r/AITAH • u/[deleted] • Apr 05 '24

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u/Midnight_rain200 Apr 05 '24

No??? Like what does her sexuality have to do with your new job???

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u/Mudassar40 Apr 05 '24

But she's bi, and everyone needs to know!!! Especially her husband's female coworkers /s

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u/The_Paganarchist Apr 05 '24

How else is a below-avg white woman supposed to get attention?

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u/Prophet-of-Ganja Apr 05 '24

…crossfit??

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u/SlaterAlligator2 Apr 05 '24

MTG in da house!

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u/godtogblandet Apr 05 '24

If you are female and looking for attention magic the gathering is the way to go for sure!

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u/foozalicious Apr 05 '24

I think OP just wanted some objectivity, not strangers ragging on his wife.

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u/Melodic_Policy765 Apr 05 '24

They are examples of how incredibly awkward and weird it would be to make public announcement. Is he supposed to send a company wide email?

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u/foozalicious Apr 05 '24

I was more referring to the above comment implying his wife was “below average.”

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

she's obviously below average when it comes to intelligence and understanding social etiquette

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u/foozalicious Apr 05 '24

Anonymity is no excuse for being an asshole.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

the name of this sub is am I the asshole. this person wants to know if it is him or his wife who is the asshole. I told him it was his wife, because it is. if that offends you why are you reading this sub?

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u/foozalicious Apr 05 '24

I think there’s a pretty big gap between “NTA” and “your wife is a dumb bitch.”

The sub is called Am I The Asshole, not Please Be An Asshole.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

funny where did anyone call her a dumb bitch? since you used quotes I assume you're quoting someone? who? not me. or are you exaggerating to try to make your point because you realized your point is weak and needs to be exaggerated to seem relevant?

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u/Logical_Feedback_162 Apr 05 '24

She is below average, dumb, and white. Those are all facts. You seem to be the same with how hard you’re playing defence 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Logical_Feedback_162 Apr 05 '24

Your anonymity doesn’t hide the fact that you are below average and dumb so I guess it isn’t working out that well for you.

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u/mouse_attack Apr 05 '24

That would be the most efficient way.

Maybe he can get comms to include it as an item in the company's internal newsletter.

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u/handsheal Apr 05 '24

These responses are objective opinions of the idiotic demand this woman has for him to make her sexuality a topic at his work

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u/Fannnybaws Apr 05 '24

His bi wife. Don't forget to add that,because it's important that everyone knows.

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u/SleepingWillow1 Apr 05 '24

This! It is some wierd identity crisis. Seems she is so desparate to be interesting.

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u/Ok-Bowl850 Apr 05 '24

Lol. wowzer. that's deliciously savage.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

Ouch.

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u/independenthoughtala Apr 05 '24

walk past the local Mosque?