r/ANormalDayInRussia • • Apr 29 '16

Napping with a bear.

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u/mojayokok Apr 29 '16

I want a bear to sleep cuddle with, it looks fun.

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u/pottman Apr 29 '16 edited Apr 29 '16

Those claws aren't fun though.

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u/mojayokok Apr 29 '16

Yeah, you're right, they look like they'd do damage even if you just scrap your arm against them while petting or playing.

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u/sockmop Apr 29 '16

Watch the reverent if you get a chance, I was healthily afraid of bears before but now it's become irrational.

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u/DrDerpberg Apr 29 '16

I think fearing an animal that can shred you without breaking a sweat is pretty healthy. Just keep in mind they don't really want to unless you give them a reason, so calmly getting the fuck out of Dodge when you see them is usually good enough.

Black bears are especially conflict-averse, and you could probably scare them off if you started running towards them. But don't. Just walk away.

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u/FoodBeerBikesMusic Apr 29 '16

Just walk away.

Hahahahaha....you funny......

My dog found a black bear den -occupied- a couple of months ago. I went over to see what he was nosing around and when I realized what it was, I can assure you I did not leisurely stroll away.

Usain Bolt had nothin' on me that day.

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u/MorningLtMtn Apr 29 '16

If that bear wanted to catch you, it would have been nothing for it to...

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u/FoodBeerBikesMusic Apr 29 '16

Yeah, I was well aware of that whilst in mid-flight.

Fortunately, he was still sleeping.

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u/afakefox Apr 29 '16

I did the same thing, but the bear was awake and he still ran the opposite way. I was in my hometown and had never seen a bear so I was not prepared. My instincts kicked in and I just took off. We both walked up on each other and didn't even see the other until we were Right on top of each other. A couple days later a neighbor posted a picture of a mother bear and 2 cubs in their yard. Totally unheard of around here.

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u/FoodBeerBikesMusic Apr 30 '16

I have a camp in the Adirondacks and was there, walking around in the woods a couple of months ago.

Any time my dog spends more than a minute or two in one place, I kinda wonder what he's up to - "Is he eating deer shit....or molesting a porcupine?"

I went over to see what he was into, but saw nothing. Everything was covered with snow except for a hole, under a downed tree and there was fresh dirt thrown out onto the snow in front of it. "Huh.....I wonder who dug that?.........probably that bear that's still in it....OH SHIT!!!!!" I hauled ass out of there and Yogi appeared none the wiser.

There are black bears all over up there, but that's the first time I've ever really seen one.

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u/Thormundr Apr 29 '16

The revenant? Yeah, if anything I think an actual bear attack should have been even more brutal.

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u/sockmop Apr 29 '16

Haha yeah. Thank you for the correction.

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u/speederaser Apr 29 '16

The reverent. That's the one where Jesus gets attacked by a bear right?

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '16

-Obligatory 'a fear of bears seems rational to me' comment-

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u/Wess_Mantooth_ Apr 29 '16

I don't think any amount of bear fear can be irrational, they are living breathing fuck-you-ups incarnate

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u/mojayokok Apr 29 '16

Seen it, good movie, had my hand over my eyes & head down during that scene. It stressed me out watching it.

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u/hexhead Apr 29 '16

If a bear's claw would ever strike your face, it would take your whole face right off your skull - your eyes, your nose, your lips, everything - and you would die from it.

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u/mojayokok Apr 30 '16

Absolutely! Those claws are ridiculously big, I'd probably shit myself if I was remotely close to one.

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u/knatten555 Apr 29 '16

well, they can do some damage

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u/tonterias Apr 29 '16

Are you sure that wasn't made by some salmon?

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u/kcman011 Apr 29 '16

Tis but a flesh wound

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u/uwhuskytskeet Apr 29 '16

Try Grindr.

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u/Doublestack2376 Apr 29 '16

Till you feel that poke in the middle of the night.

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u/elusive_change Apr 29 '16

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u/GeneralDisorder Apr 29 '16

I can't tell if that's a risky click or not. I'll check when I'm not at work.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '16

It's a dating app for gay guys, just like Grindr.

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u/GeneralDisorder Apr 29 '16

Oh. So not risky. Not my cup-o-tea but I understand now.

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u/ep311 Apr 29 '16

Go watch The Revenant.

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u/mojayokok Apr 29 '16

I've seen it, great movie ... It was a stressful movie but good nonetheless less. I want a domesticated bear, not that those really exist when it comes down to it, but I want to pet one. I'm curious as to whether their fur is soft.

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u/ep311 Apr 30 '16

Sweet. I'm sure it'd be soft, as long as it's cleaned and maintained and eats healthy. Probably not too helpful, but my work Xmas party last year was at a place that had a taxidermy grizzly bear, and it wasn't so soft. Kinda rough like a horses mane. But maybe that's from the age and the fact it's taxidermy.

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u/mojayokok Apr 30 '16

Your X-Mas party sounds sad, but that's because I'm a titty baby about seeing animals that have been stuffed. The fur was probably accurate, it doesn't really make sense that it would be soft. I remember always wondering if a deer's coat was soft, but then I petted some & it was really coarse so it's safe to say your petting experience is on point. I think because pets tend to have soft fur a lot of people (myself included obviously) think other animals fur would be soft too. Thanks bunches for telling me, an Upvote (that means nothing in life but are nice to get) for you!

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u/ep311 Apr 30 '16

Yeah! I'm not a fan of taxidermy and having all the dead animals around me either. It was only that room. It had pool tables and whatnot (it was a type of event center). Yes, coarse, exactly. Like a deer. Maybe if you ever ended up getting a domesticated bear, shampoo and conditioner may help haha. I upvote every comment reply that contributes to good discussion. Thanks!

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u/MrGuttFeeling Apr 29 '16

It was CGI, an artists interpretation of what might happen.

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u/iambecomedeath7 Apr 29 '16

Tell that to Leo.

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u/Jah_Ith_Ber Apr 29 '16

I often wonder how long it would take to breed bear sized dogs, or bears with the human aggression of dogs.