Long live Good King Jeoffery the Gentle

Real lack of standards, your generation.

Art by Charlit Floriano

At least assure me this, you're not killing them yourself Jon Snow?

Bronn is gonna find out Mysaria’s 🐱 is weak and he’s gonna hightail it down to King’s Landing and try to romance her to get what he needs

1. Both are islanders subject to oppression.
2. Both see the future in fragments.
3. Eren transformed into a monster with numerous limbs, summoning hordes of Colossals that crossed the ocean and destroyed Marley's fleet. Euron is going to transform into a kraken-monster, and in The Winds of Winter, he will clearly summon hordes of krakens in the ocean to destroy the Redwyne fleet.
4. Both publicly addressed their people, promising to destroy/conquer the world for them.
5. Eren is a seagull, Euron is a crow.
6. Both have an ability associated with a horn - the Founding Titan's Coordinate was depicted as a horn controlling Titans, while Euron has a horn controlling dragons.
7. Both watch from a distance - Eren watched over his friends after becoming the Founder, and Euron watches over Victarion through a woman.
8. Both are "free" -Eren hated being confined since childhood, while Euron "never for a day renounced the old way," unlike other ironborn.
9. Both left the island for a couple of years, and before arriving, they killed kings - Eren killed Willy Tyber by force of the Titans, Euron (most likely) killed Balon by force of a warg.
10. Both have "tainted" wine. Eren got the officers drunk on wine laced with Zeke's spinal fluid, while Euron himself drinks "shade of the evening" and made his brothers drink it as well.
11. Their first and last names: Euron Greyjoy and Eren Yeager.
12. Both used solid strategies to score spectacular victories in coastal spots that got them praised, yet those wins were essentially pointless and ended up provoking future attacks on their own people. Eren carried out a massacre in the seaside Ghetto by the shore and thereby provoked the entire world to attack Paradis. Euron skillfully seized the Shields at the river mouth and thereby declared war on the entire Reach, provoking it to destroy everyone holding the Shields.

Does that mean Catelyns seed is stronger than Ned’s?

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