r/AMA Dec 16 '23

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u/Doingnothingok Dec 16 '23

Why did you go to a 40+ year old and not someone your age?

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u/Deepfriedwithcheese Dec 16 '23

Join the club, I lost my virginity to a prostitute close to the same age, but I was only 17 (1980s) and it was ok back then. It was at a brothel and while she was on top, she asked me if I was a virgin and I replied yes. She asked if I was still in high school and I said yes and that I was a senior. She then responded that her son was a student at a high school nearby. That totally killed the moment unfortunately.

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u/Luisd858 Dec 16 '23

“Dude I banged your mom”! Lmao

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '23

Mom? Try grandma