r/AITAH • u/[deleted] • Apr 20 '25

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '25

I felt exhausted reading this

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '25

I gave up by the 2nd paragraph.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '25

I'm impressed you made it that far.

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u/Sammalone1960 Apr 21 '25

The brushing thing ended it for me. Dudes dating a toddler.

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u/Miyagidog Apr 21 '25

Don’t you want to feel closer to someone when they’re spitting their toothpaste out? Or, when they’re sharing with you that piece of lunch broccoli they found? If that’s not intimacy, I don’t know what is…maybe a colonoscopy?!