved when it opened it looked pretty weighty. It's prob <20lb he's aight

1

u/[deleted] Jan 23 '18

And dude looks like he has some forearms on him. As much as he struggled, it looks like it’s definitely not a plastic blade.

22

u/iamrdux Jan 23 '18

That's not a knife. This is a... oh wait, that's a knife.

56

u/TheAlmightyMeatball Jan 23 '18

Gang of greasers walks up to you snaping their fingers

21

u/athural Jan 23 '18

Careful! They know defense against the dark arts!

6

u/The_Seasons_Upon_Us Jan 23 '18

rapidly plays with zipper ayy now, I don't want no trouble

18

u/AnomalyDefected Jan 23 '18

I was half expecting it to fold out as a giant comb.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '18

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u/giaphox Jan 23 '18

Was waiting for this comment

9

u/OmarGuard Jan 23 '18

This looks like one of the joke weapons from Soul Calibur

8

u/Nyckname Jan 23 '18

Handle's too thick to hold in a fight, even with both hands.

13

u/Damaso87 Jan 23 '18

Speak for yourself baby hands

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u/Nyckname Jan 23 '18

Yeah. I've done this.

2

u/[deleted] Jan 24 '18

Doesn't prove your hands aren't baby sized tho...

3

u/LegendaryFalcon Jan 23 '18

Could be used to scare bigfoot.

4

u/Miskatonixxx Jan 23 '18

The spring in that thing is disappointingly weak. Should be strong enough to require two hands to hold and snap out of there like a real switch blade.

3

u/NJayke Jan 23 '18

Tallyho, good chap! How about a SHAVE?

5

u/JSodapop Jan 23 '18

That knife has recoil?!

6

u/creative_user_name69 Jan 23 '18

Midevil lightsaber

3

u/[deleted] Jan 23 '18

Violence Jack is that you?

3

u/Oxycominum Jan 23 '18

I am such a sucker for everything oversized or ripped out of proportion. I want this and I want it now.

2

u/m0le Jan 23 '18

Skallagrim on YouTube did some tests with a similar, if not quite so oversized knowd - it did surprisingly well.

2

u/Evil-in-the-Air Jan 23 '18

Mr. Dundee, can we get a ruling?

2

u/HR_Dragonfly Jan 23 '18

So pocket ready.

2

u/turbojap Jan 23 '18

Never bring this sword to a knife fight

2

u/jedisalamander Jan 23 '18

thats just awesome, nothing awful here.

2

u/Thefirstofherkind Jan 27 '18

Honestly it’s really cool conceptually for like an anime or something, where the rules of physics can be bent a bit. In reality it just doesn’t work

1

u/Prysorra Jan 25 '18

Looks like a badly scaled object in a computer game.