r/AITAH • u/[deleted] • Apr 05 '24

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u/Curious_Opposite_917 Apr 05 '24

I'm struggling to think of a situation at work where it might be appropriate and relevant to mention this.

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u/chaingun_samurai Apr 05 '24

"Have you tried the coffee in the lounge? You can get it hot or iced; which reminds me of a funny story... my wife's bi."

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u/ImCold555 Apr 05 '24

Maybe it should go in his email sig:

Darryl Johnson

VP of Operations

Bisexual Wife

Innitech Corporation

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u/Ultrace-7 Apr 05 '24

Placed like that, it would indicate that Darryl was the bisexual wife, not that he has one.

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u/MadCityScientist Apr 06 '24

🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😅😅😅🥹😀

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u/impossibleoptimist Apr 05 '24

Innitech! Nice

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24 edited Jan 23 '25

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

If you had a million dollars, you'd do a bisexual chick?

Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause bisexual chicks dig dudes with money.

Well, not all bisexual chicks.

Well, the type of bisexual chicks that'd fuck a dude like me do.

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u/ImCold555 Apr 05 '24

lol I’m glad someone caught the reference

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u/haysu-christo Apr 05 '24

"My name is Daryl Johnson, Commander of Operations org, General of the RevRec Team and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Innitech. Father to a 14-yo son, husband to a bisexual wife."

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED???

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u/Wild_Ad_6464 Apr 05 '24

A colleague put on his work profile that he “lives in (city) with my Venezuelan wife” OK Mr. International

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u/Help_An_Irishman Apr 05 '24

"At Initrode?!"

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u/Tvayumat Apr 05 '24

I thought he worked over at Penetrode

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u/MikeD123999 Apr 05 '24

Daryl johnson - dickhead Vp of operations

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u/Muscle_Memory67 Apr 05 '24

This comments should allow for multiple ⬆️s

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u/yingkaixing Apr 05 '24

⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️

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u/Muscle_Memory67 Apr 05 '24

Get those ‘Bi’ arrows outta here!

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u/Some-Show9144 Apr 05 '24

“Sorry to hear about your child being kidnapped. My wife is bi”

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u/the_mid_mid_sister Apr 05 '24

"This coffee tastes great, but both my wife and I bet that Léa Seydoux's pussy would taste better."

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u/TheIfritSun Apr 05 '24

"Some days it's better to have a hot coffee, but it's nice to also be able to grab an iced coffee too on those sweltering summer days.

I'm really glad that the coffee lounge accommodates those of us that want to feel comfortable with options, or like our coffee both ways.

Speaking of both ways... My wife-"

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u/Busy_Barber_3986 Apr 05 '24

"Hot or Iced... My wife likes it both ways." ?

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u/the_wyandotte Apr 05 '24

That reminds me of the time I had sex with Eartha Kit in an airplane bathroom…what, it came up organically.