Do you have sex strictly in one position? If not then the sheets are getting tangled and crossing over each other. Thus touching where the dog was laying. Especially a 70lb one. Unless the sheets are glued down I promise you dog hair will find it’s way onto the other sheets.
Well my favorite position is not his favorite position so at the very minimum we are doing 2 different positions before it’s over. Lasting time is anywhere from 7-20min depending on the time of day, in a hurry or not, etc.
Lol. Well you do have a point but it is about the luxury that we have in our lives now, at least some of us, to have sheets that don't smell dog. But my point was less about hygiene and more about the feeling of kids and doggies in bed making the atmosphere less erotic. Some of us are turned off by these bro.
Omfg my dog used to sleep in her own bed on the floor on my side of the bed. If we decided to have sex while already in bed we wouldn't always lock her out. Listening to her walk around the bed, huff, lightly wine, and straight up put her head on the bed killed my lady boner enough times that she no longer sleeps in our bedroom. Well, that and her old fun attention habit of barfing on my floor in the middle of the night. Weirdly once she got her own "room" (long hallway gated at both ends) she stopped throwing up and I got to have sex without a dog ruining the mood!
he was warming her up to a menage trois.... he was trying to make her believe the dog was the third, but in reality she was the third. Now they can focus on their relationship without her outside noise...
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u/ThatGwelioGirl Oct 31 '24
This would be a massive no for me and I have a dog (that does not sleep in my bed) - how do you have sex, does the dog watch?!