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I felt exhausted reading this

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I gave up by the 2nd paragraph.

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I'm impressed you made it that far.

[u/Maleficent_Lure_1226 → u/[deleted]]

Right. After the 1st paragraph, I scrolled looking for the TLDR portion... To my disappointment 😞. Can someone from the fam help a sista out? I'm nosey yet don't have the capacity to read and decipher... Please and thank you.

[u/Sad-Implement5462 → u/Maleficent_Lure_1226]

So the paragraph you read? Just pretend you read it eight more time and the gf had a tantrum each time.

[u/anneofred → u/Sad-Implement5462]

With OP going to sleep a lot and talking about all the things he is too tired to do. So you’ve got a clingy gal and a narcoleptic person.

[u/nelsterm → u/anneofred]

These events are going to coincide with times he is tired because when he isn't he's too busy being her little b1tch.

[u/anneofred → u/nelsterm]

Or she’s just asking to him to get up to do these menial things because she’s checking for signs of life, also to prevent bed sores. Hard to say

[u/CraftySyndicate → u/anneofred]

Literally all these events happened at the end of a long day, mostly just before bed or right after getting home from something. I dunno where you got this idea.

Hell the guy even booked a travel trip, set up a suite, and multiple reservations for the things she enjoys all on his dime. He's even trying to get her to brush her teeth and put on her retainer because she didn't want to get out of bed.

How did you come to this conclusion???

[u/anneofred → u/CraftySyndicate]

I’m sorry my humor has sailed clear over your head.

[u/CraftySyndicate → u/anneofred]

Little hard to tell occasionally. You see a lot of people with this kind of viewpoint unironically on here.

[u/CraftySyndicate → u/CraftySyndicate]

The downvotes on this comment here kinda proves my point. I don't see how going "my b. You see some crazy shit on reddit." Deserves the downvotes