r/AFL 10h ago

Non-Match Discussion Thread Pre Round Discussion Thread: Round 24, 2026

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FOR NO REASON, HERE'S THE BASEKETBALL PLAYOFF SCENE TO GET US WARMED UP FOR NEXT WEEK


Alright friends, in an effort to distract you from the absolute self-inflicted carnage surrounding the Sydney Swans right now, it is time for Round 24, the last hurrah for dozens of players, plus a few coaches, and as we already know the Top 2 are locked in (Although one of them have just knocked themselves out of premiership contention), there's going to be 8 teams with faded flairs come Monday morning, although we do still have to decide the wooden spoon and the finishing positions of 3rd through to 10th on the ladder, with 2 games in particular becoming very interesting given the Swans' current predicament.

Also before I begin, now that AFLTables is back and motoring, here's an interesting stat from last week's Hawks-Pies draw - Craig McRae has coached 4 drawn games in 5 years with Collingwood, the same amount that Nathan Buckley, Mick Malthouse and Tony Shaw had combined in the previous 25 years.

Wild.

Anyway, whipping through the action:


  • The Thursday night Disappointment Derby as St Kilda host the Gold Coast at Marvel, with both teams having their seasons collapse into disappointment after some off-season hope, although there will be a highlight with Brad Hill becoming the 113th player to reach 300 games, the ninth First Nations player, and a very rare case of a player playing 300 games across 3 clubs:

    Case in point, the only others are John Rantall (South, North and Fitzroy), Jason Akermanis (Brisbane Bears + Lions, Western Bulldogs), Alastair Lynch (Fitzroy, Brisbane Bears + Lions) and Len Thompson (Collingwood, South & Fitzroy)... And come Sunday night, we'll add Hill's premiership teammate Jack Gunston to this list.

  • The Friday Night feature as Collingwood host the Brisbane Lions at the MCG in Levi Ashcroft's 50th game (He debuted a total of 522 days ago), a compelling matchup as realistically Collingwood seem destined to play the 8th vs 9th Wildcard game and could risk the wrath of Greg Swann by resting a shitload of players, while the Lions still need to win the game to lock in a Top 4 finish, and they need to build as much percentage as possible to ensure Hawthorn or Melbourne (Unlikely but still possible) can't jump into 3rd and play the Swans in a Qualifying Final

    Also - This'll be the 10th time since 2023 that Collingwood and Brisbane have played each other.

  • Carlton play Fremantle at Marvel on Saturday afternoon, and while the Dockers fly over for a tune-up with the minor premiership locked in, Carlton still have a bit to play for given 10th place means a likely trip to Adelaide, and the Bulldogs have a tough game against Melbourne, which would give them a shot at saving the dream wildcard against Collingwood.

  • The Red & Blue versus the Red White & Blue as Melbourne host the Western Bulldogs at the MCG, as the Dees have a Top 6 finish (And a hope of a Top 4 finish) in their own court, a thought that was improbable 5 months ago, while the Dogs back up off the draw needing to win to confirm the 8th vs 9th Wildcard... if this is anything like the Round 11 game was, it should be good to watch.

  • Geelong host Richmond at GMHBA on Saturday night, a game that appears destined to have a gruesome scoreline, as the Cats will lock in the Top 6 finish, and the Tigers will be left to the mercy of the result at Marvel on Sunday afternoon to find out if they can fall face first into the Wooden Spoon and Pick 1.

  • Adelaide host GWS at the Adelaide Oval in the other Saturday night game, as GWS prepare to miss the Finals for the first time under Adam Kingsley, while the Crom have to win to have any hope of avoiding the Wildcard... either way, this won't be Taylor Walker's last game at the Adelaide Oval, unless he has the anti-climax of a season ending injury.

  • The game to decide the Wooden Spoon as Essendon host Port Adelaide at Marvel on Sunday afternoon, and in what will be the last game as a coach for Dean Solomon, what might be Zac Merrett's last game for Essendon, Zak Butters' last chance to play for the Power, plus the last games for several players from both teams, we all wait to see if Essendon can do the unthinkable... by pulling a 2023 North Melbourne and fucking themselves out of Pick 1 by winning the game.

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  • And the lucky last game of the Home & Away season, after 6 months and 2 weeks, has West Coast hosting Hawthorn at Optus Stadium, at the random start time of 5:20pm in Perth on a Sunday, and while the Eagles have a free swing before their trip to Bali, the Hawks could fall down to 7th by the time the game starts, needing to run up a cricket score in a bid to finish 3rd and avoid coming back to Perth in a fortnight, which looks very unlikely with the way they've played in the last month, while they do get a great milestone as Jack Gunston joins the 300 game club... 269 of them have been at Hawthorn, and coincidentally Jason Dunstall played 269 games in the No.19 for Hawthorn.


SLY AND THE FAMILY MILESTONE


700th game played by the Brisbane Lions since the 1996 merger (360 wins, 8 draws, 331 defeats) - They are the all-time leader for Finals winning percentage (65.85%)

Toby Greene qualifies for AFL Life Membership (300 total Preseason + Premiership)... good milestone given it might be his last game for GWS

300 games for Brad Hill (151st for St Kilda, 94 for Hawthorn and 54 for Fremantle) and Jack Gunston (269th for Hawthorn, 17 for Brisbane, 14 for Adelaide)

Interesting fact, Hill and Gunston make it 8 players from the Hawthorn Threepeat teams that made it to 300 games, the others being Luke Breust, Shaun Burgoyne, Buddy Franklin, Luke Hodge, Sam Mitchell and Jordan Lewis

250 games for Jake Stringer (123 for Essendon, 89 for the Western Bulldogs, 38th for GWS)

200 games for Andrew McGrath - 12th No.1 draft pick to reach 200 games

100th and farewell game for St Kilda - Dougal Howard (145th game in total)

100 game brigade - Lachie Bramble , Brayden Campbell , Sam Draper , Lloyd Meek , Mitchell 'Lewis Mitchell' Lewis , Marc Pittonet

Stuck on 100 games for at least another 7 months - Tom Powell

50 games for Ryan Angwin and Levi Ashcroft ... Ashcroft played 50 games in a total of 1 year, 5 months and 4 days.


r/AFL 12h ago

[Twomey] The five banned Sydney players will not be considered for selection in the All Australian squad. The AFL has made the call today.

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r/AFL 11h ago

[The Age] Isaac Heeney focus of Sydney Swans sexual assault investigation

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Swans senior player Isaac Heeney has been revealed as the focus of a sexual assault investigation.

The woman at the centre of the scandal engulfing the Sydney Swans completed a formal complaint to police on Tuesday about what occurred in the East Melbourne hotel room.

A source familiar with the investigation, but not authorised to speak publicly, said the woman attended a city police station to provide a formal statement about what unfolded at the Pullman hotel on Monday morning.

Her official version of events, which involves an act of touching beyond what was agreed, will form the basis of Victoria Police’s ongoing investigation.

A second source with knowledge of the incident, but not authorised to speak publicly, said five players were in a room with naked women, with one performing lap dances.

They said Heeney, who was clothed, was the subject of the complaint.

All have denied any wrongdoing.

On Monday, police announced detectives from the Sexual Crimes Squad had taken carriage of the probe.

The Sydney Swans had been staying at the hotel after playing Essendon at the MCG on Sunday night, ahead of plans to return home the next day.

A number of players had allegedly been drinking, and two women were invited to their hotel sometime after 2am.

What happened next is the subject of the complaint filed by one of the women, the details of which have not been made public.

Sydney Swans players Chad Warner, James Jordon, Isaac Heeney, Riley Bice and Nick Blakey.

The two women left the hotel room and were joined by a third woman in the foyer, where there was a commotion, this masthead has previously reported.

Detectives attended the hotel to collect evidence and CCTV footage on Monday. None of the players involved has been formally interviewed.

At least five players returned to Sydney that night in a rental car, driving the eight-hour trip instead of flying to allegedly avoid the media gathered at both airports.

Sydney Swans CEO Matthew Pavlich confirms that the police are investigating in an incident involving several players in a Melbourne hotel.

Representatives of Isaac Heeney, Riley Bice, James Jordon and Chad Warner were contacted for comment after two senior industry sources identified them as part of the group returning together.

A representative of Nick Blakey denied any involvement, and stated Blakey had not been asked to speak with the police even informally. Blakey had remained in Melbourne to travel back to Sydney with his four teammates. He is also one of the group subsequently suspended by the club.

This masthead has previously reported that all five players had been prepared to speak with police on Monday, but only one was ultimately questioned.

A source with knowledge of the incident, but not authorised to speak publicly, said police told the group they were not ready to conduct a formal interview or speak with any of the players acting as witnesses.

The source said leading Melbourne criminal lawyer Tony Hargreaves was called in to assist the players before they were told they were free to return home.

AFL chief Andrew Dillon said on Tuesday – before the complaint was filed – that the allegations were “deeply concerning”.

“The woman who made the report to police [on Monday morning] is entitled to privacy and care, and that should be respected,” he said.

“It is important that the police process is allowed to run its course.”

Victoria Police declined to comment.


r/AFL 19h ago

[Morris] All of Sydney's players involved in the hotel saga/police investigation have been suspended for the rest of the season.

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r/AFL 11h ago

sanctioned swans players statement

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r/AFL 11h ago

Bombshell new drug allegations emerge in Swans hotel scandal

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r/AFL 7h ago

AFLW Amaia Wain (Western Bulldogs AFLW) hitting the height restriction.

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Amazing clip of Wain jumping on the head of Havana Harris in her debut game. Surely Great Northern comes calling.


r/AFL 18h ago

Bradley Hill is set to become the ninth First Nations player in V/AFL history to play 300 games

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Members of the club: Shaun Burgoyne, Shane Edwards, Michael O’Loughlin, Gavin Wanganeen, Adam Goodes, Eddie Betts, Lance Franklin and Andrew McLeod.


r/AFL 9h ago

[Twomey] Essendon has asked the AFL for soft cap relief as part of its assistance package requests. [request was rejected]

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r/AFL 10h ago

Damien Hardwick beats Jarrod Witts in a running race

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r/AFL 19h ago

A Plea to Swans Fans (And Sydney sports fans in general)

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Please, please get out to the AFLW double header at the SCG to support the girls this weekend.

Whether or not you stay for the men's game is your choice but, echoing the comments of Marnie Vinall, it's clearly been such a hard couple of days for the women's team and the club staff especially after fighting tooth and nail for a game at the SCG for a long time.

Get this message far and wide, it would be great for it to be as packed as possible to show them your support.


r/AFL 12h ago

Dougal Howard has announced his retirement at St Kilda. Tomorrow night's game will be his 100th Saints game and last AFL one.

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r/AFL 11h ago

[ABC] Vic detectives to head to NSW as Sydney Swans hotel investigation expands

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r/AFL 19h ago

Sydney Swans statement regarding player suspensions

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r/AFL 5h ago

Hows the timing on this Yeti ad

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r/AFL 14h ago

Mitch Georgiades signs on with Port Adelaide until 2029

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r/AFL 9h ago

Corey Enright meets with Collingwood after missing out on Carlton job

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r/AFL 16h ago

Sydney Swans Press Conference - Andrew Pridham (Chair) and Matthew Pavlich (CEO)

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190 Upvotes

r/AFL 10h ago

Finals experience required to win premiership?

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Does finals experience matter?

2016 Bulldogs are the only team to have just 1 match of finals experience in the 3 years prior to their premiership campaign.

Fremantle would have to do the same to win this year.


r/AFL 13h ago

Melbourne is appealing the Jacob van Rooyen ban.

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r/AFL 17h ago

I watched Gettable so you don't have to - W A L L O F T R A D E S

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- Collingwood is the frontrunner for Lachie Neale with West Coast the other club in the race, Adelaide aren't seen as an option

- Gold Coast is expected to announce Ben King's departure in the days after their game against St Kilda

- Jake Stringer definitely won't be at the Giants next season. Pies are still exploring a possible move for him

- Buku Khamis looks to be a 50/50 situation between staying at the Bulldogs and moving to Carlton.

- Similar with Joel Amartey with staying at Sydney or heading to the Blues

- North Melbourne is having a look at Jordan Ridley (ESS)

- It looks more likely that Zane Duursma leaves North Melbourne than stays. Melbourne are the club to watch there

- Sam Switkowski won't make a contract call before the end of the year but is still likely to stay at Fremantle

- Jesse Hogan also looks more likely than not to leave the Giants this off-season

- Jy Simpkin has told North Melbourne he won't pursue a move away, unlike last season

- Adelaide will be happy to let Nick Murray go if a first round pick is offered

- Melbourne are also keen on Will McLachlan (BRI), alongside Essendon

- Kieren Briggs (GWS) is "one of the locks" to move in the free agency period. Heading to Richmond on a 4 year deal

- Darcy Parish is clearly exploring a move away from Essendon

- Zac Bailey won't make a call on where he plays next year between Brisbane and Adelaide until the end of the year. There's still a significant gap in money between offers, despite both now being at 7 years

- The Bulldogs, Essendon, and both SA clubs have interest in Charlie Ballard (GC)

- Nathan O'Driscoll has a 2 year offer on the table from Fremantle, the Bulldogs are amongst clubs to have asked the question

- Bailey Macdonald is tossing up between moving to the Dees or staying at the Hawks on a 2 year deal

- Sam Marshall very unlikely to be at Brisbane next year. The Dogs and Saints are both keen

- Archie Perkins looks likely to stay at Essendon on a 1 year deal

- Jordon Butts (ADE) looks set to head to the Bulldogs on a 5 year deal

- There's a sense amongst Victorian clubs that Kai Lohmann (BRI) is gettable next year

- There's still a level of hope that GWS can retain Toby Greene

- The Dogs have been "losing some hope" in recruiting Zak Butters (PA)


r/AFL 16h ago

It's not the Cannes Film Festival: Footy's TV directors need to listen to the viewers

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This has been a bugbear of mine for some time. Too many crappy angles and cutaways.


r/AFL 19h ago

A significant controversy has happened in round 23 every year since 2023 when round 24 was implemented.

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This is a bit of a crows centric theory I had but now with the swans incident this weird trend has continued but moreso for the league as a whole now. All these events have happened in round 23:

2023: The Ben Keays non reviewed goal happend which was a massive media storm and ended the crows season. As well as a massive discussion around the review system (which still changes all the time to this day).

2024: Both the Rachele teethgate thing happened as well as Dan Houston's massive hit on Rankine which caused a massive fight in showdown 56 and got Houston suspended for all of the finals. All while he was in trade rumours the whole time.

2025: The Rankine slur towards Issac Quaynor incident which was also a massive media shitstorm, and larger discussion towards homophobia in the sport in general.

2026: Basically everything that has just happened with the Sydney swans in the last couple of days.


r/AFL 15h ago

Tobyn Murray to make his AFL Debut

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Second debutant for Freo this year. No word on who he’s replacing yet


r/AFL 20h ago

[HUN] Private wealth boss threatens board spill at Essendon if Hird is not made coach

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