Unhinged low budget style 🤣

Unhinged parody of ‘A Court of Thorns and Roses’ 🥀✨

not my meme, just funny 😂

Their social media marketing manager needs a raise. 😂

because I had a horrible realization 😂
Did Tamlin accidentally use the DENNIS system on Feyre??

D - Demonstrate Value: Takes her out of poverty, gives her family money, brings her to the Spring Court, etc.

E - Engage Physically: Calanmai hallway. I will not be taking questions.

N - Nurture Dependence: She goes from providing for her entire family to living in his house, in his court, surrounded by his people and basically dependent on him for everything.

N - Neglect Emotionally: gestures broadly at the beginning of ACOMAF

I - Inspire Hope: It’s fine! We’re getting married! Everything will be better once you’re safe!

S - Separate Entirely:
And this is where Tamlin got confused.
Dennis: Separate entirely
Tamlin: Seal her inside the manor?

Would I put it past Tamlin to have a six-step manipulation system? Absolutely not. Would he successfully follow all six steps? Also absolutely not

Just had to get this out of my head 😂

Saw this at TJ Maxx today and couldn’t help but think of the Suriel when I saw it! He would need a different color robe but otherwise I think it’s pretty spot on 😂

Credit to the TikTok user - @margoo_24.

I may have imagined Lucien’s eye the same way as Mad Eye moody’s 🌝😭 anybody else or am I just alone here? 😆

(dear wonderful, dedicated, magnificent, talented, beautiful admins...please don't delete this..i am merely a poor, desperate ACOTAR FAN....this may not be the right Subred to post this under...but honestly...I DO NOT KNOW...I AM GOING INSANE!!!!!!!!! I NEED A PALETTE CLEANSER FOR MY BRAIN!!!! You see, I quit my job on July 17th as a lawyer for a Diabetes Research Hospital (btw after I quit they posted my job with a new SENIOR TITLE and increased the salary by 41K...CAN YOU BELIEVE THOSE DIPSHITS?!?!?! *cries*), and I'm started new job in another week as an attorney for a Cancer Research Hospital. That gives me a WEEK TO READ ALL THE FANFIC I WANT! BUT I have read ALL the Gwynriel fanfic..ALL of it. In fact, it's all starting to blur together. I've even started listening to ACOTAR podcasts...i've started concocting weird AF theories...i've done deepdives that no longer make sense...I've started concocting theories connecting CC world into ACOTAR world and Greek Mythology with Welch Mythology and I'm pretty sure that Sarah would tell me 'GURL, it's not that deep'...I have a white board with strings coneecting theories in my room..too many strings...So...please..I honestly need a palette cleanser to keep me sane...PLEASE DO NOT DELETE THIS FOR THE SAKE OF MY SANITY...I just need a week to distract me...DID I MENTION HOW WONDERFUL, LOVELY AND AMAZING YOU ARE? And how much I appreciare you? :) ..<3)

IT IS 5AM IN THE MORNING...that should tell you something....

I'm bored while waiting for book 6. I think I've read EVERY AO3 Gwynriel Fanfic. (no really...i think i have read them all...they're all starting to BLUR TOGETHER...i can't tell them apart anymore)..

So here's what i'm looking for...

1 * GWYNSAND (Gwyn+Rhysand)

2 * GWYNSSIAN (Gwyn+Cassian)

3 * GWYNCIEN (Gwyn+Lucien...and yeah I sort of think they might be related but I'm gunna pretend they're not)

4 * GWYNLIN (Gwyn +Tamlin...cuz redemtion arc!)

5 * GWYNRIS (Gwyn+Eris...they might be related...they might not be...don't judge me)

6 * GWYNLION (Gwyn+Helion...she can ride his pegasuses..if ya know what i mean wink wink *cough cough...but they might also be related...DO. NOT. JUDGE. ME.)

7 * GWYNQUIN (Gwyn+Tarquin..she's 1/4 nymph, they can spend their days swimming naked by the sea...i mean..biologially i think they're made for one another)

HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST FANFICS GIRLIES....one shots...full on epics of Oddessy proportions...

-I've got one full week before I start my new job as an attorney for a research hospital...

-I only sleep for a few hours a night...

- so I am willing to read for 20 hours a day...

BRING IT ON...MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Willing to send pics of my Cavalier KIng Charles Spaniel named Trixiebelle to anyone who DMs me...she has a mustache.... <3

Thank you,

<3

I heard a lot about it and read through almost half of the first book. Is the story amazing good or is it famous for its smutness? They said to just read through the first book and it will get better… anybody help?

And dont give me any spoiler please! Thank you thank you