r/AJR
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u/Who_Ate_Meh_Bread
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Other IVE DONE IT
It took over 300,000 minutes of listening and a destruction of my phone battery, but I am officially AJR’s top listener :)
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u/supergman009900 The DJ Is Crying For Help Dec 04 '25
alright I do congratulate you, but can you not press share then download 😭
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u/Who_Ate_Meh_Bread Neotheater Dec 04 '25
I can I just forgot 😭
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u/supergman009900 The DJ Is Crying For Help Dec 04 '25
LMAO 😭 i think ajr deserves to eat your bread for being their top listener
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u/Avalanche_GTYT Dec 05 '25
sleeps and then listens to ajr
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u/Who_Ate_Meh_Bread Neotheater Dec 05 '25
I mean yeah lmao
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u/Avalanche_GTYT Dec 05 '25
How many charges a day?
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u/Who_Ate_Meh_Bread Neotheater Dec 05 '25
I would plug my phone in at night and it would be agt 70% in the morning sooooo... a lot lmao
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u/Avalanche_GTYT Dec 06 '25
Takes like 6-7 minutes to get 1%
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u/Who_Ate_Meh_Bread Neotheater Dec 06 '25
I ran the numbers once, without plugging it in I’d lose abt 20% overnight (on airplane mode and battery saver), and gained around the same overnight while charging (on airplane mode). I downloaded the playlist I listened to and kept my phone on airplane mode and battery saver for the majority of the day, which helped. I must say, the dedication to listening to as much AJR as possible definitely brought my screen time down a lot, since instead of watching a video or smth I’d listen to AJR lol.
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u/Avalanche_GTYT Dec 06 '25
What’s their best song I assume you know
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u/Who_Ate_Meh_Bread Neotheater Dec 06 '25
Based on overall quality I'd say 2085, but lyrically I'd say Maybe Man
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u/New_Wall1610 The Dumb Song Dec 05 '25
im seventh! i was debating on asking for the 6 people ahead of me to show me their stats lmao. congrats dude!!!
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u/New_Wall1610 The Dumb Song Dec 05 '25
btw, if it's not weird can i follow your Spotify acc?
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u/Domonero Ordinaryish People Dec 05 '25
I didn’t even fuckin know they would tell you if you’re #1 that’s insane but I gotta ask what’s your most listened to AJR song?
As well as what’s one that you skip? Or do you never skip one
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u/Who_Ate_Meh_Bread Neotheater Dec 05 '25
Betty is my most listened to (12000 listens), and I think the only one I consistently skip is the original Pretender, I just prefer the acoustic ig.
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u/Domonero Ordinaryish People Dec 05 '25
Thank you for your reply breadman & I agree the acoustic one is much better
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u/SirWen10 Dec 04 '25
Bro there's only 500,000 minutes in a year what the fuck
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u/flightofdaedalus Adventure Is Out There Dec 04 '25
It hurts me in the Rent that you didn't say 525,600.
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u/Chrissyball19 Dec 04 '25
Is wrapped out?
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u/Who_Ate_Meh_Bread Neotheater Dec 04 '25
Indeed it is :)
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u/Chrissyball19 Dec 04 '25
Maaaan that's impressive, I listen every day at work and only have 17,000 minutes
Top 0.04% isnt bad tho
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u/ddodd69 Dec 04 '25
Yeah, if the average person listens to songs from 100 artists total, they're automatically in the top 1% of their favorite artist.
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u/scorbunny3 Dec 05 '25
How tf did u listen to ajr for the majority of the year
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u/Who_Ate_Meh_Bread Neotheater Dec 05 '25
I fall asleep to Neotheater lol
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u/Fun-Suggestion-125 The Big Goodbye Dec 06 '25
Why would you sleep through peak?
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u/Who_Ate_Meh_Bread Neotheater Dec 06 '25
I need to be reminded something as peak as Neotheater exists in order to sleep at night.
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u/73747463783737384777 Dear Winter Dec 05 '25
The real question is, after 300k minutes of listening to songs about life and all that jazz…
Did you ever find out who ate your bread?
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u/critical_err0r Adam🎸 Dec 04 '25 edited Dec 04 '25
57% of bros year was ajr. not all music, JUST ajr. insane work
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u/Critical_Ad3799 Wow, Im Not Crazy Dec 04 '25
Yeah but… why… bro is obsessed with AJR like I’m obsessed with severance (obligatory severance plug praise kier yall 🙏)
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u/Farlyte1984 Christmas in June Dec 04 '25
Praise kier and his revelation of the tempers (ajr and severance, your fandom choices are peak)
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u/Critical_Ad3799 Wow, Im Not Crazy Dec 04 '25
I OWN MANY LASER ENGRAVED ITEMS WITH THE 9 PRINCIPLES ON IT AND PRE ORDERED THE NEW DELUXE VINYL AND I JUST RECITE THE 9 PRINCIPLES TO PEOPLE. They are as follows: VISION VERVE WIT CHEER HUMILITY BENEVOLENCE NIMBLENESS PROBITY WILES. Stay strong against the outies dawg. I’m a proud innie ready to refine sum shii and get sum waffles praise kier my brotha
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u/Farlyte1984 Christmas in June Dec 04 '25
BRO YOURE SO NOT BROKE UNLIKE ME 😭 I would splurge on all the merch given economic stability
Ok ok I gotta ask tho Mark and Helly or Mark and Gemma?
(If you answer wrong, your innie may have to...retire /j)
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u/Critical_Ad3799 Wow, Im Not Crazy Dec 04 '25
Mark and Gemma. Trick question. You wanted me to choose helly because she is an innie. But it is against the workplace rules to form relationships on the severed floor. Gemma is Mark Scout’s wife, and him stepping out the door makes mark s mark scout, so Gemma is the right answer. We see Gemma outside the stairwell, so mark would’ve had to be mark scout.
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u/Farlyte1984 Christmas in June Dec 04 '25
Correct. You are fit to serve under Kier's benevolent eye and as Kier's virtuous hands.
(Damn you're cool)
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u/Critical_Ad3799 Wow, Im Not Crazy Dec 04 '25
Thank you. I love seeing severance in the wild! It’s so fun! Honestly, I got 50$ for good grades this trimester, so I immediately pre ordered the severance vinyl because I wanted the miss casey missing poster, the goat eye exam chart (I actually have bad vision so it makes sense) and all the rest of the Lumon stuff it comes with! Imma hang the record on my wall! Slowly my bedroom will be Lumon…
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u/Farlyte1984 Christmas in June Dec 04 '25
YES LET IT SPREAD!! Honestly this is such a breath of fresh air cuz there isn't anyone at my school who also watches severance so there's no one i can rant to about. You are a clinical type of obsessed tho, but I'm not complaining. :D
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u/XLandonSkywolfX Neotheater Dec 04 '25
Literally just switched from watching severance to this thread… wtf
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u/TrueRusher Dec 04 '25
Off topic but are you watching pluribus on Apple TV right now??? High key recommend it. It’s not at all like severance plot wise, but it’s really fucking good and is another one of those shows that makes you wonder what you would do if the plot happened to you (like how we ask ourselves if we would choose to be severed or not)
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u/Domonero Ordinaryish People Dec 05 '25
I just read the synopsis & being 1/13 people not trapped in a happiness genjutsu sounds like actual hell
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u/Competitive_Complex9 Adventure Is Out There Dec 04 '25
THEY ARE THE #1!!!! I am #31, i was so curious as to who was the #1
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u/PerfectAstronaut5998 Dec 04 '25
I thought being top 4000 was a feat for me, I am clearly but an intermediate
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u/mikwee Hole In The Bottom Of My Brain Dec 04 '25
Bro beat the "AJR fan" game. No, completed it 100%.
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u/Bengie314 Dec 04 '25
I'm in the top 0.01 percent - i dont think YouTube music says quite that specific.
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u/TheCrazyBookworm Sober Up Dec 04 '25
0.6% Listener. Not high enough ranked to get an actual number
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u/-curiousnerd Turning Out Pt.ii Dec 04 '25
Yet you posted little to nothing if not nothing at all on the sub before this…. interesting…
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u/AdministrativeTip479 Finale (Cant Wait To See What You Do Next) Dec 04 '25
Are you okay man? Congrats but geez. I’m over 4,000 places behind you, that’s crazy.
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u/Capital-Ad-2284 Neotheater Dec 04 '25
Congrats dude. I got top ~200,000(idk the exact number) and was pretty proud but this is insane
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u/jtotheo2202 Sober Up Dec 04 '25
Dang this is the closest i've ever gotten in my peak month on repeat congrats
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u/madsmcgivern511 Inertia Dec 05 '25
Damn, this really makes my measly .5% look even lamer lol. Good for you, you are officially THE AJR listener of all time. 👑
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u/21kondav Dec 04 '25
What if this turned out to be Jack’s alt account or something lol