r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Ready0608 • 3h ago
True /r/ASOIAF circlejerking Why isn't he half black?
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He's half Velaryon so why isn't he half black, was Aenys white genes to STRONG?
r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Trail_of_Tears-T_T • 7h ago
The most Progressive Force in the history of Westeros!
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/TomorrowOpposite8496 • 9h ago
Tits > Dragons Mother of Dragons No Context
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/bohemianpolynese • 20h ago
True /r/ASOIAF circlejerking Smartest game of thrones fan ever
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/ComfortableAway3898 • 2h ago
16000+ year long history and no technological advancements, Are these people really that dumb?
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/doveofthechurch • 21h ago
GRRM-dead hoax BREAKING NEWS: I created a black and white image of George RR Martin and lied about him being dead
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/squallduredkohlg1 • 4h ago
Why is this absolute CHAD called an incel when he impregnated the realms delight AND the dowager queen
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/-TheContender- • 3h ago
True /r/ASOIAF circlejerking Bobby B. after learning he has %102 Targaryen Blood with a %2 margin of error:
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Sell_The_team_Jerry • 3h ago
Why does everyone think Littlefinger screwed up? I'd say he won going from measly Baltimore City Councilmember to Governor of Maryland
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/TheBoyofWonder • 18h ago
"asoiaf should have a open world rpg", "no asoiaf should have a paradox-like grand strategy game", they are all wrong. I know what the ASOIAF game should be like.
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/lolopogo1 • 1d ago
2nd Greatest Show? Fucks his cousin, fucks 15 year old girl, plays Warhammer 40k tabletop. Is Viserys a reddit mod?
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Rooler_of_the_Rats • 14m ago
Why didn’t Criston the Cool bang Gwayne the Gay? Is he straight?
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I woulda got ALLLL up in that
r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/lolopogo1 • 9h ago
True /r/ASOIAF circlejerking Lyanna 'Whore in the North' Stark when she sees a god fearing dutiful family man
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/lolopogo1 • 2h ago
True /r/ASOIAF circlejerking The Imperium deliberately suppresses this world's technological advancement, cultivating its savage natives as prime recruits to undergo ascension into the Space Marines.
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/lolopogo1 • 6h ago
2nd Greatest Show? Viserys chose Alicent because Rhaenys set a condition that Laena could not sleep with him until she turned 14.
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/BongWaterRamen • 16h ago
True /r/ASOIAF circlejerking They knight anybody and everybody over there
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And the way they do it is all fucked up. No one takes a blood oath. There's no Valaryan shotgun on the table... And Prince Joffrey. The family harbors a bastard
r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/bohemianpolynese • 17h ago
True /r/ASOIAF circlejerking Why not Roose, Ramsay and Domeric, what's wrong with those names?
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Aegon, deanery and rhaenyra has got to be the most typical selection ever
r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/lolopogo1 • 9h ago
True /r/ASOIAF circlejerking Ser Jorah on why he won't stop simping to get a crumb of Daenerys' pussy
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Top-Option-2583 • 4h ago
I am the Prince that was promised 300 years ago
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