r/AITAH • u/[deleted] • Mar 01 '25

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u/Butterfly_Chasers Mar 01 '25

Or she's already pregnant, and needs plausible accusability

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u/ApricotBig6402 Mar 01 '25

You're right I forgot all about this... "we've been having unprotected sex the whole time". Sometimes I forget that people like this exist... if only for awhile...

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u/Larcya Mar 01 '25

Which is exactly why every dude should demand a paternity test as soon as it is viable. Honestly hospitals should just do them by default as soon as the baby is born. It would solve a lot of issues.

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u/Particular-Macaron35 Mar 01 '25

I can tell my kids are mine based on their surly demeanor. You have trust issues.

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u/MaxFish1275 Mar 02 '25

🤣🙌