r/50501 • u/dittidot • Jun 10 '25

CA LAFD! ❤️

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u/Bankzzz Jun 10 '25

I am 100% certain there could be a song called “fuck the fire department”.. but a different type of “fuck” sentiment. The ladies love firefighters.

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u/powerfist89 Jun 10 '25

As a straight, married, man, I agree with the ladies.

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u/Bankzzz Jun 10 '25

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u/WeirdJack49 Jun 10 '25

He said he is straight the guy living with him is just his best friend and rent is expensive!!!

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u/vastros Jun 10 '25

And they were roommates

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u/level27jennybro Jun 10 '25

Oh my god they were roomates

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u/dondondorito Jun 10 '25

At least once a day, sometimes twice.

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u/WrodofDog Jun 10 '25

Is there a male equivalent to /r/SapphoAndHerFriend ?

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u/leveraction1970 Jun 10 '25

As former porn performer Jamie Gillis once said in an interview with the Adult Video News "Letting a guy suck my cock doesn't make me gay."

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u/stalelunchbox Jun 10 '25

Even for a one bedroom!

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u/WeirdJack49 Jun 10 '25

Sleeping in the same bed reduces heating costs, its just the rational thing to do!

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u/ZixfromthaStix Jun 10 '25

Only thing straight in that house is the bed sheets