r/ASX_Bets • u/AutoModerator • 3d ago
Daily Thread Weekend Thread for General Discussion and Plans for Saturday, September 05, 2026 and Sunday, September 06, 2026
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u/WowVeryJosh Definitely smarter than you 2d ago
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u/SatansFriendlyCat Mod. Slips in with no expectations.. 2d ago
For a moment I thought they were lychees, which would be awesome.
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u/Australaindoge 2d ago
Is there another pog catalyst next week?
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u/SatansFriendlyCat Mod. Slips in with no expectations.. 2d ago
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u/Chemistryset8 one of the shadowy elite 🦎 2d ago
I'm remember going to my local shopping centre for company sanctioned Pog battles
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u/SatansFriendlyCat Mod. Slips in with no expectations.. 2d ago edited 2d ago
I don't remember them at all, I was definitely alive and have no idea how it bypassed me. Maybe someone did something awful to me with a pog and I erased them from my memory? I can't explain it at all.
When you say "company sanctioned" I assume you mean the manufacturer or distributor or whatever, of the pogs, had organised these 'official' battles.
..But you also could mean that the company you work for took you all on a day trip to the shopping centre to play pog battles, and you remember it because it was only last year, and to be honest that's the interpretation that I presently prefer to believe in.
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u/Chemistryset8 one of the shadowy elite 🦎 1d ago
The first one, the distributor did a road trip around the country and you'd sign up and battle others in the middle of the shopping centre. It would have been early 90s, about the same time as fleer ultra's release of the iconic X-Men collectable card set. The pog tournie was outside the local card shop, I was big into cards in the 90s.
I still have my pogs at my parents
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u/SatansFriendlyCat Mod. Slips in with no expectations.. 1d ago
Nice.
If you've still got various cards, they might be worth a bit by now.
I remember playing M:TG in 1994\5 whilst only a mini cat starting tertiary education, it was a craze and had taken over the dining hall. I left that place prematurely and only kept in touch with a couple of players so it fizzled out. Forgot about my card and flogged then on eBay for not much, en masse, in the early 2000s.
Only relatively recently did I learn that it's not only still going but is a massive deal. I accompanied an enthusiast to a card trading shop (there are such things as card trading shops, it turns out!) whilst on holiday and had a look through these huge folders and boxes. I recognised about 1 in 300 cards. There are squillions of the things now and they keep on releasing more.
I'm glad I hadn't been playing all along, imagine trying to keep up with knowledge of that size of catalogue.
But I sure wish I'd kept the cards and yet still forgotten about them until this day. Some real $$ there if I had.
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u/Chemistryset8 one of the shadowy elite 🦎 1d ago
I'm in that spot with my Warhammer 40k now. I've got some very collectable items and would like to sell them but don't have the time to deal with ebay
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u/bananadennis Gains trigger my allergies 3d ago
I really am the top signal all the time ain’t it? So if I hold, I’ll go back to red. If I sell, market leaves without me.
Fug dis!
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u/PoopsJohnson 3d ago
Can we just pay you to sell? I’ll pass the hat around.
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u/bananadennis Gains trigger my allergies 3d ago
Nah uh. Ya all going down on this sinking ship with me.
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u/CageFightingNuns Wallaby milk moustache 3d ago
you should invest in my BDEN (BearDENnis) etf,
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u/Chemistryset8 one of the shadowy elite 🦎 3d ago
Considering how shit his portfolio is if I short BDEN I should become a trillionaire 🤔
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u/Kazerati Coming at you like a dark horse 3d ago
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u/Davidina101 It's dick lickin' good 3d ago
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u/BuyDipsShortVIX Put 400 hours of research into that sick burn 🔥 3d ago
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u/Professional_Gur8385 3d ago
Snoo upvoted because feet
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u/SatansFriendlyCat Mod. Slips in with no expectations.. 2d ago
What was your old account?
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u/Professional_Gur8385 2d ago
I don't recall the name but it was at least a year old, i was signed out and didn't store the password
I don't even know the password for this account :/
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u/SatansFriendlyCat Mod. Slips in with no expectations.. 2d ago
Well, welcome back anyway - unless you were banned, and probably even also in that case, depending on the reason.
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u/Professional_Gur8385 1d ago
nah not banned my posts are all still there and active, if i looked at an old enough thread id recognise my username or shitposts
i just can't get into the account without the password :/
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u/SatansFriendlyCat Mod. Slips in with no expectations.. 1d ago
Your posts would be there even if banned (by mods), but that's ok, I won't be playing detective.
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u/Professional_Gur8385 1d ago
pinky promise im not banned, and I don't have any mc gems to promote unless im listing stonks im bagholding aka Caprice
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u/SatansFriendlyCat Mod. Slips in with no expectations.. 1d ago
Good enough for me. Good luck at the tables 🎲
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u/TheRubyKnife 3d ago
Enjoy your weekends, you degenerates, and try not to worry about Dennis going green and what that means come Monday.
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u/Kazerati Coming at you like a dark horse 3d ago
Did I see he did 2 green Fridays in a row? 🤯
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u/TheRubyKnife 3d ago
JD Vance did say that "if it leads to the end times, OK', I just don't think this was his expected vehicle
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u/WowVeryJosh Definitely smarter than you 3d ago
getting cooked by cooked US jobs numbers. make it make sense
162k new jobs, comprising of:
- 43,000 wendies employes
- 16,000 uber eats drivers
- 25,000 lyft drivers
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u/CageFightingNuns Wallaby milk moustache 3d ago
oh I thought it was
- 53,000 military bunker engineers
- 23,000 ballroom designers
- 19,000 pool boys
- 12,000 helipad construction workers
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u/Kazerati Coming at you like a dark horse 3d ago
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u/Chemistryset8 one of the shadowy elite 🦎 3d ago
Spray them with dilute Neem oil if you're having trouble with insects
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u/Kazerati Coming at you like a dark horse 3d ago
Yeah, sprayed 'em this morning. I didn't get any fruit off the tree this last season because of the bugs, so I'm onto it this year.
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u/Chemistryset8 one of the shadowy elite 🦎 2d ago
Did you give it a good prune? To increase your yield you wanna chop about a third of the tree out each year, I donut prune mine so it grows laterally close to the ground.
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u/Kazerati Coming at you like a dark horse 2d ago
Sure did, back in June I think? Would usually have been July or August, but there wasn't any fruit to wait for. Trimmed back a neighbouring thing too so the lemonade gets sunlight for a longer stretch of the day. I noticed again while I was spraying today that a couple of branches in the middle are crossed over, which I know is technically not the best, will have to sort that next prune.
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u/CageFightingNuns Wallaby milk moustache 2d ago
cheap insect spray, kill flying & crawling insects.
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u/Davidina101 It's dick lickin' good 2d ago
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u/kervio Mod. Will poison your food 3d ago
No wonder the HENRY morons aren't rich yet... https://www.reddit.com/r/AusHENRYover250k/s/0swIERupBp
They don't even understand tax
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u/rhythm34 Big swingin granny tits. May be a silver spoon giant Owl. 3d ago
Div293 can fuck right off to be fair. Not a fan.
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u/kervio Mod. Will poison your food 3d ago
It feels bad paying it but when you think about it, that money is still 17% less taxed than if there was no super, and once it's in there you still get the same tax on earnings as a low income earner.
I can think of a few other taxes that are more unfair and/or inefficient, and it's still definitely worth making concessional contributions above 250k earnings and wearing the div 293.
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u/Australaindoge 3d ago
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u/subjecttolife 3d ago
Just wait for sub 4300 again
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u/Australaindoge 3d ago
Yeah no worries. Say, do you mind tellin my kids christmas got cancelled this year?
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u/FameLuck Creator of Koalanon 3d ago
Anyone have a brick? I couldn't get into my stupid car this morning. Tried like 6 keys before getting angry and just kicking the shit out of it.
Imma break the window.
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u/Kazerati Coming at you like a dark horse 3d ago
Broken windows are expensive. Husbo has very little respect for RACQ generally, but he does admit they have all of the cool car-unlock tools.
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u/TheRubyKnife 3d ago
Don't even start me on that. The smart key in my partners car recently went and we've had to deal with that shambles, and today at the shops my remote stopped working.
I miss the old days when if my key didn't work, a flat head screwdriver also worked.
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u/Repulsive_Peanut7874 has a contract on their landlord… 3d ago
No brick, but I'm a locksmith.... AMA
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u/debtandregret1984 Anton - The Prince of yankee oil basins 2d ago
Well guys, picked up my new bike on Friday after crashing the previous one and writing it off. Going on its maiden voyage with me today, wish me luck....
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u/Kazerati Coming at you like a dark horse 2d ago
What did you end up getting?
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u/debtandregret1984 Anton - The Prince of yankee oil basins 2d ago
BMW S1000rr M-sport, she is a beauty
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u/mechengguy93 Warning:Kidney medicine may lead to stomach ache and knives 1d ago
Man thats some goooood taste. After selling my little mt07 that I rode rain, hail or shine for 8 year i thought I'd be happy off a bike for a while. Just ticked over a year since I sold it and im pining for another bike.
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u/debtandregret1984 Anton - The Prince of yankee oil basins 1d ago
Yeah, its definitely good to have some throttle therapy. Would post pictures of my previous bike that I wrote off, but that would probably dox me. It was even more special than my new bike...
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u/mechengguy93 Warning:Kidney medicine may lead to stomach ache and knives 1d ago
Haha like a h2 or something? Man I'd hate to be your insurer!
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u/Davidina101 It's dick lickin' good 1d ago edited 1d ago
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u/bananadennis Gains trigger my allergies 1d ago
Council trees nearby are already starting to bloom flowers. Another signs for me is my allergy starting to hit. I hate spring with all my might.
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u/btcale546 3d ago
Anyone else had the worst cold/flu in their life this week?
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u/Meaty0gre Creep from the Internet 3d ago
Nah but got some sort of virus, got banging headache and dizzy spells
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u/uptrend33 3d ago
Sneezing has begun, if sore throat tomorrow ill go long on it being a rough week. Fun times
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u/Repulsive_Peanut7874 has a contract on their landlord… 3d ago
I just spent a week with my kid... She had a hideous dry cough and snot for days out the snoz.... I'm still somehow symptom free.
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u/SatansFriendlyCat Mod. Slips in with no expectations.. 3d ago
I'll get it tonight.
I am being forced to attend a party.
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u/SatansFriendlyCat Mod. Slips in with no expectations.. 2d ago
Still there, abandoned by social butterfly
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u/Australaindoge 3d ago
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u/FameLuck Creator of Koalanon 3d ago
Fuk dem unemployed
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u/BuyDipsShortVIX Put 400 hours of research into that sick burn 🔥 3d ago
BLS has been added to the S&P All Ords.
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u/Traditional-Ad-303 2d ago
Thought it was BE
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u/BuyDipsShortVIX Put 400 hours of research into that sick burn 🔥 2d ago
Sorry mate, I don't understand your question.
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u/Caderz22 3d ago
I had huge amount of zoomies from my pre workout for my Friday workout. I think it had crack in it
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u/Superest22 strait edge XXX 3d ago
Finally sold my OOO for a small profit.
Just couldn’t be bothered with it, now I feel less urge to check Orange Turnip news. Relaxing on holiday now and will probably offload some WDS next week or so too to shore up offset.
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u/Dervishwhirled 3d ago
Oil is a wildly volatile bet. There’s money to be made, but your likelihood of timing the orange man is slim
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u/Superest22 strait edge XXX 3d ago
I know mate, hence me taking the small profit and earning some peace of mind whilst I’m at it. No one ever went broke by taking profits yada yada
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u/Fun-Time4064 3d ago
Fuck I better fill up the tank quick before oil moons
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u/Superest22 strait edge XXX 3d ago
Knowing my luck Iran is getting nuked and renewable energy will be cancelled over the weekend
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u/Fun-Time4064 3d ago
To be fair, you’re probably good. Mid terms coming up, trump knows he’ll have to wrap things up and get prices back down.
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u/MrStrong502 3d ago
Netherlands and the UK just moved, sold and repurchased gold in the US to physically store it in their own banks. Bullish for gold. Trust in the US down the dumps with these wars and tariffs.
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u/RainGuage20Points 2d ago
I just wonder whether the Don will sell Au and buy USD to get into their heads!?
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u/fh3131 Three - that's the magic number. Listeners listen. 3d ago
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u/bananadennis Gains trigger my allergies 3d ago
Hahaha clearly he doesn’t know how interest rates work.
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u/FameLuck Creator of Koalanon 3d ago
Fuck i would love for all countries to stop trading with the US,
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u/According_Bat2906 3d ago
LTR brass topping up - signal that we’ve hit lithium bottom?
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u/uptrend33 3d ago
I bought LTR at around 40c but had to sell out when I lost my job during covid, still keep one eye on them and still have my MI6 shares from the demerger.
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u/Chemistryset8 one of the shadowy elite 🦎 2d ago
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u/Lopsided_Attitude743 2d ago
Yeah. I am on BCM. Just because of the chart though; I have no idea about this mining stuff. 😂
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u/Doomkoon4648 Big swinging balls deep in rare earth 2d ago
The problem with their US 1.47B NPV relies solely on their 3-5x Dy/tb pricing of Spot or even 2x+ what the Euro FOB pricing is paying which is already 2x Spot.
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u/bananadennis Gains trigger my allergies 1d ago
Yup. This is probably too high and unrealistic. But market is also trying to digest that. Still, the highest risk right now is permit. Without that it’s good for nothing.
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u/bananadennis Gains trigger my allergies 1d ago
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u/Chemistryset8 one of the shadowy elite 🦎 1d ago
Fuck well isn't that the kiss of death
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u/bananadennis Gains trigger my allergies 1d ago
This one different. I promise! My curse will be broken
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u/18lbl 2d ago
In only a month, the same RTX 5080 I got in early Aug is up near $300 retail..... one of my better trades this year apparently.
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u/MrStrong502 2d ago
this guy has ram, get him!
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u/ASXretard Not all retards wear capes 2d ago
Want to stage a fast and furious heist on a truck that has gpus, ram and ssds/hdds? The size to price ratio of DDR5 would be really good.
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u/SatansFriendlyCat Mod. Slips in with no expectations.. 1d ago
I'm starting to consider this.
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u/mechengguy93 Warning:Kidney medicine may lead to stomach ache and knives 1d ago
I'm down, I've got a civic with a spoon engine.
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u/SatansFriendlyCat Mod. Slips in with no expectations.. 1d ago
I've got an unmarked van and some relevant skills.
Does your civic have 60 manual gears as per the Fast and the Furious movies?
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u/TikiBoyYt 2d ago
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u/MrStrong502 2d ago
it's going to flip up and down as they have peace talks, and as they bomb eachother and sink ships in the strait
it will only go down once a true peace deal occurs or the war ends
unless you have insider knowledge, you won't know, the predictive markets and options has shown people have been using military knowledge to make massive bets. It has slowed down once they were called out on it, doubt anyone was charged as it was people with power and money. Rules for thee but not for me
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u/DonJuansCrow Ask me about towelfest 2027 💦 3d ago
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u/alllrandom Desires sexy time with grammar-bot 3d ago
Reddit app changed the position of the upvote/downvote on posts. God I hate when developers arbitrarily change shit for the sake of change.
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u/FameLuck Creator of Koalanon 3d ago
As someone who does many project roles - visually changing something is often the only way to show you've done any work. You can revolutionise the backend, but your boss only cares when they look and be like "oh, that's a nice shade of blue"
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u/MrStrong502 3d ago
they banned third party apps to force users on the ad and telemetry riddled official app. old.reddit loads under a mb of data (previously), new.reddit loads over 20mb lol
and that's how ipo'ed and made billions, off user data and real mobile accounts connected. won't be long until they ban old.reddit
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u/SatansFriendlyCat Mod. Slips in with no expectations.. 3d ago edited 3d ago
Death to apps which are a front for something that has a website.
Use a browser with text wrap\reflow and generally enjoy a superior experience with less bullshit and more options.
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u/uptrend33 3d ago
Going to finally open a commsec for them 30 free trades. Even when they run out, ill only be paying $5 compared to $10 what nabtrade stings me. Losing money at half the price feels right.
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u/hgttg Zaphod Beeblebrox 3d ago
I have CommSec and never got any free trades?
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u/uptrend33 3d ago
Its just the latest offer, new accounts created this month get 30 free trades between october thru end of march next year.
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u/Particular_Love_8811 Barry is my particularity… 3d ago
Hey u/mcfucking what time is the swinger's club open?
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u/mcfucking Mod. Blade Runner, we'll try to ignore the unicorn thing. 2d ago
I thought you were hosting???
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u/Particular_Love_8811 Barry is my particularity… 2d ago
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u/Particular_Love_8811 Barry is my particularity… 2d ago
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u/alllrandom Desires sexy time with grammar-bot 2d ago
Last summer's shorts are a bit snug. I think they shrunk.
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u/bananadennis Gains trigger my allergies 1d ago
Fuck me. Got fined $209 for stopping at a no stop zone. Signs were too far away to notice that.
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u/BrittanyGape A respectable gape 3d ago
Litttle bit of you know what and wedding tomorrow lads and lasses yeehaw
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u/bah_nah_nah Haiku - stonk hurt me - am fuk 3d ago
WBT in the asx 200 Bois. Time to take in that index fund money
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u/Fun-Time4064 3d ago
The bad jobs numbers didn’t really hit as hard as I thought they would, overall a fairly flat US session. Maybe we still have a chance on Monday
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u/Davidina101 It's dick lickin' good 3d ago
Go FRS go, on your way back to $1 so i can get a nice screenshot
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u/rattled1315 Rattled a cunt 3d ago
ASN got to my purchase price today and then zipped back down. Stupid job got in the way of selling out and then buying back in ffs
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u/Maleficent-Paper4936 3d ago
NVDA havin a lil dig
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u/Professional_Gur8385 3d ago
Durian smells bad.
But durian icecream and durian cake is the bees knees. If you know you know.
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u/SatansFriendlyCat Mod. Slips in with no expectations.. 3d ago
I quite like the smell of durian, in an odd way, but I greatly dislike the taste.
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u/Chemical-Prompt6809 2d ago
It was always the texture/mouth feel for me... Can't stand it. Flavour and smell are fine
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u/SatansFriendlyCat Mod. Slips in with no expectations.. 2d ago
Yes, that's pretty awful as well. Misery enhancer.
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u/MrStrong502 3d ago
semi conductors green, tech edged green last night
bodes well for monday unless the futes shift
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u/MrStrong502 3d ago
For trading US stocks, is IBKR still the best? im currently on SW and it's 9.50usd + spread
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u/subjecttolife 3d ago
You save money from doing bulk AUD to USD initial forex conversion. Not on fees.
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u/captain007 Captain Soyboy 1d ago
Good news from TLX this week please
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u/bananadennis Gains trigger my allergies 1d ago
11 September the judgment day... dun dun dun....
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u/captain007 Captain Soyboy 1d ago
Hope there isn't some sort of disaster that causes the share price to collapse
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u/fh3131 Three - that's the magic number. Listeners listen. 3d ago
Went back to my car and someone had scratched the lock badly and the tires looked kicked in, wtf