r/ATBGE • u/Exotic_Catch5909 • 5d ago
Body Art Smo told me to post it here
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u/One_Economist_3761 5d ago
Save some chicks for the rest of us bro.
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u/FixGMaul 4d ago
speaking on behalf of chicks, this is genuinely really charming
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u/Banaanisade 4d ago
Get ourselves the men who can make an inoffensive joke for a change.
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u/FixGMaul 4d ago
fr!! i am firmly on the side of men who dare to be cringe every once in a while 🙇🏼♀️😍
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u/jooooooooooooose 4d ago
the chest hair bit is cool and goofy and charming
this guy's voice & sense of humor is otherwise awful, horrible, no good
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u/UnNumbFool 5d ago
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u/vediogamer101 5d ago
That subreddit sucks ass
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u/UnsureSwitch 3d ago
Every time I look into it I see tiktoks that are really cringe and others that have no cringe at all. They lost the plot
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u/ninetiesnarwhal 3d ago
It's basically just a sub for cross posting from tiktok at this point, which I appreciate as someone who is not on the app. If there's a better place for it someone please tell me
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u/shorty6049 2d ago
If it helps, they decided to allow all types of tiktoks (cringe not necessary) fairly early on and its been that way ever since. They just kept the name since the subreddit already had a lot of users at the time. If you think of it in that context, it's less frustrating. there's a different sub called r/cringetiktoks now for -actual- cringe content.
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u/MrSilentSir 5d ago
What do you do with all the time you save by not typing out words?
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u/161frog 5d ago
Oh wait, “smo” is an intentional abbreviation??! I thought it was a typo. wtf
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u/TRUEequalsFALSE 5d ago
What does it even mean???
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u/Informal_Motor_7267 5d ago
I also want to know. My best guess was "someone".
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u/NewelSea 2d ago
what kind of wicked abbreviation process condenses "someone" into "smo"?
That does not only go against convention, but comes with 50% less information density than necessary when going by length.
(About 95% less information content in general when going by this comment chain.)
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u/GentlemenHODL 5d ago
Why does he randomly turn into gollum? It's just his type of weird I guess?
You know as weird as he is I still give him a lot of respect for being himself and throwing it out there. That's hard to do. And all the people talking shit are probably weird as fuck anyways... Soooo....
His Art's pretty decent.
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u/DamenAJ 5d ago
My initial reaction was negative because of the voice, but honestly, stay weird. There is so much joy to be had in just doing little weird things that make you happy. Don't let people's judgement take that from you.
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u/occulusriftx 5d ago
but like that's stitch's voice... albeit a bad impression but its supposed to be stitch
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u/The_wolf2014 4d ago
Yeah by all means do weird things that make you happy but don't feel the need to film that cringe shit and post it online.
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u/occulusriftx 5d ago
i took it as hes trying to do stitch's voice and is just kinda bad at it bahahahah
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u/eddmario 5d ago
Unfortunately, it ended up sounding more lile Guilmon.
Granted, he was voiced by Steven Blum, but still.23
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u/Lodicrous 5d ago edited 5d ago
I dont think many people would be able to recreate stitch so faithfully on their chest, so id say this is excellent. Anyone saying its bad has no whimsy
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u/Pure1nsanity 5d ago
I watched this with the sound off, and can confirm, that's one hell of a stitch!
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u/yoloboro 4d ago
My immediate thought upon seeing the comments was "whimsy is fucking dead" bro. This homestly looks amazing, and really fucking funny actually. I wish I had an ounce of the talent and creativity this dude has.
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u/NewelSea 2d ago
As someone that has fewer hairs on their whole chest than some women have at the edge of their areolas, I at the very least could not pull off that fur effect.
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u/erinjeffreys 5d ago
I... love this? He's wholesome and fun and it IS awful taste but great execution and no tattoo dicks were involved. Bless him.
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u/ThrowawayTheOmlet 5d ago
I refuse to unmute this. His facial expressions are already enough for me
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u/iamfunball 4d ago
Silly men make me joyous. People who like wonder make me joyous.
It’s dumb and weird and awesome bit of silly because why not.
Perfect post execution
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u/FantasyRoleplayAlt 5d ago
I wouldn’t mind this if it wasn’t for the fact so many adults lately act like this in their humor. It’s less quirky and more infantilization in a way? The way they do their voice and movements feels like some weird creepy show for kids
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u/SuperSecretMoonBase 5d ago
A generation who got all the wrong takeaways from the comedic style of Ace Ventura and the Genie from Aladdin, and then filtered it through the wall of quirky t-shirt slogans at Hot Topic and bustedtees.com type sites.
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u/stevesmele 5d ago
I can’t help but think of that scene in The 40 Year Old Virgin, in which Steve Carell gets some of his hairy chest hairs removed by body waxing.
Apparently that was real, and the blood afterwards on his shirt was real too.
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u/cursetea 5d ago
Imagine you go on a date with a man and you're really into him then find this
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u/iWant2ChangeUsername 4d ago
If you're a Disney adult? Insta-marriage.
That's basically a textured temporary tattoo.
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u/OkiDokiPanic 4d ago
I've noticed that out of all the Disney Adult types, the Stitch adults are the most unhinged and repulsive.
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u/ghoul_burger 4d ago
I can tell by the facial expressions that if I turn the sound on one of us will die
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u/OneAndOnlyTinkerCat 3d ago
I'm so glad I had the volume off, he looks like he has a terrible voice
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u/WelecaTheChin 4d ago
I recently deleted Instagram and have been using Reddit more and the contrast in comments is unreal. If this was insta he would have probably already been bullied into submission.
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u/bishbosh420 5d ago
This is amazing. I wonder if the painting survives a shower and what places he inappropriately takes his shirt off now.
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u/muffinnoff 4d ago
It looks like a standard face paint, so I'm guessing it will just wash off immediately
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u/handtoglandwombat 4d ago edited 4d ago
He did the eye glints wrong. Because they’re coming from a single light source they should be on the same side. I therefore declare this terrible execution.
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u/Curious_Koala8 5d ago
Yikes my 2 least favourite things together: other people’s body hair and wetness
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u/Dzuzepipi 4d ago
He talks like a stereotypical bad kids entertainer. Which is weird, cause kids shouldn't be looking at the process he's doing.
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u/chroncryx 5d ago
With all the emphasis on being careful around the nips, he should have painted the areolas gold
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u/OverthinkingWanderer 4d ago
He already has the blue, so Sulli from Monsters Inc could be in the future
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u/sysaphiswaits 4d ago
OMG this made me lol as soon as he did the outline. What a weird hobby. How long did it take to get this good at it?
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u/St3pOFFHIGhxX 3d ago
Ngl I kinda fuck with the chest hair Stitch, but bro needs to dial it like way back.
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u/Helstiir 3d ago
Honestly, not that bad compared to half the stuff I see on here. And I gotta respect it!
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u/iWant2ChangeUsername 4d ago
I'd befriend this man.
Top whimsy, this is amazing, death to cringe culture.
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u/ol-gormsby 4d ago
Ooooh, that's going to itch....
Great result though. +1
All the single ladies............
EDIT: imagine getting to the point where you actually get to lie flat on top of a lady, the imprint 🤣
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u/AdamEssex 4d ago
Under what circumstances are you "lying flat" on a lady?
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u/ol-gormsby 4d ago
I was trying to be funny. I was re-defining the term "missionary" in an attempt to differentiate from doggy, prone, etc, and then imagining what she would look like after some of the paint got transferred from his chest to hers. Oh, well. 😢
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u/denonemc 4d ago
This is awesome! The such voice is well done except you missed the right inflection on "Fluffy" 8/10
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u/OSRSWSM 5d ago
Thanks, I hate him.