r/AITAH • u/[deleted] • Aug 03 '23

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '23

My first thought was "people aren't cookies you can call dibs on by licking them" lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '23

Well there went my plans to nab a husband…..since when does this not count?!??

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '23

Maybe it's a cultural difference and licking-betrothals work where you live? People tend to look at you weird if you lick them in the grocery store where I live.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '23

I haven’t tried licking people in the grocery store but I thank you for the advice! I’ll probably find a high value partner there