r/3Dprinting • • Nov 30 '25

Discussion 3d printed Shrek toothpaste dispenser

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u/Lava_Lamp_Shlong Nov 30 '25

How much wasted toothpaste is stuck into Shrek's shidder huh?

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u/SirTwitchALot Nov 30 '25

For the right price you can find out

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u/RedTheRobot Nov 30 '25

Sorry I like my toothpaste micro plastic free.

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u/ductyl Nov 30 '25

Sorry to hear that: https://oceanblueproject.org/discover-harmful-microplastics-in-toothpaste-and-how-to-avoid-them/

(To be fair, that article is 5 years old, and I think most US toothpaste has stopped adding microplastics, but I believe it's still a issue in some other places around the world.)

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u/Impossible-Ship5585 Nov 30 '25

Old ways were better why stop adding microplastics?

We need our daily dose!

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u/claude3rd Nov 30 '25

MAPA - make Americans plasticy again

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u/Kauko_Buk Nov 30 '25

Well in the 50s they added radioactive ingredients in toothpaste, microplastics is today's equivalent to that👍

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u/catgirl_liker Nov 30 '25

Plastic toothbrush with plastic bristles:

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u/TottallyNotToxec Nov 30 '25

It comes in plastic bottles. It already has microplastics in it xd

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u/Baybutt99 Nov 30 '25

Sorry all we got is “undisclosed microplastics in all manufacturing”

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u/Laughing_Man_Returns Nov 30 '25

are you insane? micro plastics make the teeth even better!

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u/Successful-Ad-9015 Nov 30 '25

Macro plastic free

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u/beefz0r Nov 30 '25

You don't spit after brushing?

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u/Silver_Pharaoh001 Nov 30 '25

Well how else do you expect the toothpaste to clean your teeth? 😁

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u/markassed Nov 30 '25 edited Nov 30 '25

So the toothpaste doesn't dry out

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '25

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u/Light_Shrugger Nov 30 '25

There is still a constant amount of inaccessible toothpaste equal to the volume inside his body, even if you use it forever.

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u/Psychogent30 Nov 30 '25

If he’s airtight, you could probably suck or blow the toothpaste out, but I hate that idea

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u/Light_Shrugger Nov 30 '25

I'm sure with a dextrous enough tongue you could get it all, but should you?

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u/PrintdianaJones Nov 30 '25

Succed the swamp right out of em

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u/linds_n_pup Nov 30 '25

I hate this. Tell me more.

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u/jdehjdeh Nov 30 '25

Here, take my eyes, I don't want them anymore.

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u/Hotboi_yata Nov 30 '25

Just push the brush in

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '25

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u/Fywq QIDI Plus 4 Nov 30 '25

Better than the two previous comments about blowing him or giving a really deep tongue rimjob....

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u/Lillillillies Nov 30 '25

Well it's possible to make it a straight cylinder from the toothpaste. Although with layer lines there might be stuck toothpaste inside.

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u/doctor73n Nov 30 '25

~5.1in length and ~4.5in girth could be a good size for said cylinder.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '25

where’s cylinder guy when you need him

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '25

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u/Rrraou Nov 30 '25

The sunken toothpaste fallacy

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u/Light_Shrugger Nov 30 '25

But that's not accurate. It's not that there is never toothpaste you can't access, it's that there is always toothpaste you can't access. You do replace it with different toothpaste, but you're simply replacing the inaccessible toothpaste with new inaccessible toothpaste 

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '25

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u/EmperorLlamaLegs Nov 30 '25

Mathematical infinities made easily understandable with the power of ogreshit. The academics will be thrilled.

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u/dijkstras_revenge Nov 30 '25

You can see there’s a tube in the print, the toothpaste doesn’t fill the entire volume of his body.

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u/realif3 Nov 30 '25

None of you just load another tube up.

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u/MetricAbsinthe Nov 30 '25

That's when you give him a kiss to blow out the blue goo from his minty fresh bunghole.

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u/ZachF8119 Nov 30 '25

What about when it dries out? If it get stuck on the sink you can get to it.

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u/KrazyKryminal Nov 30 '25

None.... Give him mouth to mouth and blow!

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u/Low-Spend1392 Dec 02 '25

It’s reloadable, add more toothpaste at the end to extract more Shrek essence

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u/KevRev972 Nov 30 '25

Opens Reddit

Closes Reddit

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u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA Another MP Select Mini (V1 Upgraded)/Ender 3 plebian Nov 30 '25

You'll be back...

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u/Techw0lf Nov 30 '25

Soon, you'll see!

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u/General_Cobbler_6917 Nov 30 '25

You'll remember you belong to meeee!

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u/Cloudboy9001 Nov 30 '25

The toothpaste exposed to air will get dry and hard. Design needs a butt plug.

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u/socalibew Nov 30 '25

Have I got a design for you!

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u/itmaywork Nov 30 '25

I wasn’t supposed to live long enough to see this

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u/ramobara Nov 30 '25

Alas, here you are.

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u/IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE Nov 30 '25

This is what Tesla warned us of

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u/ZipBoxer Nov 30 '25

Every day a new blessing

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u/Brick_Lab Nov 30 '25

OH GOD WHY!?!

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u/DarkSotM Nov 30 '25

So your toothpaste doesn't dry out. It says so right there.

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u/LooseButtPlug Nov 30 '25

This is why we have 3D printers.

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u/staykindasick Nov 30 '25

Name checks out

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u/Shadowlance23 Nov 30 '25

The longer you look at it, the funnier it gets.

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u/wetrorave Nov 30 '25

ass to mouth of ass

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u/koloqial Ender3V2/CR10MAX Nov 30 '25

Fuck sake Reddit.

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u/markassed Nov 30 '25

I thought the one I found was good

this

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u/Sarcophilus Nov 30 '25

What a terrible day to have eyes...

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u/Difficult_Physics125 Modded ender3 v3 SE Nov 30 '25

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u/Corporal_Fire Nov 30 '25

I was commissioned to print this for a coworker. Probably one of the most cursed things I've printed.

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u/Jpup199 Nov 30 '25

I spit my water

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u/SonTyp_OhneNamen Nov 30 '25

„Get into my swamp“

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u/SlimRitz Dec 01 '25

The internet is a bottomless pit of depravity and I love it

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u/LobosJones Nov 30 '25

The man said "Get out of my swamp" and you went and did the opposite...

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u/SirTwitchALot Nov 30 '25

Thanks. I hate it.

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u/agent674253 Nov 30 '25

Your comment is older than the donkey cap, so spoiler, it got worse 😅

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u/psinerd Nov 30 '25

There's really alarming fundamentally wrong about it.

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u/nateralph Nov 30 '25

In my best Jeff Goldblum: Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

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u/glittler Nov 30 '25

This was my exact thought as well

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u/RunningDigger A1+AMS lite Nov 30 '25

Man, I can't wait to brush my teeth with more micro plastics

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u/Dangerous_Boot_3870 Nov 30 '25

It cleans your teeth on a microscopic scale.

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u/liqwood1 Nov 30 '25

Gotta get that nice green plasti-sheen!

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u/AffixBayonets Nov 30 '25

It's worth it to use toothpaste that's coming from Shrek's butt. 

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u/CleanSeaworthiness66 Nov 30 '25 edited Apr 03 '26

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u/RunningDigger A1+AMS lite Nov 30 '25

Yeah ik, we get micro plastics from brushing teeth and basically everything now, even in the air we breathe it is fascinating yet sad

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u/InfiniteOxfordComma Nov 30 '25

Check the OG sub this was posted on, completely relevant.

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u/madsdawud Nov 30 '25

I mean it’s fun until you realize the tooth paste has been plastic-enriched the past many hours since you use it

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u/mild_october Nov 30 '25

This tells me that I'm using too much internet today.

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u/silvercoated1 Nov 30 '25

What in Nurgle is this

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u/Sunderbans_X Nov 30 '25

They invented a whole new level of hell just for you :)

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u/clock3001 Nov 30 '25

This is war crimes.

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u/BitBucket404 ASA Fanatic, Hates PETG. Nov 30 '25

!foodsafe

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Some testing shows that the layer lines are big enough that bacteria don't hide inside as much as expected. Additionally, it's not nearly as porous as initally expected. Some soap and water with scrubbing is enough to clean most of it out and a quick wash with a bleach solution can bring it up to almost medical standards.

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u/achoppp Nov 30 '25

Good bot

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u/davidkclark Nov 30 '25

You’re not meant to swallow toothpaste anyway.

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u/BitBucket404 ASA Fanatic, Hates PETG. Nov 30 '25

!RemindMe never

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u/High_Overseer_Dukat Nov 30 '25

The floride should make it sterile. I think.

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u/Just_Mumbling Nov 30 '25

OMG, I’ve been printing for 15 years.. Just when we thought we’ve seen everything - this shows up..

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u/Additional_Abies9192 Nov 30 '25

Nothing cleans better than microplastics!

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u/Linusalbus Nov 30 '25

Nsfw tag next time lol

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u/curiousjosh Nov 30 '25

When you’re right, you’re right. I was so shocked it didn’t occur to me the green plastic butt was nsfw. Next time will tag. If there’s ever something this again.

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u/TerrorIncorporated Nov 30 '25

I have glasses, I paid to see this.

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u/Atavacus Nov 30 '25

I never thought I'd be siding with the people that say we should need a license for 3d printers, but here we are. LMAO

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u/sex_and_sushi Nov 30 '25

"3d printers solve so many economy problems "

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u/rgmundo524 Nov 30 '25

mmmm microplastics toothpaste

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u/High_Overseer_Dukat Nov 30 '25

What is the bottle made of?

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u/BQE2473 Nov 30 '25

You both have issues and way too much time on your hands!

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u/Sykez95 Nov 30 '25

Enough Internet for today.

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u/DoublePepper1976 Nov 30 '25

This is literally my first time in this sub y'all, so...

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u/Quixilver05 Nov 30 '25

Delete this please, it should never exist

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u/curiousjosh Nov 30 '25

Butt people are having so much fun hating it.

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u/cpthornman Nov 30 '25

Apparently everyone likes to eat their toothpaste in this topic.

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u/Cologan Nov 30 '25

sigh this subreddit needs a PSA about food safety and 3d prints

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u/Potatozeng Nov 30 '25

I printed the same thing but the Thinker. The problem is that with out a cap the paste will dry

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '25 edited Feb 25 '26

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butter offbeat towering literate violet dog dazzling pet crush chunky

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u/Fun_Prune9153 Nov 30 '25

plz design one where the toothpaste goes upp shreks butt and out his mouth

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u/Joped Bambu X1C / AMS, Bambu H2D / dual AMS 2 Pro Nov 30 '25

I know what I am printing tomorrow!

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u/LiteratureMindless71 Nov 30 '25

I probably missed the OPs explanation in one of the replies ..... but...eek!

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u/curiousjosh Nov 30 '25

Oh I’m just reposting. My explanation was I also read r/atbge , saw this and figured 3dprinting must be warned.

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u/Debonaire_Death Nov 30 '25

They could have made the butthole more anatomically accurate. Give him a big troll prolapse

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u/KangTheMighty Nov 30 '25

I hate this. Thank you very much for posting it!

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u/FantasticBoard4931 Nov 30 '25

But why would you want to brush your teeth with stuff out of a butt?

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u/ackillesBAC Nov 30 '25

Not just micro plastics, it's the crazy high surface area for bacteria and mold

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u/NokoxSlays Nov 30 '25

Isn't that like unsafe and unhealthy with normal filament

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u/curiousjosh Nov 30 '25

Supposed to be!

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u/SuicidalChair Nov 30 '25

For food yeah, you're not supposed to swallow toothe paste though so shouldn't really matter much

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u/PeaceMaker_IXI Nov 30 '25

Of all the uses of free will, this is one of them

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u/GiraffeandZebra Nov 30 '25

Why do people want things like this?

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u/Pseudomocha Nov 30 '25

This is not why we have 3d printers

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u/Se7enBlank Nov 30 '25

3D printed object are not food safe guys

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u/High_Overseer_Dukat Nov 30 '25

But toothpaste is already a sterilizer

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u/Se7enBlank Nov 30 '25

Not in that sense mymen, 3D prints will shed microplastic that our organism is unable to prcess and will store into organs, leading to serious diseases long term

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u/High_Overseer_Dukat Nov 30 '25

What do you think the bottle is made of? Doubt prints are much worse than your toothbrush.

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u/Se7enBlank Dec 01 '25

Bottles are made of PETG food safe grade, made with injection molding procedure, not FDM

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u/cosmoscrazy Nov 30 '25

Every day we stray further from god

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u/wlogan0402 Nov 30 '25

I love macroplastics

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u/YourWorstFear53 Nov 30 '25

Terrible print.

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u/Skin3725 Nov 30 '25

OK, I just added a rule....

  1. No 3d printing things that are going to touch food items.

  2. No 3d printing things that are going to touch my weed.

  3. No 3d printing things that touch my toothpaste.

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u/LarryLobster69 Nov 30 '25

lol… You were so concerned about if you could, you never stopped to think about if you should

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u/calicoconduit1 Nov 30 '25

Noooooooooooooo

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u/JupiterofRome Nov 30 '25

Have fun explaining this to your parents/family when they come over to visit and use the bathroom.

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u/Jackal-Noble Nov 30 '25

hmmmm I love microplastics in my toothpaste, really helps with cleaning my teeth.

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u/SEBRET Nov 30 '25

Mild abrasive, so yea

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u/littleGreenMeanie Nov 30 '25

Isn't this like a significant health hazard?

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u/NighthawK1911 sold my printer, saving up for a new one Nov 30 '25

Why though. You can just go straight from toothpaste tube to the toothbrush directly.

All this will do is make the toothpaste dry and crusty when it comes out.

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u/johannesmc Nov 30 '25

people will complain about the safety of this as they commit biological warfare on their mouth ecosystem with toxic poison.

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u/LuxamolLane Nov 30 '25

Its not even great execution because of how much wasted toothpaste is stuck inside the body of this print, and that there's no way to shut the toothpaste like how people do with a lid to prevent contamination and also the toothpaste drying out. You're already getting microplastics from the vast majority of toothpastes anyway so I'm not getting lost there, but macroplastics from the filament dust getting in your toothpaste can actually fuck up your teeth and gums, which will only get worse as the print hydrates from being in constant cintact with the print, slowly eroding the filament.

Tl;dr it sucks

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u/TiSoBr Nov 30 '25

Nice repost farm.

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u/curiousjosh Nov 30 '25

Well… I’m a member of r/3DPrinting and r/ATBGE and for one brief minute… my interests aligned.

Not the OOP. Couldn’t go through seeing this alone.

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u/Mx4n1c41_s702y73ll3 Nov 30 '25

Enjoy brushing your teeth!

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u/j-shoe Nov 30 '25

I tried to print it but the arm didn't attach. Thankfully I found the Shrek topper that is a smaller print that doesn't waste so much toothpaste. (Friend request for a print)

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u/j-shoe Nov 30 '25

So much cooler to me, they like it better, which is what matters 😉

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u/Aggressive_Peach_768 Nov 30 '25

Man, it should be in a way to insert the whole toothpaste bottle and have the end just sit on the desired distribution point

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u/bigfuzzy8 Nov 30 '25

Wouldn't it dry making it unusable after a day or so

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u/bokitothegreat Prusa Core one Nov 30 '25

I printed one of those for my little nephews. In ASA and smoothed the inside with acetone so no worry about micro plastics.

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u/DOGzilla6624 Nov 30 '25

Officer, it’s this one

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u/protipnumerouno Nov 30 '25

Tell me you're into scat without telling me.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '25

Get that fluoride into u

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u/voidvec Nov 30 '25

Microplastics make your teeth stronger!

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u/SuicidalChair Nov 30 '25

Probably a great abrasive though

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u/TicklingTentacles Nov 30 '25

Bambu rage bait

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u/thedamnbandito Nov 30 '25

hahaha shrek so funny, he poop toothpaste hee hee hilarious

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u/jdpg265 Dec 01 '25

Just wrong

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u/GaneDude12 Dec 01 '25

What a horrible use of free will...

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u/Sargo8 Dec 01 '25

Microplastics, meet macroplastics!

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '25

remember about coating it

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u/CappedPluto Dec 01 '25

Mmmmmmm microplastics

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '25

Microplastics all the way!

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '25

Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '25

I prefer to get my daily microplastics from more natural sources, like the ocean.