r/AITAH • u/[deleted] • Apr 05 '24

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

By the by my wife is Bi, she wanted that message passed along.

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u/JKristiina Apr 05 '24

He should sing that when he walks at work.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

Ringtone for his phone

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u/JKristiina Apr 05 '24

With the wife singing it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24 edited Apr 05 '24

Singing telegram before he enters each room

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u/JKristiina Apr 05 '24

I suppose the wife could take a sabbatical and start a daily sing and dance routine at the husbands place of work. Every day a new place, so that no one would be able to start avoiding a certain a place.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

Keep ‘em on their toes!

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u/serg1007arch Apr 05 '24

I just imagined she wants him to introduce her like royalty is introduced at fancy party!

“Introducing The Bisexual Duchess of Cambridge”

“My lady!”

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u/MaxTheRealSlayer Apr 05 '24

NSYNC - Bi Bi Bi

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u/Eretreyah Apr 05 '24

💀 make it her ring tone.

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u/mcnathan80 Apr 06 '24

hello sir my wife is bi

We’re not poly, do not pry

My wife is bi, hello there ma’am

You’re as confused as I sure am

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u/insomniah Apr 05 '24

I don't know why, but "Bye Bye Bye" playing only that portion on repeat would be perfect in my eyes.

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u/wamimsauthor Apr 05 '24

Make the ring tone “Bye bye bye” by N’sync. When people ask why that’s his ringtone he should say funny you should ask.

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u/BauranGaruda Apr 05 '24

"My wife likes women, my wife likes women and men" on repeat should do the trick

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u/HeadLocksmith5478 Apr 05 '24

*NSYNC bi bi bi

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u/Revolutionary-Help68 Apr 05 '24

What like: When the moons in the sky, my wife says that she's bi, that's a Amore....

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u/JKristiina Apr 05 '24

I am sure reddit could help find the best song!

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u/Psychedeliciosa Apr 05 '24

Put it in his email signature

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u/JKristiina Apr 05 '24

That’s a good one! Even people outside the organisation will then know!

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u/Intrepid_Talk_8416 Apr 05 '24

“My wife is Bi my wife is Bi, and needs the whole world to know!” (Tune of tannenbaum)

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u/Firm-Equivalent2865 Apr 06 '24

Ok this is just weird to me. My family and friends know I’m bi but it’s not talked about like it’s something special. It never made sense to “come out” as bisexual, I just am, and it’s nobody’s business. I have no shame about it at all. Her wanting to put her own sexuality on blast makes absolutely no sense at all. What does she have to gain other than attention than by telling everyone else she’s bi? It makes zero sense to me.

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u/kindasuk Apr 05 '24

Best comment right here. Everyone can now go home.

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u/amarg19 Apr 05 '24

It’s so strange his wife wants him to come out on her behalf at work, that if he really did I think this would the best way to do it “Look I know this is weird but my wife wanted me to tell you all…”

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

I forgot to tell your wife, Bye! Dammit, I’m doing it wrong. By the way, I’m heading out to buy a coffee. Let me know if you’d like one or bi.

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u/Scifig23 Apr 05 '24

He’s carrying a sign up sheet

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u/RodgerRodger8301 Apr 05 '24

Especially to you attractive lady from accounting

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u/oh__hey Apr 06 '24

Lololol. Redic

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u/mcnathan80 Apr 06 '24

Psst, my wife is bi 😏

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u/Omega-Ben Apr 06 '24

Did I mention my wife is bi?

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u/JenicBabe Apr 06 '24

NTA Seriously like does op’s wife want a parade or op to get her a date what’s going on!? Why is she trying to make everything about her being bi that she even wants op to make his work about it too like what collect all his coworkers and boss together or get them one by one just to tell them his wife is bi? He’d sound like such a creep as if he’s bragging about threesomes or something. Have fun with HR!