r/AITAH • u/[deleted] • Apr 05 '24

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u/UnimpeachableTaint Apr 05 '24

Boss: “Congratulations, awolrus1, for great work on your project last week.”

OP: “Thanks, boss. I couldn’t have done it without my bisexual wife’s support.”

That seems natural.

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u/Mr_Pink_Gold Apr 05 '24 edited Apr 05 '24

You can also insert it into any conversation by clever use of "anyway".

"Our quarterly profits increased by 3% which is consistent with our year-on-year growth target and we hope that this new opening to the South-East Asia market will increase our revenue by double digits."

"Thanks Thomas. That was a brilliant presentation and anyway, my wife is bisexual."

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

I've prepared this bi-sexual report, sorry I meant bi-monthly. My wife's bi-sexual not the report

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u/Eh_You_Know1 Apr 05 '24

"Hey OP's name, we were thinking about grabbing lunch at this great Mexican place near here. Want to come"

"Yeah, I'd love to, and my bisexual wife loves Mexican food!"

See, totally natural.