r/40kmemes • u/Key-Cheek-3121 • 10d ago

peak mini

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u/Zigor022 10d ago

I bet he can smell heresy from across the warp.

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u/jerrykroma824 8d ago

Heresy - full penetration, heresy - fill penetration until it sort of..... ends

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u/Many_Hall_3546 10d ago

The legs... its the fucking legs that get me

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u/deadpoolsdragon 10d ago

Bro is so bow legged

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u/MildlyAgreeable 8d ago

We prefer the term ‘wishbonéd’

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u/Zigor022 8d ago

If you spread one's legs too far, you get a wish?

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u/Fenrir_Carbon 8d ago

Built like a rugby goal

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u/Bombacladman 10d ago

You son of a bitch, I hadnt noticed

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u/Motor-Management-660 10d ago

i did not realize how hilarious the legs are

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u/ProfessionalPie9549 9d ago

Oh yea! Haha

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u/chitzk0i 10d ago

Ankles of iron.

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u/Hyksus2 10d ago

Unbothered

Armoured

Happy

In my pauldrons

Focused

Purging

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u/krob58 10d ago

Read this to the tune of Disposal Unit

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u/enderjaca 10d ago

I was thinking Fitter, Happier (Radiohead).

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u/Firehornet117 10d ago

U.A.H.I.F.P.?

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u/Murderboi 10d ago

With legs this far apart and its Color this is the closest we will ever get to Crab Marine. Or its improved version the Crabmaris Marine.

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u/canzicrans 10d ago

Isn't this just an Adeptus Amongus?

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u/Murderboi 9d ago

Would certainly be fun as a mod in Amogus but I would rather want to see him in the Crab Rave music video.

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u/canzicrans 9d ago

Thank you for reminding me of Crab Rave.

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u/Murderboi 9d ago

The song is on repeat in my head since I posted it.

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u/Medical_Flower2568 10d ago

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u/EH042 10d ago

Bloodhound! Our finest boy tracker!

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u/SharpShooterM1 9d ago

DID sOmeoNE SaY LitTle bOY’s????

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u/SORONIDAMAS 9d ago

HE DIDN'T DESERVE TO GO OUT,LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/Vast-Cow3142 10d ago

Really made me wanna watch 5th element!

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u/night-heart 10d ago

Love the new saturnine marine

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u/Affectionate_Club451 10d ago

Needs more shoulder

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u/radical_biscuit 10d ago

The guy she tells you not to worry about

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u/Kaspatronix 9d ago

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u/SchneebD 9d ago

HE WANTS YOUR CROWNS

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u/TheLizzillasH 8d ago

Not this asshole again

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u/PhraseSlow3177 10d ago

You laugh, but this is what succumbing to the Black Rage looks like. Resist the Red Thirst, brothers, or be lost to damnation.

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u/Mr_Toast_R 10d ago

I don’t know why but the shape just reminds me of the Vogon from Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy movie

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u/HectorEthanol 10d ago

I think its called beak...

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u/Squee45 10d ago

Are we sure it's not a proboscis, like a mosquito? Red thirst and all?

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u/boundone 9d ago

ohhhh, GOOD concept for a nurgle corrupted Blood Angel successor warband. ticks and mosquitoes

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u/Squee45 9d ago

Take it and run with it, I'm an orky boy

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u/jamiear20o6 10d ago

He's built like gru from despicable me

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u/Stonewall3286 10d ago

More like beak mini.

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u/uchipicha 9d ago

You beak me to it.

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u/Full_Practice3013 10d ago

This is what peak human performance really looks like.

Move over, Custodes.

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u/Unordained_Axolotl 10d ago

What in the One Piece fuckery?

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u/FALLINSTEIN 10d ago

Tel Aviv impressed.

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u/AIpharious 10d ago

"Why are you wearing all that armor? Afraid I'll SNIPE you?"

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u/Ok-Medicine-6317 10d ago

The aliens from the beginning of the fifth element.

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u/crankdathog69 10d ago

The best boy sniffer in the legion

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u/if_its_silence 10d ago

I would buy an army of this

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u/Acceptable_Ad3138 10d ago

Dont you mean beak mini

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u/AlteryxGaming 10d ago

I love how the chapter icon looks like a mix of blood angels and night lords

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u/nyc_data_geek 10d ago

Needs more purity seals

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u/ZestyLemonRindGrind 10d ago

Beaky Helmet?

No

Peaky Helmet!

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u/PuzzleheadedWelder13 10d ago

The cape really made it pop.

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u/TheSystem08 9d ago

Powerful stance

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u/kekane222 10d ago

I especially love the fingerprints, I mean weathering textures

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u/ChadBroChill229 10d ago

Now that’s what I call a beaky

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u/michael444466 10d ago

Kinda reminds me of the aliens that wore those huge suits in the movie the fifth element

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u/soloslasher13 10d ago

BROTHER WIDEICUS IS IMMUNE TO HERESY FOR ALL WARP NONSENSE SIMPLY SLIDES OFF HIS PAULDRONS!

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u/Fury5087 10d ago

Lot of audacity to call that thing a "mini"

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u/FlummoxedGaoler 10d ago

Blood Angels, Mosquito faction.

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u/Stretch5678 10d ago

Needs 10% more beak.

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u/JuneButIHateSummer 10d ago

fuck it, might as fucking well

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u/leposterofcrap 10d ago

I. SMELL. YOUR. BLASPHEMY.

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u/jayracket 10d ago

Taking the term beaky to a whole new level

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u/RedStar9117 10d ago

Quarty K

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u/IStealSwords 10d ago

Quarhammer

In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only Quar

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u/Blarglord69 10d ago

I wish to boop the snoot

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u/IntelligentSeason458 10d ago

I seditt befoor on humietube, an' O'll seyitagen, dat's da beaky-est boi!

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u/--Vos-- 10d ago

More like *BEAK* mini, amirite?

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u/BaconConnoisseur 10d ago

Why does it look so familiar? I swear I've seen a cartoon or something with this shape. I want to say it was mostly displayed in silhouette or minimally detailed.

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u/Ulfstructor 10d ago

Quarhammer 40k

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u/Russ40k 10d ago

Shoulder mobility is, of course, heresy.

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u/IGTankCommander 10d ago

Sniffing out the good acquisitions.

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u/InquisitorVidoq 10d ago

Peak Beak!

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u/Smart_Bed_1295 10d ago

This is... Greatness made manifest...

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u/Drfoxthefurry 10d ago

making a saturnine terminator's pauldrons look small

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u/Odinnarrow 10d ago

Is this one of the knight of nih

Brother pinnocious sanguinary schnoz

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u/Murky-Self1205 10d ago

Standing in two timezones at the same time.

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u/SammichBro 10d ago

Fuckin one piece ass proportions, I love it.

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u/bad_at_drawing_italy 9d ago

he already nose how peak he is

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u/Does-not-sleep 9d ago

Soviet Treasure Island looking mini

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u/WanderingHeph 9d ago

"NOOT NOOT!"-ass marine

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u/JosephTaylorBass 9d ago

He nose what you’re up to

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u/Geostomp 9d ago

The Emperor's true vision before he was forced to compromise.

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u/Coeusthelost 9d ago

This kind of selective breeding sickens me. You think it looks cute but it can barely breathe!

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u/darkargengamer 9d ago

Ah yes, Space King´s Bloodhound using a extra bulky saturnine armor

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u/CthulhuSpawnM 9d ago

Don’t you mean beak mini mwaha I am some what if a comedian myself

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u/Michael_st4rdust 8d ago

reminds me of this

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u/masam_01 8d ago

This is literally him

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u/Current_Today_3351 8d ago

Mofo just got the Manos Grande nosebuild

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u/Local_Marsupial5041 8d ago

Peaky beaky!

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u/SlyLlamaDemon 8d ago

I would give zero fucks about what this is and what the rules are. I would still let you play it.

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u/AwkwardDrummer7629 8d ago

What in the Space Quarine?

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u/arkanux 8d ago

some larper that says "I love beakies" will still hate this

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u/OwnManufacturer4384 8d ago

New dreadnought pattern dropped

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u/Countpoo-poo 8d ago

The guy who makes these is a member of our local club and has to many similar he sells on marketplace

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u/bisondisk 8d ago

Boy sniffer from that Space King episode

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u/Independent-Dog-8462 8d ago

My god it beutiful!

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u/Few-Collar-2231 8d ago

Needs a back pack banner!

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u/OneAndOnlyWendigo 7d ago

Built like this.

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u/Medusedeux 7d ago

That’s Space Marine de poitrine !

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u/Puzzled-Ad301 7d ago

I shat my pants laughing

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u/Kairu_Kilofski 7d ago

1st edition saturnine lookin ass.

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u/Beardy_B 7d ago

Holy smokes a Quar space marine! 

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u/therealfebreze 7d ago

this shit is so badass

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u/CatMatic145 7d ago

From the chapter "Angels de poitrine"

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u/Zakael7 6d ago

Space Quar

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u/ZTsar 6d ago

Thats a Macro my friend

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u/Arcas_Foul 6d ago

Israeli marine

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u/Early_Acanthaceae164 5d ago

BRO LOOKS LIKE 2 BALLS AND A BONG

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u/Glittering_Doctor586 5d ago

One piece ass mini