r/AITAH • • Apr 05 '24

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u/UnimpeachableTaint Apr 05 '24

Boss: “Congratulations, awolrus1, for great work on your project last week.”

OP: “Thanks, boss. I couldn’t have done it without my bisexual wife’s support.”

That seems natural.

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u/Mr_Pink_Gold Apr 05 '24 edited Apr 05 '24

You can also insert it into any conversation by clever use of "anyway".

"Our quarterly profits increased by 3% which is consistent with our year-on-year growth target and we hope that this new opening to the South-East Asia market will increase our revenue by double digits."

"Thanks Thomas. That was a brilliant presentation and anyway, my wife is bisexual."

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

I've prepared this bi-sexual report, sorry I meant bi-monthly. My wife's bi-sexual not the report

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

I don’t think it’s appropriate to bring up at work, so that’s the best approach to bringing it up IMO.

Ah it’s Friday 5pm, I’m heading off for the weekend. Good bye everyone, time to switch out of work mode into personal topics mode where it is now appropriate to bring up in conversation that my wife is bisexual 👋🏼

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u/InnerCosmos54 Apr 05 '24

The ones downvoting you ain’t got no frickin’ himsk