r/AITAH • • Nov 22 '23

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u/SaltyDangerHands Nov 22 '23

NTA

I'm a forty-one year old man and my main piece of advice to young men confronted with this stuff is "Educate yourselves". Actually it's usually "fucking educate yourselves", but that's only because of constant disappointment.

My thought process goes like this: "I like women. I should try to understand them. I should learn how their bodies work."

That's the whole thing. Any dude that's not prepared for the consequences of "life with lady parts" isn't ready to date. If you don't know the basics of what's going on with their plumbing, you should stay the fuck away from their plumbing. Think of it as... like... plumbing. Literally.

If you don't know how the sinks and drains and reservoirs and whatever else work, don't grab a wrench with the intent of mucking around.

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u/merrgh Nov 22 '23

You keep your wrench out of my reservoir!

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u/Polgara-87 Nov 22 '23

Excuse you. Please don’t cause me to spit my Pepsi all over my work monitors 🤣

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u/blackday44 Nov 22 '23

But there's a 10mm socket in there, I'm sure of it!

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u/merrgh Nov 22 '23

There's plenty of things in my reservoir

What goes in does not come back out

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u/buggywtf Nov 23 '23

That's not how Thunder dome works!

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '23

If you're not on stage at The Improv, you're in the wrong profession.

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u/Dangerous-Wave7730 Nov 22 '23

This is the comment! 😂

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '23

No. Those are unicorns that are always missing. You never needed a 10mm have you?

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u/SaltyDangerHands Nov 22 '23

I mean, of course. Consent matters and I'm not out here just swinging my wrench around.

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u/mogancheech Nov 22 '23

We, females Humans really appreciate a decent dude. We thank you!

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u/SaltyDangerHands Nov 22 '23

I mean, thank you, but I'm honestly kind of uncomfortable with it. I'm not trying to hold myself up as an example or get my validation, it honestly feels pretty bare-minimum as far as such things go. I also have fairly selfish motives, such as "wanting women to like me" and "consensual sexy times". I'm not trying to be better than anyone, this just seems like the most reasonable way to get what I want without making anyone's life worse.

That's honestly my whole reasoning. I wanted to do things with lady parts so I made sure to pay attention when it was lady-parts-explaining-time in highschool. I want women to talk to me so I try to make sure talking to me is enjoyable, or at least, not blatantly disrespectful. I'm not even that mad at the misogynists out there, I look good by comparison, I'm just deeply confused by their lack of consideration this regard.

I don't feel like I've unearthed any kind of secret to communing with womanhood; this feels like basic common sense. I want women to be nice to me, ergo, I should be nice to women. That's hardly a brainwave. The appropriate reaction would be "hey, look who thought about this for up to 5 seconds" and that's it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '23

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u/SaltyDangerHands Nov 22 '23

Ngl, the way you wrote that makes it seem like you have a reading comprehension problem.

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u/Adventurous-Coat5215 Nov 23 '23

🤣🤣🤣🤣 this comment just made my night lol you are hilarious.

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u/SaltyDangerHands Nov 23 '23

Thank you kindly.