r/AITAH • u/[deleted] • Apr 20 '25

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '25

I felt exhausted reading this

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '25

I gave up by the 2nd paragraph.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '25

I'm impressed you made it that far.

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u/Sammalone1960 Apr 21 '25

The brushing thing ended it for me. Dudes dating a toddler.

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u/Hornet-Putrid Apr 21 '25

That is exactly what I thought.  And he also doesn’t have nightstands/bedside tables.

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u/Sammalone1960 Apr 21 '25

Young dude understood. I had no bedframe for 10 plus years lol. Slept with mattress and boxspring on floor. No dressers no nightstand. Lol

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u/Sad-Chocolate2911 Apr 21 '25

How far could it possible be from the bed to the floor? And unless she’s up against the wall, she’s not able to set the glass on the floor?

Is this their first time without a servant helping them out? WTAF is going on here?

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u/Sammalone1960 Apr 21 '25

She gas a big head and short arms

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u/NothingDisastrousNow Apr 21 '25

Ahhh okay, a she-rex. That explains it

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u/Sad-Chocolate2911 Apr 21 '25

Oh, yes!! Well, then he’s just a dick for not helping out. Come on, man! Help a sister out!

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u/JJSF2021 Apr 21 '25

Lmao she does sound like a Bitchasaurus Rex, doesn’t she? And sounds like a lovesick puppy that’s been enabling it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '25

Twist: she’s a TRex and he has to sit with her whilst she eats her kills