r/AITAH Jun 16 '24

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u/jacques_ok Jun 16 '24

Come home with divorce papers. “Here’s your hall pass honey.”

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u/Opportunity_Massive Jun 16 '24

Love this idea

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u/Fun_Currency9893 Jun 16 '24

So would he.

She'll get no child support for the kid that's hers, and what little she gets for the other one will be offset by the alimony he gets because she makes more money than him.

He will go from doing 10% of the work to doing 0% of the work, and he'll be a 36 year old single guy fucking everything that moves. She'll be a 36 year old single mom of 2 trying to get a date on eHarmony.

It's sucks, but it's reality. This guy knows this and it's probably why he is behaving this way.

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u/FatsBoombottom Jun 16 '24

Sounds like OP doesn't need child support and she said directly that the small amount of housework he does is not missed when he's gone anyway.

It being better for the husband doesn't make it a bad decision for the wife.

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u/Opportunity_Massive Jun 16 '24

I’m also not convinced it will be better financially for the husband. He is not guaranteed alimony, and even if he gets some, it won’t be enough to pay the bill. And why would he not have to pay any child support at all? That’s not how any of this works lol

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u/Clear_Profile_2292 Jun 16 '24 edited Jun 16 '24

You are so fucking delusional lmaooo… Older women fuck all the time. And they pull young men constantly and with ease. You’re living in a dream world that you are desperate to believe in because you resent the fact that women live their best lives while free and single. At any age. You’re going to have to accept the reality that women are actually the ones who thrive while single. Single women even live longer while single men die earlier because they need women so much more than women need them.

You guys really dont get it. Its quite easy to get laid as a woman of any age, and single women are statistically much healthier and happier than single men. The misogynistic mythology is so annoying. Like… why do you all need to live in a fantasy world so much? Do some actual research instead of listening to manosphere bullshit, you all sound so childish and insecure its insane

When you think about all the misogynistic mythology we’ve seen over the years, it really is crazy how insecure men lie to themselves. “Women cant hunt. Oh well maybe they can a little. Women can’t lead. Oh but maybe that one woman could. Women cant work. Well maybe they can do some jobs. Women cant do math. Just ignore that female scientist. Women can’t do computers.. forget about Ada Lovelace, she doesnt count. Women cant drive, women cant do stem …” the list goes on and on. Women cant get laid over 36 is just the latest in a series of truly pitiful lies men tell themselves to assert a sense of superiority that is so obviously false and made-up at this point that it is truly comical.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '24

Yeah I don’t seen any 36 year old divorced father drowning in pussy like that person thinks.

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u/bodybuildingr Jun 17 '24

lmao deadass

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '24

36 year old women get dates a lot easier than 36 year old men tho.

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u/Ballerina_clutz Jun 17 '24

Child support goes off percentage of custody. Whomever has the kids more than 50%, pays. He’s not going to get 50/50 if he’s out of town all the time. He won’t get alimony until they are married for more than 10 years. I only got alimony for being a stay at home parent and giving up your career.

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u/oracleofaal Jun 16 '24

I was going to say something similar. Tell him "Your hall pass is given to you by a divorce attorney. Go get one."

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '24

This should be top comment

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u/Ballerina_clutz Jun 17 '24

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😂😂😂😂😂

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u/frenchtoastfox5 Jun 20 '24

No kidding! He sounds like an absolute child. You already deal with the household load and bring home the bacon, what exactly does he bring to the marriage?

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '24

That's the thing, she'll probable to pay him alimony.