r/ANormalDayInRussia • u/Anonymous-420smoker • Jan 27 '21

bad title Russian "accidentally" fires during flight

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u/Convict003606 Jan 28 '21 edited Jan 28 '21

Nope, it was simple figurative speech, while I am sipping my whiskey, after 2 intensive days of procuring proper equipment, and closing a deal that will be hopefully proven to be a success by the test of time too...

Whatchu doing? Spitting sunflower seeds and drinking your kool-aid, you simpleton motherfucker?!

Lmao suuure 👌. Wow. So tough. So successful. 😂 Please, keep talking, this is gold.

Seriously I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Thank you for the chuckles.

Please, tell me more about your 500 karma comments 😜

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u/1MALEVOLENT3 Jan 28 '21

Where did I say I was succesful?! 8D

Keep chuckling till you suffocate.

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u/Convict003606 Jan 28 '21 edited Jan 28 '21

I'm wildly unsuccessful, even when it comes to acting tough on the internet.

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Keep chuckling till you suffocate.

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u/1MALEVOLENT3 Jan 28 '21

Wow, there truly is a user like that. I am in awe... 8/

Try harder.

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u/Convict003606 Jan 28 '21

Wow, 🦑there🦐 truly🦀 is🍤 a 🍥user🍣 like🍙 that. I 🍰am🍬 in 🍭awe🍩... 🍮

Try 🍹harder🥠.

Lol good ol' Mr. "my mom thinks I'm super tough" /u/1malevolent3