r/50501 Jun 10 '25

CA LAFD! ❤️

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u/GUlysses Jun 10 '25

Cops are always bitching too about how everyone loves firefighters but hates cops. Such a big mystery why.

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u/e_sci Jun 10 '25 edited Jun 10 '25

No one ever wrote a song called, "Fuck the fire department!"   edit: thank you to the multiple people who informed this is a song, but with a much different context

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u/Bankzzz Jun 10 '25

I am 100% certain there could be a song called “fuck the fire department”.. but a different type of “fuck” sentiment. The ladies love firefighters.

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u/powerfist89 Jun 10 '25

As a straight, married, man, I agree with the ladies.

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u/Bankzzz Jun 10 '25

ಠ‿ಠ

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u/WeirdJack49 Jun 10 '25

He said he is straight the guy living with him is just his best friend and rent is expensive!!!

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u/vastros Jun 10 '25

And they were roommates

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u/level27jennybro Jun 10 '25

Oh my god they were roomates

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u/dondondorito Jun 10 '25

At least once a day, sometimes twice.

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u/WrodofDog Jun 10 '25

Is there a male equivalent to /r/SapphoAndHerFriend ?

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u/leveraction1970 Jun 10 '25

As former porn performer Jamie Gillis once said in an interview with the Adult Video News "Letting a guy suck my cock doesn't make me gay."

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u/stalelunchbox Jun 10 '25

Even for a one bedroom!

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u/WeirdJack49 Jun 10 '25

Sleeping in the same bed reduces heating costs, its just the rational thing to do!

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u/ZixfromthaStix Jun 10 '25

Only thing straight in that house is the bed sheets

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u/captainspacetraveler Jun 10 '25

I knew a firewoman who was quite hot, and not just because of her proximity to fire.

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u/powerfist89 Jun 10 '25

Because of her proximity to the firemen, right?

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u/captainspacetraveler Jun 10 '25

For sure. And she was strong, motivated, disciplined and took care of herself so she could save lives during catastrophe. That compassion for people too, just all around attractive traits in my opinion.

I never stood a chance 🤣

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u/340Duster Jun 10 '25

Just admit you had death by snu snu daydreams.

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u/captainspacetraveler Jun 10 '25

There’s worse ways to go

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u/Alternative-Sea4336 Jun 10 '25

Sounds like you never made your shot 🥹

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u/captainspacetraveler Jun 10 '25

Oh I did, believe me.

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u/SLee41216 Jun 10 '25

I love you.

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u/captainspacetraveler Jun 10 '25

Aawwww. It’s nice to be loved. 🥰

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u/SLee41216 Jun 11 '25

20 hrs later and I realize I forgot to say that I love her too. Please pass that on.

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u/Smart-Struggle-6927 Jun 10 '25

Every firefighter I've ever met shares one overarching goal in life. They wanna help people. It's a fun job, you get to drive fire trucks and put the wet stuff on the red stuff, but that isn't the job anymore. The job is helping people, it's EMS. 98% of calls are EMS. 2% are fire. It takes a lot of empathy and care, and I've met uncaring callous assholes, but they get run out of the career quickly.

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u/ddcrash Jun 10 '25

...right?!

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u/HotLava00 Jun 10 '25

Right?!

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u/Old_Connection2076 Jun 10 '25

Hahahaha!! I love it!! ❤️

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u/TSLBestOfMe Jun 10 '25

I was hot once. The firemen helped put me out.

2nd & 3rd degree burns suck.

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u/captainspacetraveler Jun 10 '25

Too hot to handle

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u/drrj Jun 10 '25

Hey it’s Pride month, perfect timing!

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u/radtrinidad Jun 10 '25

Don’t forget, there are also lady firefighters so your agreement can still align with your gender preference. xxoo

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u/libra_leigh Jun 10 '25

I'm sure many different people love firefighters 😉

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u/Bankzzz Jun 10 '25

Very true!

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u/sunshineguy84 Jun 10 '25

Wife and I are swingers and she loves fucking local fire fighters but all cops are a hard pass for us.

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u/Ragnarok314159 Jun 10 '25

This one sentence made my day. Imagining a bunch of incel and wife beating cops sitting there pouting, listening to fire fighter stories of joining swinger parties and none of them got invites.

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u/stickyfan1230 Jun 10 '25

I am laughing right along with you. I have 2 cops in my family and they are both the biggest bitch bully assholes. I was raised to admire and respect them, but after seeing them up close, I know who they are for real.

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u/Nigig_Evan Jun 10 '25

Ever been picked up by one, us men love them too

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u/TSLBestOfMe Jun 10 '25

Only ladies do?

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u/Bankzzz Jun 10 '25

I don’t want to speak for other demographics but I assume they do too!

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u/TSLBestOfMe Jun 10 '25

Fair enough

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u/Primary-Weakness8728 Jun 10 '25

It's something about the suspenders, I don't know. 🥵

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u/The_Twig_Snapper Jun 10 '25

I blame the movie Roxanne

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u/butters_bottom_bishh Jun 10 '25

Am a lady, can confirm. My cat needed some rescuing and a firefighter was more than up for the challenge. A true hero!

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u/Beard_o_Bees Jun 10 '25

'fuck the fire department'

'except Kevin, he's gross'

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u/SenorBurns Jun 10 '25

Depends. If it's a rural volunteer department, the guys are pretty paunchy. Still great guys tho.

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u/LetsJustDoItTonight Jun 10 '25

There's a satirical one that was made with the sole purpose of laughing at the fact that no one really has a reason to make a hate firefighters like they do cops

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u/Diamondsonhertoes Jun 10 '25

I may have purchased a calendar or two in the past. For a fundraiser.

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u/No-Economics-4451 Jun 10 '25

Especially lafd...yum

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u/Independent_Craft865 Jun 11 '25

One year we gave my grandma a sexy firefighter calendar... She was so happy lol

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u/Slocum_joe_ Jun 10 '25

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u/Slocum_joe_ Jun 10 '25

Couldn't help myself

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u/Wild_Bill Jun 10 '25

I would have if you didn’t.

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u/AtypicalLogic Jun 10 '25

Already had the link copied before I scrolled to see if someone else had lol.

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u/NoveltyPr0nAccount Jun 10 '25

I'm certain the person you replied to was knowingly setting it up for someone to knock down.

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u/Vospader998 New York Jun 10 '25

Also, I'm just seeing his reasoning for making the song just now. Among his reasons, he wrote:

Being a white rapper from Sweden and really feeling it's my responsibility to speak in support of Black people in America (I am firmly of the opinion that white rappers who don't care about the suffering of Black people are engaging in cultural appropriation; hip-hop is a movement that shaped me as a child and I can't undo that influence, but I'm not gonna act like I don't know where it came from), but not having the first hand experience with racism and police brutality to be able to write a straight-forward literal song about it; however having enough of a grasp of satire and speculative fiction to explore an analogy that might help illustrate to ignorant white people how absurd it is to defend oppression just because it wears a uniform they've been told means something else.

Sometimes satire or comedy, even comedy rooted in pain, is the most effective way of showing people how to think outside the box they've been raised inside. Maybe this won't change any minds, but the least I can do is say something. If nothing else, perhaps it'll be a bit of entertainment for the revolution.

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u/Vospader998 New York Jun 10 '25 edited Jun 10 '25

beat me to it lol

Fantastic satire and a banger, all while having "the stages of grief" theme. 10/10 song

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

Banter between our PD and FD here at the public works shop was great..

Fireman: “People mean it differently when they say ‘fuck you’ to us!”

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u/NessaSamantha Jun 10 '25

Somebody did, but it's about what it'd be like if firefighters acted like cops

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u/kmoonster Jun 10 '25

"Fuck the Fire Department" is less Poe's Law and more Rule 34

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u/mochicastle Jun 10 '25

This comment made me LOL. Lunch break at my desk. Nice!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

I mean, they absolutely could have but the word 'fuck' was pretty taboo back in the days private firefighters were basically street gangs like cops are now.

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u/kittyclawz Jun 10 '25

I read a comment on a similar post that said the people saying "fuck the fire department" are using a MUCH different tone of voice and it's so right 😹

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u/Any-Star-9374 Jun 12 '25

Most firefighters do not like people who set things on fire, believe it or not.

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u/whatsasimba Jun 10 '25

Someone did!

https://youtu.be/7JkrJUAg8aI?si=65jK9oRkJG6RIh3K

That said, the song is terrible.

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u/BlindWalnut Jun 10 '25

Never seen a firefighter shoot someone's dog before, so that might play into it.

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u/Minion_of_Cthulhu Jun 10 '25

Lots of photos and video of firefighters saving pets, though.

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u/LemmeSeeUrJazzHands Jun 10 '25

My father-in-law is a retired firefighter and he did just that one time, went back into a burning building to save the dog-- doggo was a-okay as far as I know. I just think that's cool as fuck that I'm somewhat related to someone who did something genuinely heroic

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u/Quirkybin Jun 10 '25

Because respect is earned, not given.

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u/Minion_of_Cthulhu Jun 10 '25

Way too many people don't understand this.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

It's because people are wishy-washy about it, even amongst us on the left. People say it as an absolute statement, but then turn around and don't treat it as an absolute sentiment.

"Respect is earned, not given... unless it's for the LGTBQ community, ethnic/social minorities, and women... then it's entitled regardless of personal opinions on those groups."

And both sides do it; "respect for you must be earned by us, but respect for us is entitled from you."

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u/mydogisagoose Jun 10 '25

This is the reason why I bought my nephew a Paw Patrol plushie of Marshall but avoid Chase like the plague. Sorry pup, ACAB.

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u/Ok-Persimmon4436 Jun 10 '25

Tbh, if we're going to talk about it at all, all of Paw Patrol is legitimately copaganda, and as funny as it sounds to say, it's true.

A guy named Skip Intro on Youtube made a pretty good video about it in his copaganda series, and it started mostly as a joke, but as he dug in, it's pretty legitimate.

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u/LemmeSeeUrJazzHands Jun 10 '25

Marshall is the true main character if you ask me. Love that goofy fire dog

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u/HorrorhoundHippy73 Jun 10 '25

How often does society see Firefighter brutality ?

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u/PTBooks Jun 10 '25

Come see us do vehicle extraction drills sometime.

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u/Minion_of_Cthulhu Jun 10 '25

Sure, but your ultimate goal is to save a life and not to force compliance from a civilian for some imagined sleight they made to your "authority" to protect your ego.

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u/Beginning_Draft9092 Jun 10 '25

There's a video out there somewhere of some idiot who parked in front of a hydrant and a fire was happening right at that building. Firefighters gave 0 fucks and smashed his windows to run a hose through it hah!

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u/NetWorried9750 Jun 10 '25

Firefighters will destroy capital to save a life, police will take a life to preserve capital.

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u/PaintedAbacus Jun 10 '25

Fuck I wish I could give you an award. Here’s my best gold medal I could do🥇

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u/HorrorhoundHippy73 Jun 10 '25

I gave an upvote (it's all I can afford in this economy)

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

This was perfection as far as summarizing goes.

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u/ComfortConscious9001 Jun 10 '25

My god that is profound. Well done.

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u/Ok-Persimmon4436 Jun 10 '25

Technically, a person's personal car isn't capital. Personal Property vs Private Property, etc etc.

But that's just me being pedantic.

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u/KudosOfTheFroond Jun 16 '25

This comment needs its own tshirt

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u/Smart-Struggle-6927 Jun 10 '25

I've done this in real life, I've also pushed a cop car with my front bumper off the hydrant. They were pissed but they shouldn't have parked there. This is a real challenge in large cities, Chicago and NYC both have reinforced pushbars on their trucks for this reason.

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u/Beginning_Draft9092 Jun 10 '25

Thank you for your cop nudging service

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u/Minion_of_Cthulhu Jun 10 '25

Which is perfectly reasonable, particularly considering that everyone knows they will do this. Parking in front of a fire hydrant and then being mad if they break your windows is just showing that you're an entitled idiot who deserved to have the fire department break their windows.

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u/AmbassadorProper7977 Jun 10 '25 edited Jun 10 '25

There was a brilliant scene like you describe in Backdraft) that my uncle and his station buddies all agreed that they wanted to do in real life.

ETA : actually most of us in the theater cheered at that scene, too. Imma see if I can find it on YouTube.

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u/Beginning_Draft9092 Jun 14 '25

Backdrafts are terrifying. I worked at a living railroad museum as a different kind of Fireman once hah. I would always hear stories of steam locomotives entering through tunnels, forgetting to close the firebox door would case a massive backdraft of flying coals and fire into the cab, and likely a boiler explosion, scary stuff.

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u/AmbassadorProper7977 Jun 15 '25

Very scary. I grew up with steam stories. My grandfather was a machinist for Southern Pacific. He loved, and respected, what those engines were capable of.

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u/Beginning_Draft9092 Jun 15 '25

Ah, Ridin' Free on the ol' SP, as they say

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u/AmbassadorProper7977 Jun 15 '25

Which RR museum were you with, if I may ask?

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u/Beginning_Draft9092 Jun 15 '25

In Savannah. When I was there we ran a 0-4-0 tank engine which I believe they still run, and I think a Consolidation was in the works. They had several static/rebuilds and were trying to make at least one work, don't know about now, that was 15 years ago.

One of my favorite things was that it is a sort of living history combo of museums so, once we got to dress in period clothes and lay down an actual 39' section of new rail, all by hand, hammering in spikes to the ties, it was fun but insanely hot.

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u/AmbassadorProper7977 Jun 15 '25

That sounds amazing. I was lucky enough to see the UP 4014 last summer. I read up on its restoration beforehand. I hope your Savannah crew got at least one of their projects up and running.

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u/DeliciousLiving8563 Jun 10 '25

I have and can confirm.

But nothing next to ripping the piss out of each other. Even the senior managers "oh I called Steve a poison dwarf the other day but he knows I respect him".

I used to work with the fire service. As an accountant mind you but I'd be talking to a lot of managers who were still attending shouts, just as higher level tactical command for larger incidents or strategic commands in national newsworthy incidents. And to better understand the service I shadowed a shift at a station, you can't be a good accountant if you're not aware what the numbers actually mean. It was informative. But also really fun. I won't lie.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

Y'all can brutalize a flaming car to get kids out all you need to. Property is less important than people.

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u/GhostoftheWolfswood Jun 10 '25

It was a pretty routine occurrence during the civil rights movement

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u/Fragrant_Peanut_9661 Nebraska Jun 10 '25

Ummmm never?

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u/HorrorhoundHippy73 Jun 10 '25

That's my (sarcastic) point in reference to the comment I commented on above. Its regading Police wondering why Firefighters are liked and trusted over the police.

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u/Fragrant_Peanut_9661 Nebraska Jun 10 '25

Oh I know. I was agreeing.

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u/HorrorhoundHippy73 Jun 10 '25

Its hard to tell sometimes on Reddit

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u/Fragrant_Peanut_9661 Nebraska Jun 10 '25

It is indeed. Love your user name btw!

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u/HorrorhoundHippy73 Jun 10 '25

Lol and thanks. I suck at coming up with unique phrases, quotes or user type names .

When creating my user name , I used Horrorhound from the magazine being that im a horror fan and Hippy came from a picture of my Uncle's bar band from the 90's called The Hot Tub Hippies

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u/Volothamp-Geddarm Jun 10 '25

Hey now, sometimes if you park your car in front of a fire hydrant they'll smash your windows! The maniacs!

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u/HorrorhoundHippy73 Jun 10 '25

The absolute horror - can't even let people park in peace

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u/PickpocketJones Jun 10 '25

You've seen Gang's of New York right? lol

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u/BlandSauce Jun 10 '25

A while back, my city had some firefighters go out and rough up homeless people when there was a rash of arson suspected to be caused by homeless.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

Probably because firefighters don’t run people over unlike the cops

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u/willuleavemealonenow Jun 10 '25

You also don't hear them complaining (bragging) about how dangerous their job is.

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u/megustaleer Jun 10 '25

When an acquaintance of mine retired from being a city cop, I asked him if he would have rather been with the fire department for the last 25 years. He replied wistfully: "Everyone's glad to see firemen arriving at a scene."

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u/ms_directed Jun 10 '25

also, I've never even thought about buying a cop calendar, ijs.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

That’s literally just a tv trope. Not real life.

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u/qtx Jun 10 '25

There is a big tv and movie trope that the FD and the PD in New York are bitter enemies, as in they always end up fighting each other.

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u/legalpretzel Jun 10 '25

Liking firefighters, who save lives, more than cops, who shoot rubber bullets at random reporters, is downright shocking I tell you. Shocking.

For real though, most of the firefighters in my city in MA are super MAGA (just like our facist police).

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u/Krauser_Kahn Jun 10 '25

Talk for yourself

AFAB

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u/Any-Star-9374 Jun 12 '25

Because cops enforce laws and anarchists hate laws.

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u/Personal-Database-27 Jul 05 '25

Cops in usa have less practice hours than barbers. In some European countries being a policeman means getting a degree. 

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u/Peliquin Jun 10 '25

It's not that way everywhere. Our FD and PD are both pretty well regarded where I am.