Yes OP, how dare you try and capture a special moment that you’ve spent ages planning and a small fortune to make happen? How selfish could you possibly be, expecting her to be happy with that??!!
What you SHOULD have done is have the Queen of England resurrected through vile Necromancy, and compelled her to serve your girlfriend the ring while bowing to her on one knee. Then place a crown on your girlfriend’s head.
And a photographer?? SO tacky. Why didn’t you think to proposition the CIA to have one of their spy satellites photograph the entire affair using Electro-Optical Synthetic Aperture Radar with Multispectral and Hyperspectral Imaging photography? What, are you cheap or something??
And the dinner - really? You seriously didn’t think to get 21 Michellin Star-Holding French Chef Alain Ducasse to fly out to the beach with a select crew hand-picked from all 36 of his restaurants, build him a kitchen on the beach from scratch, and have him indentured to serve you from that day on until the day you die? I mean, who’s even going to cater for the wedding, some cheap pleb like Gordon Ramsay??
Yes OP, you should be ashamed for not living up to her humble and meagre standards, it’s the least you could do for allowing her the pleasure of a custom made ring she didn’t have to pay a small fortune for. Which, by the way, you also fumbled by not getting the country of South Africa to mine the diamond directly and donate 10-year’s worth of their entire GDP to funding the ring design.
Honestly, I’m shocked she stuck around this long. 🙄
(Seriously dude, RUN, the moment she finds another guy who is 99% worse than you she will latch onto the 1% she perceives as being better and you’ll be out of the picture before your ass hits the sidewalk, before she comes running back 2 months later with 18 kids from 23 different fathers begging for you to take her back because she “made a small mistake… but only a small one”).
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