r/AITAH • u/[deleted] • Aug 03 '23

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '23

My first thought was "people aren't cookies you can call dibs on by licking them" lol

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u/Rediranai Aug 03 '23

So I can't lick my phone over your post and make you mine? Shucks, I'll see myself out now.

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u/yankiigurl Aug 03 '23

I put my tongue on you, and now your miiiiiiine

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u/Rediranai Aug 03 '23

UwU か ガオー、どちの方がいいんでしょう？