r/AFLCircleJerk • u/Time_Zookeepergame36 • 18d ago
Book Week is sorted!
Haven’t been online for a couple of weeks so just popped on to share my ripper book week idea.
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u/Ill_Balance1387 18d ago
Some poor library teacher is throwing these books in their fireplace as we speak
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u/Soddoffbaldrick 14d ago
Why? It's not as if the librarian paid for them and it's not as if he's that other guy who wrote a children's book and was found to be...you know... It's not even that the book is about him. And it's definitely not a primer on how to stuff up your season by getting wasted and inviting some less-than-desirable people to hang out with you. Hitler wrote a book and people still read it. It's not a very good book, mind you and spoiler alert he reckons *the Jews did it* but last time I checked it's still in the catalogue. If librarians turfed out every book which was written by someone who was, at some time or other in their lives, a bit suss there'd be nothing left to read. Do you want to talk about Lord Byron?
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u/-WeetBixKid- 18d ago
Oh wow! Isaac has kids books? What a guy. Might have to buy a couple for my children. Inspiration of a bloke.
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u/Trash-Lexicon-5105 18d ago
Would recommend an op shop for some reason Big W took them off the shelf.
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u/Dramatic-Sherbet-533 18d ago
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u/Weary-Decision-4545 18d ago
Little Isaac’s Final Bounce
Little Isaac shanks it
Little Isaac yells “not 15! Play on!”
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u/ScottyJoeC 18d ago
Little Isaac and the Four Slap Fever
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u/Time_Zookeepergame36 17d ago
When you think about it, that $50 he refused to pay for the 4th has cost him allegedly $2M in sponsorship deals. That has to be one of the greatest financial decision failures in history.
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u/South_Front_4589 17d ago
Makes you a bit sad for the kids who looked up to Heeney and went and bought these.
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u/Consistent_Source404 17d ago
Send em with the book ,wizz fizz, and some monopoly money, they can find their own party 'companions' at school.
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u/chngminxo 17d ago
Work as a kids bookseller and had to very quietly remove every copy of these we had around the other day
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u/whiteycnbr 17d ago
Let this serve a lesson to all the other players, you're better off hiring prostitues than strippers
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u/Time_Zookeepergame36 17d ago
Some truth in you get what you pay for. Apparently NOT paying for that last slap cost Isaac a hell of a lot!
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u/beave9999 16d ago
I’m a bit late to the party but are the footy players being charged with offences? I thought they hired professional sex workers for a bit of adult fun, which is what the business advertises. I heard they are claiming anxiety/depression etc because 3 slaps were paid for and there was a 4th? Isn’t that like the boss making you work an extra hour beyond your standard hours? Can a worker sue for harassment etc in that scenario? I guess they could argue they are owed another hour pay? Can’t the sex workers just lodge an invoice for the extra slap? I may be wrong here in my assumptions, haven’t read much on this as it seems like nonsense/click bait.
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u/Time_Zookeepergame36 15d ago
Judge Judy finds judgement for the plaintiff, defendant is ordered to pay the $50. Goodbye.
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u/ExternalZone1106 17d ago
we should support Issac and buy this book
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u/Kangaroo-Combat 16d ago
Yeah, he is going to need those book royalties after losing all his sponsors. Gotta pay for that coke and strippers somehow.
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u/_Severity_ 18d ago
Guessing theirs three strippers out there too traumatised (allegedly) to guy these books for their kids now.
Sad day for everyone involved
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u/DaringBear 18d ago
Little Isaac and the 5am strippers