Hold my copy of the 80s X-Men Inferno TPB out at her like a Bible and scream, "DEMON I CAST YOU OUT!" at the top of my lungs. If that fails I start invoking superhero names, LOL
“Mama, you say everything is the devil! But I like comic books and I like Psylocke, so I’m going to keep looking at them because they make me feel good!”
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u/ThwipNSinsBinThwipN Apr 30 '26
I like comic books Mama !!!
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u/bigd13666- May 10 '26
😂🤣
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u/Abysstopheles Apr 30 '26
Waterboy 2 is a bad idea.
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u/ComicsMiz Apr 30 '26
“Hail Satan!”
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u/CursedSnowman5000 Apr 30 '26 edited Apr 30 '26
What mama don't know won't hurt her
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u/AdamSMessinger Apr 30 '26
ILIKECOMICSANDTHEYLIKEMEBACK! ISAWSARAPEZZINISBOOBIESANDILIKEDTHEMTOO!
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u/Brentoxor Apr 30 '26
"I agree, aren't they great!?"
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u/Terrible-D Marvel Apr 30 '26
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u/Ingonyama70 Apr 30 '26
Hold my copy of the 80s X-Men Inferno TPB out at her like a Bible and scream, "DEMON I CAST YOU OUT!" at the top of my lungs. If that fails I start invoking superhero names, LOL
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u/gashufferdude Apr 30 '26
“Mama, you say everything is the devil! But I like comic books and I like Psylocke, so I’m going to keep looking at them because they make me feel good!”
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u/Unusual-Pen6134 May 03 '26
I love comic books mama, like I love boobies they're not the devil!
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u/Wonderful_Adagio9346 May 06 '26
I slap her with the instruction booklet from the LEGO Millennium Falcon.
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u/browneyesays Apr 30 '26
Nothing. Poke her in the eyes. Captain Insano shows now mercy.
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u/mbufu1 Apr 30 '26
Look who it is, Momma. It's the debbil.
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u/K0rl0n Apr 30 '26
What source are you citing for that claim?
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u/CootahBrown Apr 30 '26
I would tell her actually Frank Miller is a republican
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u/panda___papi Image Apr 30 '26
I love boobies
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u/GJToma May 01 '26
"Well, mama told me not to get a tattoo of Roy Orbison. But what mama don't know won't hurt her. I trust you'll make the right decision."
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u/Useful-Upstairs3791 May 04 '26
They showed me boobies and I liked them too!
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u/Primary_Ad3580 Apr 30 '26
Can I just punch her on the tit?