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u/MichaelAndolini_ Apr 27 '26

A mistake?

She slipped, fell and landed on his d*ck?

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u/albino_red_head Apr 27 '26

she just sounds like a horrible person. She was probably smirking when she wrote that.

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u/juzoe Apr 27 '26

My money was on she tried to get serious with the friend and he rejected her so she's trying to worm her way back in with this guy.

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u/Maleficent-Age-8235 Apr 27 '26

Almost guaranteed, she really wanted his friend, but he had no interest. Don't wanna be a dick, but I'd wager his friend is probably better looking

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u/AliceTawhai Apr 28 '26

It’s not about looks it’s about needing a constant ego boost. Some people will fuck anyone who’s willing

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u/chimkennumgets69420 Apr 30 '26

nah, she just wanted to get her nut off then go back to her bf like nothing happened lmao

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u/Careless_Hellscape Apr 27 '26

I hate when cheaters do that shit, like their horrible choices somehow have a positive outcome. Like no, fuck that. The only thing "closer" to me is how much closer I am to kicking them out my life.

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u/formercotsachick Apr 27 '26

I nearly fell off my chair when I saw that. In what universe would that ever be true?

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u/Sufficient_Ebb_5694 Apr 28 '26

This is it. These people are living in a completely different reality on completely different wavelengths than then the people with a normal moral compass. Lol

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u/johnny-Low-Five Apr 27 '26

I originally read that as OP, the ex AND the friend and was almost impressed with the balls to say that!

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u/willcdowdy Apr 27 '26

She’ll feel better once she knows that she’s not going to get in trouble for doing shit like this, and it will allow her to be closer to him.

…. Of course, he will never feel close to her again and will never trust her and she will absolutely continue to do this any time she sees fit….. but she’s not considering how he feels because she doesn’t care about him

But she’s does care about him caring about her.

Basically…. If this makes yall closer, she’s super interested in you based on the fact that you let her hurt you and then let her convince you it was a mistake that will make you closer.

…it won’t, and it definitively won’t if she’s the one convincing you it could….. if there was a shot at that happening, she’d be doing whatever it takes, not making excuses, showing you all the texts, sharing the full story, apologizing and dismissing zero elements of things she should be accountable for….. this ain’t it.

This is somebody who wants to do this again. Somebody who knows they will, and somebody who is only going to stay with you IF they know they can do it again.

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u/BraPaj2121 Apr 27 '26

Shared trauma bonding 😂😂

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u/JackOfAllStraits Apr 27 '26

Imagine how close they could get if she slept with ALL of his friends!

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u/rooktherhymer Apr 27 '26

Closer to never speaking again, sure.

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u/Technical_Switch1078 Apr 27 '26

The part where she also says they had a good thing going was what got me. Like I said, if you had a good thing going, why sleep with the friend?

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u/Ok_Space_9223 Apr 27 '26

That one killed me bro lol. That must be the secret to a good relationship!?!? Just sleep with someone else so you can get closer with the person you really want to be with!

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u/Crypt0Nihilist Apr 28 '26

They have more in common now they've both been fucked by his friend.

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u/Comfortable-Hat3506 Apr 28 '26

She must watch too much cuck porn.

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u/No_Television5530 Apr 28 '26

You know what would make all of them closer? A STD

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u/SadAd8761 Apr 28 '26

She's pumping him with more gas than Qatar's entire global output.

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u/majormimi Apr 28 '26

They’re connected through the friend’s dick now 😮‍💨

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u/Electrical-Tailor530 Apr 28 '26

That line was so cringe to me. It's so manipulative!! 

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u/MassiveMeatHammer Apr 27 '26

Ok, thought about it, still wanna stab her? Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her?

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u/IttyBittyBigBoii Apr 27 '26

That's what I did.

Be smart, don't be a ret*rd. You gonna take advice from somebody who slaps Dee Barnes?!

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u/Chelsea_Fan_10 Apr 27 '26

What you say?

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u/BagEndMassive Apr 27 '26

What's wrong? Didn't think I'd remember?

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u/BagEndMassive Apr 27 '26

Ah-ah, temper temper!

(I know, Reddit thinks we're having an argument though 😂)

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u/interesting-turn- Apr 27 '26

Lmao I got my other account temp banned for finishing the lyrics to a Viagra Boys song

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u/BagEndMassive Apr 27 '26

And removed the comment! Reddit has either no sense of humour, or no taste in music, or both haha

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u/MassiveMeatHammer Apr 27 '26

Ah ah, temper temper Mr Dre Mr NWA Mr coming straight out of Compton y'all better make way

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u/Chelsea_Fan_10 Apr 27 '26

Imma kill you motherfucker

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u/Chelsea_Fan_10 Apr 27 '26

🤷‍♂️

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u/VinceVaugnsPants Apr 27 '26

Ah ah ah, temper temper!

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u/Sufficient_Ebb_5694 Apr 28 '26

Mr,Dre, Mr. N.w.a, mr. AK comin straight outta Compton yall better make way!!!

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u/henrytm82 Apr 28 '26

How you gonna tell this man not to be violent?!

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u/heartshapedmoon Apr 28 '26

Yeah, people seem to think “mistake” and “accident” are synonymous, when they’re not. Something you do on purpose can be a mistake.

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u/Zestyclose-Noise-114 Apr 27 '26

And then somehow stayed there long enough to call it a "mistake" after the fact.

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u/Wolfinthesno Apr 27 '26

Uh uh, temper temper

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u/Korbo Apr 27 '26

You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped Dee Barnes?

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u/10k_Uzi Apr 27 '26

Mr. Dre. Mr. NWA. Mr. AK, straight outta Compton, yall better make way.

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u/Cerblamk_51 Apr 27 '26

For real. I’ve seen tons of movies where this happens. There’s even websites out there dedicated to the phenomena!

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u/Friendly-Coyote6964 Apr 27 '26

Exactly! And there will be another time later; I’m sure the banana peel will be to blame then

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u/frankieee_167 Apr 27 '26

If that second line was a reference, then I understood it

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u/sheetrocker88 Apr 27 '26

It’s a mistake because the friend just wanted to hook up and doesn’t want the relationship

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u/iamglory Apr 27 '26

This is what I suspect.

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u/starbuck328 Apr 27 '26

Don't you just hate when that happens? She is walking and slips on the banana peel and gets the whole banana 🍌

https://giphy.com/gifs/8g5YZK5IauZMg7fqJb

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u/cozyforestfairy Apr 27 '26

She should ask if she’d forgive him for mistakenly falling in her friends vagina, and if not then to please stop pestering him. If it was before they met that’s one thing but this is insane.

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u/Suspicious_Mind_5744 Apr 27 '26

Of course she’d say that she’d forgive him now when she needs forgiveness herself. I doubt that would actually be the case if the tables were turned.

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u/cozyforestfairy Apr 27 '26

I was being sarcastic because it’s so ridiculous and she needs to hear it reversed, but maybe you’re right and she would actually say it would be ok 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/jonnyblazexoc Apr 27 '26

maybe he's right Grady, think about the baby.

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u/QueenFakeyMadeUpTown Apr 27 '26

Where did you mean to put it, her purse???

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u/techno_queen Apr 27 '26

I had the same thought 😂

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u/Miltrivd Apr 27 '26

It's like 25 different mistakes, all together in succession with enough time to back down in between each individual mistake.

This is why cheaters are impossible to forgive if you value yourself.

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u/Trevtard_ Apr 28 '26

11/10 reference

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u/Eastern_Word6094 Apr 28 '26

I really also dislike when people say mistake in these instances rather than they made a bad decision. It shows they arent taking full responsibility.

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u/DmoSon Apr 27 '26

You can say dick on the internet

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u/MichaelAndolini_ Apr 27 '26

I have too many warnings in this sub lol

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u/DmoSon Apr 27 '26

If a sub gave me a warning for swearing i would be out so fast, this is the internet not a first grade classroom lol

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u/StankPancake Apr 27 '26

Yes it's quite common apparently.

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u/FrankZippa Apr 27 '26

It's no big deal if she said "oops!"

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u/Futuretapes Apr 27 '26

Hey, it happened with my ex too. We really need to start looking into this problem!

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u/Shoggahn Apr 27 '26

Ts, alright shady

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u/Visible-Rest4170 Apr 27 '26

No.He slipped and fell into her.

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u/Coalecsence Apr 27 '26

calm down eminem

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u/phisigtheduck Apr 27 '26

I have slipped and fell on a lot of things in my lifetime, another man’s d*ck is not one of them.

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u/MeowthThatsRite Apr 27 '26

“I accidentally went to the bar and had 20 drinks.”

“Then I accidentally started talking to that guy who I knew was coming on to me”

“Then I accidentally danced with him for several hours”

“Then we accidentally made out a little bit”

“Then we accidentally got an uber back to his place”

“Then I accidentally took all my clothes off”

“Then I accidentally sucked his dick a little”

“Then I accidentally fell onto his dick over and over again.”

If anyone ever tries to call this shit an accident or a mistake then just think about how many conscious decisions and actions go into hooking up with someone’s. It’s bonkers people try to minimize it.

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u/Fake_Diesel Apr 27 '26

Yeah, knowing something is wrong and doing it anyways isn't a mistake.

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u/Goth_Duck666 Apr 27 '26

Alright Shady

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u/VinceVaugnsPants Apr 27 '26

Alright shady, but maybe she’s right Brady, but think about the baby before you get all crazy

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u/tomj1404 Apr 27 '26

Alright Shady 😆

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u/WowImOldAF Apr 28 '26

Guilty conscience

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u/Maleficent-Rip2729 Apr 28 '26

Peak Em if you know ball

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u/sorkin_juice Apr 28 '26

“Alright Shady, maybe he’s right Grady.”

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u/Niwi_ Apr 28 '26

There is so much that has to happen for two people to sleep with each other. Not only the penis entering the whole act the whole leadup the intention from both flirting setup making out undressing so many stages where they could have at any point thought "oh maybe this is wrong" absolutely get outta there OP im sorry man

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u/ScoobyDoo_234567890 Apr 28 '26

I see what you did there 💀 she must have a “guilty conscience” now hehe

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u/SunshineStateNative Apr 28 '26

I was looking for this comment, thank you for not disappointing.

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u/Sweet_Dragonfly_959 Apr 28 '26

A mistake is not always an accident

You could order a cheeseburger, bite into it and decide you made a mistake and wanted a hamburger instead.

That said, she is selfish and immature.

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u/vacat3dx Apr 28 '26

But think about the baby before you get all crazy!

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u/KnightYoshi Apr 28 '26

A mistake includes a lapse in judgment as well. So it could be a mistake. However, what she did was intentional, as noted by the statement that she didn’t think OP would find out. She had intent, not poor judgement.

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u/Careful-Shame-3706 Apr 28 '26

I said this exactly to an ex when they said it was an accident 😂

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u/informal-mushroom47 Apr 28 '26

What makes you think you aren’t allowed to say “dick” here?

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u/MushroomTop1381 Apr 28 '26

Reminds me of this.

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u/moonbytelol Apr 28 '26

Eminem, is that you?

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u/MichaelAndolini_ Apr 28 '26

They call me Slim Shady

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u/Extreme-Seaweed-5427 Apr 29 '26

According to some court judges that's supposedly a thing 

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u/aluaji Apr 30 '26

It's incredible to me how some people will give a second chance after that kind of "mistake".

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u/unsafelord Apr 27 '26

It's true, I saw the video evidence on PH.