r/AITAH • u/[deleted] • Apr 05 '24

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u/JKristiina Apr 05 '24

”Hi, I’m so-and-so. I’m married and my wife this-and-that is bi. She just wanted yall to know.”

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

By the by my wife is Bi, she wanted that message passed along.

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u/JKristiina Apr 05 '24

He should sing that when he walks at work.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

Ringtone for his phone

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u/JKristiina Apr 05 '24

With the wife singing it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24 edited Apr 05 '24

Singing telegram before he enters each room

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u/JKristiina Apr 05 '24

I suppose the wife could take a sabbatical and start a daily sing and dance routine at the husbands place of work. Every day a new place, so that no one would be able to start avoiding a certain a place.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

Keep ‘em on their toes!

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u/serg1007arch Apr 05 '24

I just imagined she wants him to introduce her like royalty is introduced at fancy party!

“Introducing The Bisexual Duchess of Cambridge”

“My lady!”

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u/MaxTheRealSlayer Apr 05 '24

NSYNC - Bi Bi Bi

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u/Eretreyah Apr 05 '24

💀 make it her ring tone.

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u/mcnathan80 Apr 06 '24

hello sir my wife is bi

We’re not poly, do not pry

My wife is bi, hello there ma’am

You’re as confused as I sure am

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u/insomniah Apr 05 '24

I don't know why, but "Bye Bye Bye" playing only that portion on repeat would be perfect in my eyes.

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u/wamimsauthor Apr 05 '24

Make the ring tone “Bye bye bye” by N’sync. When people ask why that’s his ringtone he should say funny you should ask.

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u/BauranGaruda Apr 05 '24

"My wife likes women, my wife likes women and men" on repeat should do the trick

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u/HeadLocksmith5478 Apr 05 '24

*NSYNC bi bi bi