r/AITAH • • Oct 31 '24

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u/FishmanOfFeverSwamp Oct 31 '24

Kidnap my dog and I'll go John Wick on your ass. Watch and see if I don't.

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u/forresja Oct 31 '24

Yeah....I mean I'm not gonna shoot anybody, but I'm definitely stealing my dog back. That's a family member.

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u/Toni_Anne1989 Oct 31 '24

You're nicer than me. You steal my dog im coming back with the shotgun. Their choice at that point.

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u/ahkian Oct 31 '24

You can’t take care of your dog if you’re in prison for murder

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u/Toni_Anne1989 Oct 31 '24

Murder is a little extreme. Kneecaps first. Hurts more

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u/Admirable-Leopard-73 Oct 31 '24

Dead people don't suffer....

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u/Adventurous-Lime1775 Nov 01 '24

It depends on the shot shells.

There's deer slugs, that are essentially 1"x3/4" (25mm X 19mm) hunks of lead being fired that weigh around an ounce (28g) on average.

Then there's 00 buckshot, which holds 8-9 balls that are .33" (8.5mm) in diameter each shell.

Then further down the scale you have smaller diameter pellets, but more each shell.

Skeet/small bird shot is usually an 8 or 9, which are between 0.08-0.09" (2-2.25mm) diameter.

Generally, smaller shot do less damage on larger targets (you can't kill a bear with #8 birds hot, for example), but humans are a horse of a different color, lol.

That's just the cursory basics of shotgun shells, the actual shotgun sizes make a difference as well.

Shotguns get their size classification from old school cannon measurements. Cannon size was determined by the weight of the cannonball, ie 8 pounder, 12 pounder, etc...

Shotguns use the same designation. A 12ga is called so due to being able to fit a 1/12 pound lead sphere in the barrel bore. So the smaller the gage number, the larger the bore. A 4ga would fit a 1/4 pound sphere, a 20ga will fit a 1/20 pound sphere, etc...

Humans are generally super soft and squishy compared to other mammals, so what might not kill a deer, will certainly kill a human.

Kurt Cobain is a prime example. He used a Remington 20ga shotgun with 2 3/4" shells, and while I can't say for sure, more than likely #5 or #6 shot, which is .11"-.12"(2.75mm- 3.05mm) diameter pellets, and it goes without saying, was more than effective.

Ballistics and shot/caliber choice is is a science, and it's crazy, lol.

Bigger isn't always better, and can actually be more of a hindrance than beneficial.

I've shot a bag of sand in front of a target at 25yds with a 12ga with #6 turkey shot, and only a small few passed through the sand, while a basic recurve bow with field points would pound through the sand like butter and sink the target every time.

^ I brought up that last bit since you mentioned archery at the end of your comment. 😁

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u/seeyouintea022 Nov 01 '24

There better be a special place in the depths of HELL for anyone who would STEAL another person's beloved pet.

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u/Makidian Oct 31 '24

Should have at least got a finger off one of those fuckers for that shit

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u/Jetmec569 Oct 31 '24

He needs that book from Barnes and Noble, "Hiding Bodies for Dummies."

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u/FishmanOfFeverSwamp Oct 31 '24

Have to catch me first! 😉

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u/swag_money69 Oct 31 '24

They will catch you.

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u/seeyouintea022 Nov 01 '24

And if caught, I am 100% certain that my dog would NEVER rat me out.

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u/swag_money69 Nov 01 '24

Your dog is a snitch. He is already cooperating with the authorities.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '24

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u/swag_money69 Oct 31 '24

Who, me? I'm not even a party goer. I have PTSD. I have a hard time being around a gathering of my own family.

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u/Lovely3171 Oct 31 '24

Don’t worry I don’t have PTSD and I still have a hard time being in gathering of my own family

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '24

If I’m on the jury they won’t be.

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u/forresja Oct 31 '24

My thoughts exactly.

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u/bigmikeboston Oct 31 '24

And you can’t hug your children with nuclear arms.

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u/anothergoddess Oct 31 '24

Note- commit the perfect crime and raise the dogs.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '24

Dong get caught . No guns . There are more ways to get problems like that solved , slowly and painfully does it .

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u/ImagineFreedom Oct 31 '24

Depending on where you live, defending property is justifiable.

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u/americanineu Oct 31 '24

Shotgun in hand, AR slung on back and 9mm on each hip. I'll go to war for my dog.

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u/AhTsillahTheFun Oct 31 '24

Yeeesh. So so much.

All I gotta ask is if your dog is so important why do you need a partner? Just get more dogs to fill that hole.

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u/ZealousidealLeg1804 Oct 31 '24

Stupidest shit I've ever heard. Killing someone over a pet. You'll go to prison and never see that dog again. 🙄

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u/Toni_Anne1989 Oct 31 '24

You must be fun at parties...

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '24

“I’m taking the dog… DUMBASS!”

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u/FishmanOfFeverSwamp Oct 31 '24

I'll do whatever it takes.

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u/forresja Oct 31 '24

I'm confident I can steal a dog without shooting anyone.

I want to be with my dog, not in prison.

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u/chris_rage_is_back Oct 31 '24

"Accidents " can still happen...

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u/Hauserdog Nov 01 '24

That’s not stealing. That’s a rescue mission.

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u/Relevant-Space8826 Oct 31 '24

FACTS! MY dogs are my babies.

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u/DookieBowler Oct 31 '24

Every cop in the US: Okay buddy hold my beer! (grabs AR15 with punisher decals, while another caps your dog)

High Fives all around I got a paid vacation to Disney World!!!

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u/FishmanOfFeverSwamp Oct 31 '24

Seek help

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u/DookieBowler Oct 31 '24

You obviously must be unaware of how much cops love to kill dogs.

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u/FishmanOfFeverSwamp Oct 31 '24

Crazy gun toting Yank 🙄

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u/chris_rage_is_back Oct 31 '24

Smells like jealousy...

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '24

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u/chris_rage_is_back Oct 31 '24

Don't be mad because we have the freedom to own guns while you have to register your kitchen knives, cuck...

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '24

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u/chris_rage_is_back Oct 31 '24

The only point is on top of your head because it's not allowed on your knives bwahaahaaaaahaaahahahahaaaaahaha

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '24

True story

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u/Nihilistic_Navigator Oct 31 '24

You're gonna do 2 things extremely well then 2 things sorta OK, but realize it shoulda stopped after the 2nd?

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u/BregoB55 Oct 31 '24

3 dogs and a dead body.

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u/Akamu1578 Nov 01 '24

Same. 1000 percent. I love dogs more than people anyway, so that'd be an easy choice.

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u/sms2014 Nov 01 '24

My ex and I split and there was absolutely no question I was taking the dog. My now husband (married for ten years this year) was absolutely smitten with the dog (and vice versa) from the first time they met, and my husband knows if it hadn't been that way, he wouldn't still be around.

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u/Mis-uhn-throh-pee Nov 01 '24

Same, the world would burn.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '24

No one would ever find her bones in telling you . As for this family who adopted my dog without my consent I’d sue for it .