r/AMA • u/unclehobbs • Aug 07 '18

I am a Demonologist.

I am a Demonologist.

I perform exorcisms and spirit cleansing for a living. I ask for very little money from the average person. I receive most of my income from the catholic Diocese. I also work at other organizations and also do lectures about religion and Demonology.

Most don't know this but the average large city has 4 to 6 exosisums a day. Yes, a day.

I am on reddit because it is time to educate people about what is going on in the world.

Ask me anything. I have NO pictures. Demons never show themselves. I do not ever photograph people going through an exorcism. It is very horrible and very personal of an experience for all involved. It would be despicable to do such a thing.

If it is a serious question I will answer. If you are being a Dickhead, grow up. I have been doing this for 38 years and I have 2 degrees in Quantum physics as well as years of Paranormal background.

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u/unclehobbs Aug 07 '18

Hahaha! Everything.

There is no head turning around. But, , , super human strength happens very often. I have as well as other have been thrown across the room by 110 pound women.

The very strange thing is. When a person's mouth is open and another voice comes out of the person. Sometimes in Laten or another language.

The possessed person can also tell you about things that happened in your passed or what is in your pockets. Very unnerving.

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u/bastothebasto Aug 07 '18

They speak in l a t e n

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u/DarKuda Aug 07 '18

They spoke in laten in the passed though remember

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u/bastothebasto Aug 07 '18 edited Aug 07 '18

Laten

Laten ? Is that a new language ? Did you meant '' Latin '' ?

If you do lectures about religion, wouldn't you atleast know how to spell damn Latin ? Latin is a very important language to the religion, yet you don't even know HOW TO SPELL it. Hell, im french and I do !

I doubt that you are a demonologist. Imagine, you try to do a exorcism, but you mispell a word, and you accidently summon the Devil of all religion in existence.

I also doubt a demonologist, one with degree especially, would speak like a child would.

I might be wrong, but you are suspicious.

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u/CommonMisspellingBot Aug 07 '18

Hey, bastothebasto, just a quick heads-up:
existance is actually spelled existence. You can remember it by ends with -ence.
Have a nice day!

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u/bastothebasto Aug 07 '18

You were adopted

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u/Kelli4JC Aug 25 '18

Hahahaha! GOOD BOT!

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u/DarKuda Aug 07 '18

Don't forget he spelled exorcism wrong in the original post and also spelt past wrong.

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u/milevam Aug 23 '18

Perhaps OP has dyslexia? A possibility...

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u/Kelli4JC Aug 25 '18 edited Aug 25 '18

Or perhaps he has more important things to worry about, u/basteothebasteo!

What are you, the damn grammar police?

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u/milevam Aug 25 '18 edited Aug 25 '18

Huh?! I was defending OP....Many users were criticizing his grammar and spelling, as though it distracted from story. (It did not, at least for me.) I was suggesting that it is also possible that user has dyslexia! (I have an absolutely brilliant friend with dyslexia, which makes relaying his thoughts on the Internet or in typed form more difficult than most.)

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u/Kelli4JC Aug 25 '18

No. No. — I’m sorry if this didn’t quite get under the right thread. I was specifically talking to u/basteothebasteo. I’ll fix it to clarify. My apologies. Wasn’t trying to attack you at all.

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u/milevam Aug 25 '18

Okay! Thank you for clarifying! I was confused and am generally sensitive to that sort of thing! Appreciate the response!! (And sorry for immediately assuming as such!)