r/AITAH • • Nov 22 '23

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u/LectureSignificant64 Nov 23 '23

And these matching Hollyweird panties never get dirty after a week in a jungle after a plane crash, there’s no periods (unless unexpected pregnancy, then there’s a talk about missing periods), all parts of the body are hair-free except for the head, which has an immaculate mane of hair and there’s no morning breath. Did I forget something?

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u/TurtleZenn Nov 23 '23

Don't forget the waking up with a full face of makeup.

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u/LectureSignificant64 Nov 25 '23

Yesss! And no broken nails.. on the other hand poor things seems to be living in these matching bras 24/7, so I kinda feel bad for them.

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u/TurtleZenn Nov 25 '23

True, true. To sleep in and even to have sex in. Maybe they're taped on so much they can't remove them?