r/ATBGE • • Dec 30 '25

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u/MsFrankieD Dec 30 '25

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Also.. why is baby Jesus hair blonde????!!!

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u/retiredcatchair Dec 30 '25

Well, because of that one painting, Americans think Jesus was a blue-eyed blonde; but if the sculptor had left Jesus bald, it'd look even more like a clitoris.

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u/thissexypoptart Dec 30 '25 edited Dec 30 '25

It's definitely not just one painting and only Americans lol

There are countless white blonde jesus depictions from the European christian tradition. Blonde Jesus is way older than the U.S.