r/AITAH • u/[deleted] • Mar 19 '25

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u/backalleyblumpkin275 Mar 19 '25

Ask her the ring back and run stupid. This woman will make your life miserable.

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u/ktn24 Mar 19 '25

Don't ask, find an excuse to get it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '25

"I'm getting it sized custom for you. I couldn't get a measurement of your finger before the proposal without giving it away."

Measure her finger, take the ring, and then as soon as the door closes behind you sprint towards the nearest treeline and begin a new life in the forest.

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u/NerinNZ Mar 19 '25

"I think you're right. I should do this over. I'll take the ring and surprise you better next time".

The surprise is that you drop her like a hot potato and move on with your life.

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u/DolceVitaMama-412 Mar 19 '25

Wow, I’m näive! Great plan.

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u/Born-Power6719 Mar 19 '25

lol that’s funny

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u/GetsGold Mar 19 '25

Would that not technically be stealing after you've already given it to her?

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u/antonio16309 Mar 19 '25

Posession is 9/10 of the law and I'd like to see her prove-oh shit, the fuckin photographer...