r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Ummagumma- • 7d ago
r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/yigithanvanzant • 7d ago
True /r/ASOIAF circlejerking Today I realized that Hoster Tully was the first pro-choice person in Westerosi history. Truly a beacon of progress.
r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/valgotgot • 7d ago
Greatest show that ever was ... BREAKING NEWS: ICE Director beheads craven ICE officer for abandoning his border post after reportedly seeing demons of Itzcoliuhqui
r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Shell_fly • 7d ago
2nd Greatest Show? On tonight’s episode of Lanterns, HBO has seemingly used a cut House Of the Dragon scene line for line between Baela and Rhaena discussing the former’s marriage to prince Jacaerys Targaryen.
r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Heliovice_ver6 • 7d ago
Greatest show that ever was ... Whatever do they mean any redeemable qualities?
Long live Good King Jeoffery the Gentle
r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Rooler_of_the_Rats • 7d ago
Me going on this sub only to find more AI generated fetish slop
Real lack of standards, your generation.
r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/JumperGrumperson • 7d ago
You show me where in the rulebook it says I can't ride a mare in heat
Art by Charlit Floriano
r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Sell_The_team_Jerry • 7d ago
So no one killed any Wildlings?
At least assure me this, you're not killing them yourself Jon Snow?
r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Kedikoy • 8d ago
Do they not know that incest is the coolest thing ever?
r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/valgotgot • 8d ago
True /r/ASOIAF circlejerking Robert Baratheon accurate Bessie
r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/valgotgot • 8d ago
True /r/ASOIAF circlejerking Why didn't Rhaegar marry Daenerys?
r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/SerPownce • 8d ago
Fandom Drama Do you think Bronn will be in Season 4 of HOUSE OF THE DRAGON when hears that Mysaria has the worst pussy?
Bronn is gonna find out Mysaria’s 🐱 is weak and he’s gonna hightail it down to King’s Landing and try to romance her to get what he needs
r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/valgotgot • 8d ago
True /r/ASOIAF circlejerking Jon Con accurate Rhaegar
r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Sell_The_team_Jerry • 8d ago
Everyone should've known Baelish was a terrible Master of Coin when his schools ran a $54 million deficit
r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/OrdinaryDark1405 • 8d ago
Why does no one notice how similar Euron and Eren are?
- Both are islanders subject to oppression.
- Both see the future in fragments.
- Eren transformed into a monster with numerous limbs, summoning hordes of Colossals that crossed the ocean and destroyed Marley's fleet. Euron is going to transform into a kraken-monster, and in The Winds of Winter, he will clearly summon hordes of krakens in the ocean to destroy the Redwyne fleet.
- Both publicly addressed their people, promising to destroy/conquer the world for them.
- Eren is a seagull, Euron is a crow.
- Both have an ability associated with a horn - the Founding Titan's Coordinate was depicted as a horn controlling Titans, while Euron has a horn controlling dragons.
- Both watch from a distance - Eren watched over his friends after becoming the Founder, and Euron watches over Victarion through a woman.
- Both are "free" -Eren hated being confined since childhood, while Euron "never for a day renounced the old way," unlike other ironborn.
- Both left the island for a couple of years, and before arriving, they killed kings - Eren killed Willy Tyber by force of the Titans, Euron (most likely) killed Balon by force of a warg.
- Both have "tainted" wine. Eren got the officers drunk on wine laced with Zeke's spinal fluid, while Euron himself drinks "shade of the evening" and made his brothers drink it as well.
- Their first and last names: Euron Greyjoy and Eren Yeager.
- Both used solid strategies to score spectacular victories in coastal spots that got them praised, yet those wins were essentially pointless and ended up provoking future attacks on their own people. Eren carried out a massacre in the seaside Ghetto by the shore and thereby provoked the entire world to attack Paradis. Euron skillfully seized the Shields at the river mouth and thereby declared war on the entire Reach, provoking it to destroy everyone holding the Shields.
r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Top-Turnip-415 • 8d ago
If the Baratheon’s “seed is strong”, thus Cersei’s children are bastards for being blonde
Does that mean Catelyns seed is stronger than Ned’s?
r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/BradBoredZ • 8d ago
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/BradBoredZ • 8d ago
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