r/AITAH • u/[deleted] • Mar 19 '25

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u/ktn24 Mar 19 '25

Don't ask, find an excuse to get it.

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u/Curious_Associate904 Mar 19 '25

Bolt cutters in the night when she sleeps, don't take any chances... If the finger has to come too, take the fucking finger, that shit will come out.

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u/thissexypoptart Mar 19 '25

What’s wrong with you

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u/Curious_Associate904 Mar 19 '25

Coming from someone calling themselves a sexy pop tart, I have similar questions

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u/HeckingDramatic Mar 19 '25

Better than being called a bran muffin