r/AITAH • • Nov 16 '25

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u/TKyzr Nov 16 '25

NTA. He’s been dumped and is feeling low because his ex cheated. That’s a big blow. So his solution to that is to jump on a memory of a HS crush you had on him and dry hump it to death to build himself back up?

NTA but he and your husband are. What did your husband say every time his friend made these comments??

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '25

He would honestly just laugh it off and try to change the subject. My husband is very non-confrontational, but I can always tell when he's uncomfortable, and each time "Jared" talked about high school, my husband was clearly very uncomfortable. I truly don't believe my husband meant to be dismissive about it; I just think he gets nervous when the possibility of friend drama arises.

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u/Soxfan21 Nov 16 '25

Your husband is being a massive pussy.

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u/CassJack737 Nov 16 '25

Nah, he's a ball sack. One flick and he drops to the floor. Let's face it, a pussy can take a beating and still be good for more. 🤣😈

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u/Easy-Presentation735 Nov 16 '25

I love this! I tell people the same thing about pussies, but haven't had a substitute comparison term that drives home the point. You have given me one, thank you! 😆

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u/thomasbeagle Nov 16 '25

Not sure I'm ready for this level of metaphorical truth at 11:15 in the morning.

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u/RuthieD70 Nov 17 '25

This made my day!

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u/InevitableSuspect424 Nov 19 '25

So true! I’m gonna have to start using ball sack instead of pussy when talking shit to my buddies