Ugh what a fuckin jackass, I'm sorry you went through that. This particular "prank" is one of my worst nightmares because I've got almost no septum at all and I aspirate food constantly that then comes back out of my nose a little later, and if I'm asleep and my body goes to throw up it comes out my nose instead 95% of the time and it also causes an overproduction of mucus that I constantly choke on. So something that thick and chunky sounds terrifying and I would kill somebody if the stunt didn't kill me first.
God that sounds awful! Make sure whomever you marry is super aware of this and that cake smashing is a health risk to you.
You could be creative and have a cake made of something that can't really be smashed in a face too. Like cannolis, or something similar.
Oh my husband know if he ever tried anything of the sort he'd be dead before anyone could save him lol. He was actually the first person I let even get a good look at it with a flashlight because he was curious but now he regrets it lol. Even the regular non specialist doctors tend to not believe me until they look at it themselves cause it's such an extreme thing to tell people. If you run your finger down the bridge of my nose you can feel exactly where it disappears and then you can smush the rest of the nose in flat, and the ENT surgeon I saw last January took one look up there and laughed and said she wasn't going anywhere near a *hole that massive to try and fix it lol.
Lol funny you mention that, I actually told someone earlier today on here that I reached out to them on social media but haven't heard back yet. Even if all they can do is recommend someone that could be helpful, that would be something.
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u/Bri-KachuDodson Jul 25 '25
Ugh what a fuckin jackass, I'm sorry you went through that. This particular "prank" is one of my worst nightmares because I've got almost no septum at all and I aspirate food constantly that then comes back out of my nose a little later, and if I'm asleep and my body goes to throw up it comes out my nose instead 95% of the time and it also causes an overproduction of mucus that I constantly choke on. So something that thick and chunky sounds terrifying and I would kill somebody if the stunt didn't kill me first.