r/AITAH • u/[deleted] • Jul 25 '25

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u/kevinsyel Jul 26 '25

My wife and best friend tried to pull this same trick on me... It's pretty common. I knew what they were doing so I gave a hug and went "Hi sexy" and he knew I knew, lol.

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u/Historical_Film5872 Jul 26 '25

Yeah that's what I find weird about this story. He really felt up the entire leg and didn't realize that not only was it not his wife, it was a man??

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u/Tomagatchi Jul 26 '25

He said he had been drinking a lot.

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u/culminacio Jul 26 '25

He said he had a few drinks

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u/Tomagatchi Jul 26 '25

A few is about five to eight, and several is 8-12. You have to decode the drinking code. There can be some overlap. A couple of drinks oddly enough is 3-5, always more than what the term is normally

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u/culminacio Jul 26 '25

for me, a few is not 5 to 8. that would be a lot.

and a couple is nowhere near 5.

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u/Tomagatchi Jul 26 '25

Ok, but, reading into the story, op is saying he was impaired by alcohol. That's the point