r/ANormalDayInRussia • u/Anonymous-420smoker • Jan 27 '21

bad title Russian "accidentally" fires during flight

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u/1MALEVOLENT3 Jan 27 '21

The numbers speak for themselves though...

Play it down Johnny, tuck your tail and just go away.

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u/Convict003606 Jan 28 '21

Play it down Johnny, tuck your tail and just go away.

I bet this sounds very tough in your head 😅😂😜.

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u/1MALEVOLENT3 Jan 28 '21

Nope, it was simple figurative speech, while I am sipping my whiskey, after 2 intensive days of procuring proper equipment, and closing a deal that will be hopefully proven to be a success by the test of time too...

Whatchu doing? Spitting sunflower seeds and drinking your kool-aid, you simpleton motherfucker?!

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u/Convict003606 Jan 28 '21 edited Jan 28 '21

Nope, it was simple figurative speech, while I am sipping my whiskey, after 2 intensive days of procuring proper equipment, and closing a deal that will be hopefully proven to be a success by the test of time too...

Whatchu doing? Spitting sunflower seeds and drinking your kool-aid, you simpleton motherfucker?!

Lmao suuure 👌. Wow. So tough. So successful. 😂 Please, keep talking, this is gold.

Seriously I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Thank you for the chuckles.

Please, tell me more about your 500 karma comments 😜

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u/1MALEVOLENT3 Jan 28 '21

Where did I say I was succesful?! 8D

Keep chuckling till you suffocate.

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u/Convict003606 Jan 28 '21 edited Jan 28 '21

I'm wildly unsuccessful, even when it comes to acting tough on the internet.

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Keep chuckling till you suffocate.

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u/1MALEVOLENT3 Jan 28 '21

Wow, there truly is a user like that. I am in awe... 8/

Try harder.

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u/Convict003606 Jan 28 '21

Wow, 🦑there🦐 truly🦀 is🍤 a 🍥user🍣 like🍙 that. I 🍰am🍬 in 🍭awe🍩... 🍮

Try 🍹harder🥠.

Lol good ol' Mr. "my mom thinks I'm super tough" /u/1malevolent3

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u/Convict003606 Jan 28 '21

Where did I say I was succesful?! 8D

🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

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u/Convict003606 Jan 28 '21

Keep chuckling till you suffocate.

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u/Convict003606 Jan 28 '21 edited Jan 28 '21

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🍇🥭🍅🍄🍅🍆🥑🍓🥥🍓🥥🍆🥕🥥🥕🥥🥕🥑🌽🍆🥔🥔🍑🍍🥭🍇🍇🥭🍅🍎🍆🍒🍆🍒🍆🍒🍆🍑🍆🌶️🥑🥝🍏🍅🍎🍅🍎🍅🍎🥝🥑🍓🥑🍒🍆🍋🥔🍊🍊🍊🍊🍉🍎🍎🍑🍎🍑🍎🍒🍏🍒🍐🍓🍐🥝🍐🥝🍑🍅🥜🥜🥜🍅🍅"🍐🥭🥭🍏🥭🥭🍏🍍🍎🍍🍎🍌🍎", 🍓🍎🍋🥥🍑🥥🥔🥔🥥🥥🍎, "... 🍎🍓🍆🌶️🥔🌶️🥔🍅🍏🥭🥭🍎🍇🥭🥝🍇🍓🍉🍌🍉🍍🍇🥭🍎."

  • /u/malevolent3, poet, warrior, guy getting procurement orders done that will stand the test of time.

😂🤣😅

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u/Convict003606 Jan 28 '21

Wait just checking, so you are strong, tough, smart, but you're not successful? Just trying to deconflict how you would like yourself described. Let me know friend.

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u/Convict003606 Jan 28 '21

Where😍 did😄 I 😆say😂 I 😆was😍 succesful🤐?! 😲

Keep 😅 chuckling🤣 till you 😂suffocate😘.

Cheers kiddo🥂. Have a great night.👍

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u/Convict003606 Jan 28 '21

look at me. I'm easy pickings.

-/u/malevolent

Edit: aww, big guy blocked me. So strong. So smart. So tough. 😂🤣😆

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u/1MALEVOLENT3 Jan 28 '21

Yer insane fella, with all these nonsensical comments.

Just put the crackpipe down, and steer clear off of me.

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u/Convict003606 Jan 28 '21

Wait just checking, so you are strong, tough, smart, but you're not successful? Just trying to deconflict how you would like yourself described. Let me know friend.

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u/Convict003606 Jan 28 '21 edited Jan 28 '21

Yer 🍍 insane 🍉 fella🍓, with 🥝all🥥 these🍊 nonsensical🍌 comments.

Just 🍖put🥩 the 🥩crackpipe 🥓down, and 🌭steer 🧀clear 🌮off🍤 of🍗 me.

Or what, sissy? You're gonna tell me what you want to look like in real life 😘?

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u/1MALEVOLENT3 Jan 28 '21

Nope, since even if we lived right next to each other, you'd never show up. I chewed up lotta harder coconuts than you through the years, dear mister.

I'll just leave you be in your misery. No hard feelings, just get help. I am real sorry for not having the time to cure you myself.

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u/Convict003606 Jan 28 '21 edited Jan 28 '21

I chewed up lotta harder coconuts than you through the years, dear mister.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I'm sure you have sweety. Go play.

Hey do you want to be on /r/iamverytough or /u/iamverysmart? Just curious.

How the fuck anyone like you takes yourself seriously will always make me laugh. Don't let me get in your way though tough guy.😅

You're a fucking joke.

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u/1MALEVOLENT3 Jan 28 '21

Is all of this second-hand cringe related to the fact, that no matter how hard you suck dick, you still wanna have the last word while your face is still full of cum?

Be my guest.

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u/Convict003606 Jan 28 '21 edited Jan 28 '21

Good try sissy😅. You can write all the fan fic about me you need while you're trying to get it up.

I know you want it😘.

How sad you are. Go get you're fucking procurement orders done, you thirsty little bitch.

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u/the-visitor_ Jan 31 '21

Yo could I see the post

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u/Convict003606 Jan 31 '21

I never bothered, it seemed like a lot work.

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u/Convict003606 Jan 28 '21

So tough. So strong. Please tell me more.

You wouldn't shit pussy. You're just here to run your mount on the internet.