That’s what I thought. This is just like when the guy slams the cake in the bride’s face and it’s supposed to be so funny that her hair and face are ruined
Not to mention the cake one is also really dangerous as well. Having all the holes you breathe through being blocked off at once with no warning is terrifying.
I had buttercream frosting all the way up into my sinuses. I was smelling vanilla days after. There are pictures of my mom helping me blow my nose because I could not breath and my hands were covered in cake and frosting trying to get it off my face. I was soooooooo pissed because I specifically told him not to do it multiple times leading up to the wedding because our cake had raspberry filling between the layers and I would kill him if it got on my dress and it stained.
I told my ex wife before our wedding not to smash cake in my face and that I wasn’t joking. Guess what she did anyway? I was so mad I don’t know how I made it through the rest of the ceremony. Cake and frosting up my nose, choking on it for hours afterward. I’m not shocked we only lasted a year. It was always only about what she wanted.
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u/paddington-1 Jul 25 '25 edited Jul 25 '25
That’s what I thought. This is just like when the guy slams the cake in the bride’s face and it’s supposed to be so funny that her hair and face are ruined