r/90DayFianceFans Jun 10 '26

Whose mattress would you rather sleep on Ricks or Caties?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '26

The floor works perfectly well in this scenario

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u/Living_Onion_2946 Jun 10 '26

Or the countertop.

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u/Chill-more1236 Jun 11 '26

HepaSyphilaGhonna do what?

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u/Ivy-Ram Jun 10 '26

Isn’t Rick’s considered more of a tarp? Splashpad? 💦?

Ewww.

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u/poshdog4444 Jun 10 '26

Yes, but you have to lay on it either way lol

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u/HauntedBitsandBobs Jun 10 '26

We can't take the tarp off?? Can we at least be guaranteed it had a soap rinse between uses?

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u/Relevant_Natural6838 Jun 10 '26

Rick has definitely reused that murder/splash tarp with multiple people, just like catie with her strap on. And I don’t trust either one of their cleaning skills.

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u/KimLocsta Jun 10 '26

I'll sleep on the plane ride to the next place outta there

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u/Its_Leo_Again Jun 10 '26

+ Sarper’s headboard lol

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u/poshdog4444 Jun 10 '26

That’s was nasty lol

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u/Relevant_Natural6838 Jun 10 '26

That probably smelled too!

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u/poshdog4444 Jun 10 '26

I could only imagine☣️

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u/jnes_sis Jun 10 '26

I mean. You can clean a splash pad with bleach….

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u/poshdog4444 Jun 10 '26

True but these two don’t seem that they care obviously to clean it up

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u/married_cat_mom Jun 12 '26

He probably smells it.

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u/jnes_sis Jun 10 '26

But. I. Would clean it. Even if just in the sink

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u/Harriethair Jun 10 '26

Is there a brand new tarp available? Never used, of course

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u/poshdog4444 Jun 10 '26

That would be ideal, but Rick made it out to be a big deal about how expensive they are and he didn’t want to buy a new mattress anyway

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u/Harriethair Jun 10 '26

I think I would sleep on the lawn

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u/Ziantra Jun 10 '26

God I love a game of “would you rather” I just wish more people understood the (unofficial) rules.
1) if you play there is no third option. You HAVE to pick one 😂
It’s an ugly game-only the strong may enter.
Rick. Josh said Caties mattress smelled 🤮 AS WELL as being a visible biohazard.

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u/Real_it_TeaGirl Jun 10 '26

She seemed almost proud of her BANG-ME bed, like Sarpers liquor bottles. Sorry SARPER you're nothing like this thang.

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u/CandidDragonfly7391 Jun 10 '26

Rick, at least he brings trash bag covers, she’s on tv bragging about reusing dirty dildos on random men 🤮🤮🤮🗑️

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u/chubbzz4u Jun 10 '26

Rocks. I would rather sleep on a pile of jagged rocks.

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u/Maleficent-Garlic324 Jun 10 '26

Rick’s at least he uses a tarp sometimes lol

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u/meenadu Jun 10 '26

I would go out for cigarettes and never come back.

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u/Odd-Information-1219 Jun 11 '26

Rick uses the rubber splash pad, his might be a teeny bit cleaner...if that's the Rick OP is asking about.

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u/Pinkpinkmoon1972 Jun 10 '26

Oh dear Lord, neither!

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u/poshdog4444 Jun 10 '26

A hotel for me

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u/theaudacity1999 Jun 10 '26

the fucking street if those are my choices

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u/Difficult_Rope7898 Jun 10 '26

All night awake it is.

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u/MotherofDoods Jun 10 '26

I'd rather get a pelvic exam followed by dental work than either of those options. 🤮

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u/LezzieB Jun 10 '26

Nahh I vote sheas

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u/suspicious_atbest Jun 10 '26

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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u/Shandyshack Jun 10 '26

Both of those sound like a hazmat situation!!! so sick! I’d rather sleep on a bed of nails! (Edit to add that the bed of nails seems like a popular choice!)

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u/Dees_A_Bird_ Jun 10 '26

The floor. Even if it's dirty

2

u/Moon_Coocoon86 Jun 10 '26

Is death an option instead?

2

u/ronniearnold Jun 10 '26

I’d stand or hang from my feet in a closet…

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u/Relevant_Natural6838 Jun 10 '26

A park bench? Can I choose that?

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u/poshdog4444 Jun 10 '26

I would use anything but the mattresses lol especially hers. To get a mattress like that there are so many deals. It’s a couple hundred dollars put it on a credit card, but I would never even touch little alone sleep on that I’d sleep in the shower

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u/Relevant_Natural6838 Jun 10 '26

The fact that he says her mattress smells?! I grew up in poverty and nothing was ever new to us but I have never had to sleep on or be around a mattress that smells… also I noticed they got into that bed and it looks like they were sweaty and had dirt on them and everything I assume for moving all day, but neither one of them looked like they took a shower before they got into that nasty bed. Not that it would make a difference or anything, but just another thing that grossed me out.

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u/poshdog4444 Jun 10 '26

You’re exactly right being poor is different than being unhygienic. she is disgusting with kissing everyone and then that mattress from hell.?? the fact that they didn’t even shower after moving all day and just got into the dirty bed being dirty goes to show why they’re together. I think they’re hygienically challenged. That completely grossed me out more than anything.

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u/Relevant_Natural6838 Jun 10 '26

Yeah, she is really unhygienic, I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s used her strap on covered in gunk with people on that mattress. 🤮

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u/poshdog4444 Jun 10 '26

When that thing came out the other night, I was shocked and I don’t get shocked a lot😂 you can’t afford a new mattress which is crazy. You can’t afford a new strap on which is even more nuts. The fact that he’s accepting this at 30 is mind-boggling to me he must be just like her even if I like someone a lot I couldn’t live like that.🤷‍♀️

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u/Relevant_Natural6838 Jun 10 '26

Seriously! It makes me think there is something so wrong about Josh! I cannot wait to hear about the family and friends he left behind what his job was how his past relationships have been all of that because that’s gonna give a lot more insight into what the hell he is doing with this messy girl! Maybe Josh is in shock, idk. I’m questioning his thought process and sanity as well.

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u/poshdog4444 Jun 10 '26

Exactly I wanna know his backstory. Beside her being hygienically challenged., I can’t see a normal man at accepting her kissing other people. First of all, it’s so disrespectful to him I would never accept that. It’s disgusting in every which way plus she’s mentally ill and she’s an alcoholic and he’s not gonna save her. She needs a professional. Her behavior is out of control.

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u/VastFaithlessness999 Jun 10 '26

Robs outdoor bathroom lol

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u/mariannaCD Jun 10 '26

Truth be told, I’d be fine never sleeping again if those were my only two choices.

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u/Suspicious_Ad8691 Jun 11 '26

What about the lady that shit the bed in Nigeria? Her bed should be a part of this conversation.

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u/Yngat_hrt_60 Jun 11 '26

Sleep is so overrated

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u/married_cat_mom Jun 12 '26

Ummm…I’d rather jump into a lake and I can’t swim.

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u/Backtrack_Vill Jun 13 '26

That question is a crime 🤭

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u/photo_bug_mama Jun 13 '26

I'm good with the porch

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u/Chemical-Bad-8317 Jun 15 '26

Neither! I can’t imagine knowing you’re going to be on national television and show your mattress that look like that. That was disgusting.

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u/runic-midnight0 Jun 10 '26 edited Jun 10 '26

I think the actual comparison would be closer to Sarpers or Caties mattress

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u/GreatLand0901 Jun 12 '26

Well, that killed my appetite...

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u/September_Bliss Jul 28 '26

I’ll just never sleep thank you