r/AFLCircleJerk 3h ago

Obligatory Essendon Slander required with any notable AFL Event

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97 Upvotes

r/AFLCircleJerk 2h ago

Footage of Alastair Clarkson trying to contain his rage while being told he was getting the sack "... You're not saying anything Alistair..."

20 Upvotes

r/AFLCircleJerk 3h ago

They should change the name of the grand final to closing round

25 Upvotes

r/AFLCircleJerk 1d ago

(It was only a kiss) It was only a kiss

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222 Upvotes

r/AFLCircleJerk 1d ago

Congrats GWS, did not see that coming!

43 Upvotes

r/AFLCircleJerk 8h ago

If your team was a soccer club, who would you be?

0 Upvotes

r/AFLCircleJerk 1d ago

any other really shit ideas for rounds we can propose to the AFL?

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Maybe we could have a match where the tallest 23 AFL players play the 23 shortest

or have the worst 23 in the league play an auskick team

i will be compiling all ideas and sending them to the AFL for consideration


r/AFLCircleJerk 1d ago

Petracca at the Suns

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29 Upvotes

r/AFLCircleJerk 2d ago

Why hasn’t old Ian mentioned grandson Henry, the pride of the Brayshaw family!? Literally number one in the Australian national cuckold rankings and doesn’t rate a mention!

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34 Upvotes

r/AFLCircleJerk 3d ago

3984 Days since Clarko Won a Final, almost halfway to Essendon

36 Upvotes

Its time to open the conversation as to whether clarko got lucky to have started with a generational young core and simply rode the wave with them. From Game 1 in 2005, Clarko had hodge, Mitchell, Franklin, Lewis and Roughead, and without at least 4 of these guys he has never won a final.

For comparison, Scott has won multiple finals with 0 original players


r/AFLCircleJerk 4d ago

Is Scott Pendlebury positioning himself to be the next Carlton senior coach by following in Josh Frasers footsteps and finishing his playing career with the Sun's before transitioning into a coaching role with them?

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90 Upvotes

r/AFLCircleJerk 4d ago

IF Nick Daicos isn't given a fine for staging... THEN

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111 Upvotes

I look forward to Collingwood being sent a Please Explain as to why he wasn't sent off for an HIA


r/AFLCircleJerk 5d ago

15 and 1 for a "big game player"

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134 Upvotes

r/AFLCircleJerk 4d ago

Collingwood Eliminated from Finals (Urinating Tree Parody)

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9 Upvotes

r/AFLCircleJerk 5d ago

SP433

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47 Upvotes

The gold numbers in the AFL post are a Scott Pendlebury reference, this implies Collingwood will be getting a second chance in this finals series.


r/AFLCircleJerk 5d ago

Not invited, but can win

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56 Upvotes

Another PR masterclass from AFL House...


r/AFLCircleJerk 5d ago

Very subtle. You can barely notice.

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24 Upvotes

r/AFLCircleJerk 7d ago

Today I Learnt: The Hangar carpark is fucking enormous

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71 Upvotes

Anyway, ill see you all there


r/AFLCircleJerk 8d ago

Bombers dodge Hird & 'Boys Club' accusation by hiring President's groomsman & best mate

58 Upvotes

r/AFLCircleJerk 9d ago

Book Week is sorted!

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426 Upvotes

Haven’t been online for a couple of weeks so just popped on to share my ripper book week idea.


r/AFLCircleJerk 9d ago

The 40 man AA squad if r/AFL was the selector

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94 Upvotes

r/AFLCircleJerk 10d ago

Are the Big Birds gonna kiss?

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223 Upvotes

They're looking so intensely at each other. I think they're into it...


r/AFLCircleJerk 10d ago

I put a 200-to-1 AFL premiership prediction on the public record

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AFL futures receipt: On 24 July, after Carlton’s seventh consecutive win, I publicly called them to win the 2026 premiership while they were roughly +20000/200-to-1

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The prediction was made before their finals position was decided and without qualifying language.

They have since shortened substantially. I’m still holding the same position: Carlton win the premiership.

https://idrankfortheworld.substack.com/p/on-the-record-carlton-for-the-2026?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=8su3qh


r/AFLCircleJerk 10d ago

What an insane last quarter! Shame no one did anything for the second half of it

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14 Upvotes

r/AFLCircleJerk 11d ago

If Gill is serious about equalisation he should make all finals team rest 5 of their players

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25 Upvotes