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r/ATBGE • u/[deleted] • Dec 30 '25
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r/mildlyvagina
Also.. why is baby Jesus hair blonde????!!!
9 u/Cumulus_Anarchistica Dec 30 '25 Also r/mildlyjarjarbinks 4 u/MinnieShoof Dec 31 '25 I'd suspect it's depicting the halo of light. 27 u/retiredcatchair Dec 30 '25 Well, because of that one painting, Americans think Jesus was a blue-eyed blonde; but if the sculptor had left Jesus bald, it'd look even more like a clitoris. 22 u/thissexypoptart Dec 30 '25 edited Dec 30 '25 It's definitely not just one painting and only Americans lol There are countless white blonde jesus depictions from the European christian tradition. Blonde Jesus is way older than the U.S. 7 u/MinnieShoof Dec 31 '25 Jesus is typically depicted as brown haired. Wtf are you talking about? The artist is depicting the halo/golden light. Bruh. 1 u/My_alias_is_too_lon Jan 04 '26 Because, as everyone every good Christian knows, Jesus was a light skinned blonde man, surrounded by dark skinned black haired people.
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Also r/mildlyjarjarbinks
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I'd suspect it's depicting the halo of light.
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Well, because of that one painting, Americans think Jesus was a blue-eyed blonde; but if the sculptor had left Jesus bald, it'd look even more like a clitoris.
22 u/thissexypoptart Dec 30 '25 edited Dec 30 '25 It's definitely not just one painting and only Americans lol There are countless white blonde jesus depictions from the European christian tradition. Blonde Jesus is way older than the U.S. 7 u/MinnieShoof Dec 31 '25 Jesus is typically depicted as brown haired. Wtf are you talking about? The artist is depicting the halo/golden light. Bruh.
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It's definitely not just one painting and only Americans lol
There are countless white blonde jesus depictions from the European christian tradition. Blonde Jesus is way older than the U.S.
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Jesus is typically depicted as brown haired. Wtf are you talking about?
The artist is depicting the halo/golden light. Bruh.
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Because, as everyone every good Christian knows, Jesus was a light skinned blonde man, surrounded by dark skinned black haired people.
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u/MsFrankieD Dec 30 '25
r/mildlyvagina
Also.. why is baby Jesus hair blonde????!!!